"An evolving regulatory environment" = "Did Donny have another tantrum today?"

Seems to be gettin' to the point where Republicans are worried that the shutdown will take peoples' minds off the Epstein Files.

The corruption is so deep that dozens of rich people would pay a million dollars each to eat cold hamberders and listen to a demented felon rehash past grievances because they know they will make their money back and then some.

Just a reminder; The Boston Tea Party was a No Kings Rally.

I did not have "Armed Federal agents arrest singing giraffe" on my 2025 Bingo card.

Yes, your hair looks terrible, just like the Epstein files do.

This Is Fascism

Fantastic read here if you need a chuckle or 10: substack.com/inbox/post/1...

"We added tariffs, so you paid more for stuff. Now we'll give you a rebate, so you can buy more China stuff! I want to increase tariffs on China stuff, BTW, because Xi, so you can lose even more next time you buy China! Tremendous boost to our economy! Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

Oh NOES! The Nobel was given to some Venezuelan antifa person! Will Don get the consolation prize of a set of lutefisk knives?

Note to KKKristi - The most dangerous terrorists trying to destroy US are usually all present at Cabinet meetings.

Pee Wee German is off his meds again.

Everything is too expensive and you can be kidnapped off the streets or shot by a bigot at any moment; you can't go to the doctor or get a vaccine or read certain books or learn history or speak a language other than English but hey at least a computer will drink a lake to talk to your kid for you

Seen on the Web, re: Hegseth. "Jeez, just put 'no fatties' on your Grindr profile and move on".

"Generals gathered in their masses, to listen to tremendous asses."

Drumpf is blathering to the generals about tariffs, Nobels, & autopens, while the shutdown clock keeps ticking.

Shorter Hegseth - "Harassment YES, fatties NO!"

Sinclair and Nexstar fold, as The Mouse sez, "No Kimmel? OK, then no football."

This is really without precedent. What d'ya suppose Kegbreath has up his sleeve?

KKKaroline is so mad! Fired, and THEN investigated! That'll show those Antifa escalator operators!

Truth be told, more people probably died from taking actually poisoned Tylenol in 1982 than have gotten autism from it since then.

I really should clean the bathroom, but the Rapture is supposed to occur later on. I'll wait and see what happens.

"Tom Homan isn’t going anywhere. Tom Homan is not shutting up.” Tom Homan is the new George Remus, in Tom Homan's third person psychodrama.

Imagine if Richard Nixon had just tweeted out the Watergate scandal rather than putting it on secret tapes. That’s what this is.

Many media outlets hid the full truth of Trump -- his background in organized crime, his Epstein ties -- out of fear, only to be obliterated by him in the end. Had they not self-censored then, they might not be state-censored now. When you hide the truth, you face the consequences.

Wait, I thought he was all buddy-buddy with the techbros? Looks like he's now trying out a shakedown on them. WHO GETZ THA MUNNIES?

Christ, he looks terrible. Sure would take a load of stress off if he released the Epstein files.

So, they'll let Kimmel back on if he publicly apologizes and donates to TPUSA. This was NEVER about ratings or economics.

Premiered 60 years ago today.

Carr accuses Kimmel of "misleading the American people. Appears the only one allowed to do THAT on TV is KKKaroline Leavitt.

The Kumquat Krybaby has a sad because the news is so mean to him.

And the MC is a demented reality show host.

It is fascinating they found out the shooter was one of their own and decided to try to use it for a Reichstag fire anyway.

Have yourself a Pythagorean day.

Entirely predictable that the right would completely embrace cancel culture at some point.

Flags flying high again, so how's about them Epstein files?

My local supermarket had a flyer on the doors today, saying the flagpole was not lowered due to it being broken. Guys, don't apologize in advance for non-existent transgressions. Both Donald and Charlie have been bigoted goons, don't give them cover by kowtowing to their performative patriotism.

Kilmeade - "Euthanize the homeless" = OK Dowd - "Charlie Kirk is divisive" = Fired

"Targeted killings" are now very bad. Apparently, "indiscriminate mass shootings" are still OK.

So Don's gonna "crack down on political violence"? Does that mean everybody gets a pardon again?

It's much more likely that he's an FSB mole than an FBI informant.

Trump with techbros today claiming to have "settled several wars" is like Dustin Hoffman claiming to be "an excellent driver."

Imagine the outrage if Obama or Biden proposed this. "Deployments will take place across the following states: Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Louisiana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Mexico, Ohio, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, Wyoming."

Uncooperative Federalism is here! open.substack.com/pub/cmarmita...

Oh NOES! Cracker Barrel is all WOKE, because it is trying to entice younger crackers, or something. Make America's Grits Again!

With this, one might suppose.