I'm so sad 😄

I think I got banned from Twatter. It was my goal. Let's see what happens tomorrow. If not, I'll plan on going hard on their free speech again.

@pastoralexlove.bsky.social Hey guys! I know you've been wondering if the rumors (or rumours like those Brits want you to spell it) about the good Pastor Alex is true. They are false and he's not avoiding Bluesky. He just needs your support. Remember, Pastor Alex has never left a nightclub drunk.

I can't tell you how many accounts that I had no choice but to block because Bluesky put these on my Discover feed but I can't add to the comments since that account won't let me add comments. THIS ISN'T TWITTER! Let new people add comments and possibly earn a follow.

@tatermagoo.bsky.social Thank you to ASH and The Church of the Benevolent Waffle for bringing back chicken and waffles to KFC. My prayers were answered!

@pastoralexlove.bsky.social I can't believe how people fall for Pastor Alex Love imitators. Just in this picture alone it is obvious this is not our good Pastor. For one: Pastor Alex would never wear a cheap ass suit like this and Number two: everyone knows Pastor Alex is right-handed.

Need to remember a great little dog who was there for my father and was extremely loved by my brother and his amazing girlfriend. We miss you Gordy.

@pastoralexlove.bsky.social Pastor Alex's return to Bluesky is being delayed as he is doing his best to free Christians as atheists newest pet.

@pastoralexlove.bsky.social Some people were asking me where is Pastor Alex and why is he not on Bluesky. Please be patient. He will come and come again for everyone here. He is currently dealing with some vandals at one of his many churches

@pastoralexlove.bsky.social Pastor Alex has been quite lately on here. What I heard is that he's getting back with his X. Doing X rated movies. The strange kind where they take X-rays of themselves while drinking Xpresso. Leaving me feeling a little Blue. 😪

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So happy to find many people doing well. I'm especially in a good mood. I appreciate everyone that looked me up. Just know that you made my day. Even if you disagree with me, you were important to my life. I really wish you well and find happiness.

@pastoralexlove.bsky.social My cat texted me these images. I asked why. He said..."I know" I'm not sure what I'm suppose to do but I rushed my $100 special prayer. Something is about to go down. I'm frighten

@pastoralexlove.bsky.social To understand why The Church of the Forgiving Eagle doesn't accept cats you need to know all cats are born atheists and they can't be converted. They are superior in IDGAF and will survive off your corpse when the rapture comes.

@tatermagoo.bsky.social My cat has officially joined The Church of the Benevolent Waffle. Here he is having a drink of Kool Aid from the sacred cup.

@pastoralexlove.bsky.social With Americans leaving their church everyday, The Church of the Forgiving Eagle still hasn't raise the price of special prayers. Still the best deal for many years ($100). All cats are atheist. Do not attend cat church. Find Jesus. We don't know where he is at the moment

@pastoralexlove.bsky.social Pastor Alex is selling his HIS dinosaur statue for only $100* This will go to help orphans stop reading those silly science books. Not related to a missing statue at a library. *Special prayer not included.

Some of the people I follow on Bluesky. I would have included links to each one but I think everyone should follow based on discovering what everyone has to offer. My preferences may not be yours. skircle.me

I really appreciate everyone I follow and the many that follows me. I look forward to your thoughts. I may not add my personal thoughts to everything I read but I see you. I didn't forget you. I'm hoping sometime next year to get back on stage and film my 5 minutes of comedy.

What makes Bluesky better : the timeline does NOT Auto-refresh!