@pastoralexlove.bsky.social Some people were asking me where is Pastor Alex and why is he not on Bluesky. Please be patient. He will come and come again for everyone here. He is currently dealing with some vandals at one of his many churches

This is addressed to some horny toad named @pastoralexlove.bsky.social in Croydon UK. Sources close to this tally-wanker are perplexed as to why he's ordering these. "He's been limp for years" they told our reporter.

Theists need to lighten up on @pastoralexlove.bsky.social The man needs your encouragement, not put downs. Even as an Atheist, I would never belittle any old guy with a limp dick, & neither should you. Show some respect people!

Jezus blessed @pastoralexlove.bsky.social with a special gift. Like Jezus himself, Alex has the ability to repulse women without even trying. This leaves him without burden whilst he scams & plunders the less fortunate. Jezus can't take all the credit since Alex dresses himself like that. 😂

It seems that @pastoralexlove.bsky.social is easily recognizable by this description by police. It's how everyone describes him.

When Melania Trump gets deported, at least she has a place to go. There's some guy, @pastoralexlove.bsky.social in the UK that she's been banging who is ready to take her in. She said she will move in with Pastor love provided he gets rid of his extensive porn & blow up doll collection.

I truly wish that guys at the gym would stop referring to @pastoralexlove.bsky.social as the eunuch from the Church of the Forgiving Eagle. I want to make it perfectly clear that Pastor Love, like the rest of us, still has his man parts. It's just that they're just too tiny to see is all. Amen.

There's a legend that tells of @pastoralexlove.bsky.social once buying a round of drinks for an entire bar full of women. It says that he then made love to over half of them, right there in the bar before he stopped & looked around. It was then he realized there was a drag queen convention in town.

For @pastoralexlove.bsky.social , it all started a long, long, time ago.

Underneath that suave façade, a bad haircut, the eighties wardrobe, & his underwire bra, stands a man of the people, @pastoralexlove.bsky.social He should not be judged for what he does, or no one would like him. His immoral acts with animals does not define him. He's a man being a man. 😇

The birthplace of our beloved @pastoralexlove.bsky.social

Breaking news in Croydon. Police say that a local pastor has gone too far this time. @pastoralexlove.bsky.social from the Church of the Forgiving Eagle was arrested this morning solicitation of funds under false pretenses. On the bright side, Pastor Love had no problem making bail.

We were in a local pub last night when some wanker dressed in a Santa suit came in & announced that he was the real Santa. He went on about being been sent by Jesus himself to save everyone's soul with $100 special prayers redeemable from some @pastoralexlove.bsky.social guy. What a freakin' loser!

The sexual stamina of @pastoralexlove.bsky.social is legend. These ladies spent the last few hours in a sexual foursome with Pastor Love. There was no alcohol or drugs involved. You've heard the saying, shag 'em till they can't walk. It's real.

Who hasn't been caught short in a department store? Is it a crime to try out something that the store sells before you buy it? Stop judging @pastoralexlove.bsky.social

If @pastoralexlove.bsky.social ever askes you to accompany him and his girlfriend on a trip to anywhere, for god's sake tell him NO!

Date Night Terror for @pastoralexlove.bsky.social 😢 In a state of intense horniness, Alex filled Molly the dolly with propane. Lube-less crotch friction then caused a catastrophic fiery 'Big O' if you will. Neighbors demonstrated for police what they had seen fly out of the pastor's window.💥

I asked AI to create an image that depicted All that is Good over All that is Bad. It is spot on with the cats. It seems that AI is quite familiar with @pastoralexlove.bsky.social

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To all of the inquisitive people who have been wondering, Yes, @PastorAlexLove puts out big time on 1st dates. On every 1st date he's ever had, he's acted with reckless abandon like a sex starved mink. Of course, he's only had one, back in 1982. Ever since he's had to pay for sex.

Meet @pastoralexlove.bsky.social's Thanksgiving date. He gave her a stuffing she'll never forget & then he ate her.

Dear @PastorAlexLove is flying a mercy flight to S America. He's delivering a fresh load of meat to the Christian missionaries stationed there. Sadly, the pastor was delegated to the cargo area. Not much of a view. In fact, everywhere you look, all you see are horse's asses.

I beg of people to stop saying awful things about @pastoralexlove.bsky.social 😭 Sure, the guy's an easy target, & what you say is usually true, but you don't have to tell him. He already knows what a conniving grifter & sex hound he is! So knock it off, show some respect & buy a prayer.😇

To those of you who don't know who bsky.app/profile/did:... is, well Friday nights is imaginary date night for @PastorAlexLove. He puts out wine & snacks & then watches TV, hopeful that someone will call or drop by. Of course, nobody will. 🤭 So maybe you could pity follow him?

Please @pastoralexlove.bsky.social I beg you. Please return my sister's majorette costume immediately. She found out it was you who took it. Well, ok, I told her.

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