Absolutely loved Predator Badlands. It’s like a really good Dark Horse comic from the 90s. Hope it makes a gazillion dollars

Californians Approve Measure To Redraw ‘Garfield’ https://theonion.com/californians-approve-measure-to-redraw-garfield/

I thought this said Poland. Wasn’t super surprised www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

My sister helped win a costume Emmy for Andor. So that's nice! www.instagram.com/p/DOT9tBcksQ...

Mind blown

All this because Big Balls got tuned up by a couple of 15-year-olds...

So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

Still thinking about the Superman meme monkeys

Am I ok to watch Jaws 50 if I haven’t seen Jaws 49?

Pete Hegseth Vomits Out Of Tank Hatch

Now and again I look at LinkedIn and all the posts are this

Convenient reminder.

Andor season two is only this good because of my sister’s costume props which enhance every scene. I can’t prove this scientifically so you just have to accept it as fact.

I want to love this show but that looks like one of those misshaped Cheetos that sells for a million bucks

Well, at least he can go back to his highly successful car business... www.politico.com/news/magazin...

I thought the emojis were satire. Wow.

Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers

This is a real film

I do not find Severance as confusing as the “previously on Severance” recaps; which seem to be random scenes I have never seen before.

Oh my god, the Oscars got it right

The Conclave PR team has really gone too far with this one

This would be the funniest thing ever if it wasn't for the fact that a ton of people are going to be killed by his backward bullshit

Get your vaccines right now, people. All of them in one arm today.

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Trump Dehumanizes Migrants By Referring To Them As Dons And Erics theonion.com/trump-d...

Childhood is fleeting and as a parent you should savor every precious moment but oh my Christ I can’t wait until the kid grows out of Roblox so I never have to deal with their spectacularly shitty customer service bots again. Why am I talking to someone called Hyena?

Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance theonion.com/man-suc...

And, a tsunami warning. Holy cow.

Duck and cover earthquake alert but no earthquake. As soon as I open my laptop the roof is going to fall in and squish me, right?

There’s water falling from the sky in California. What is this stuff???? Where’s the sun?

What have I been up to lately? Oh, you know… stuff…

Deleted Twitter and starting a new life