old man eats his favorite snack (yogurt drop)

someone (mom or sad) brought me a “make america GAY again” rubber bracelet and i dont know who. like it was just left on my coffee table never addressed by anyone

happy pride

Happy pride from Porygon everyone. This was a real conversation.

old man mouse peed on me cuz hes not good at holding it anymore and i cleaned it up with a tissue. he uses tissues to make his nests so he went and layed on the tissue

these are getting weird

watched invasion of the body snatchers 1978 and it was so good the sfx and visuals were so repulsive and fucked but the scream i scrumpt when i saw the dog with the man head was so loud my cat went scramblin

bisexual final boss

zonked out

what do you mean the lds just came to my house?????

had a dream we were at this fancy house in florida and my mom was like “we’re going to the vet” and i was like “for who” and she was like “for paddington he’s not doing well” and i look over and its an emperor penguin like no shit he’s not doing well we’re in miami

asking here cuz i feel like yall might know but why does punk have so much private school uniform/union jack imagery when the point is to be nonconforming. is it irony? why are u wearing a posh english uniform to fight the system

listen i hate ppl in subcultures who are like “the normies got to this” but every post i see about obsession and the backrooms makes me want to watch them less and less

so i chose to do spravato twice a week this week instead of once and the doctor (different that my usual one) was like “so when do you plan on going back to once a week” like gurl ok fine i’lll just kms i guess

people are getting way too comfortable advocating for eugenics and i truly am too disabled and not mentally strong enough to handle it

people who are like “you’re just disabled to get out of doing things you dont like” today i cried in the car because i’m not able to cook with my family because i always have a sensory meltdown. i want to bake cookies with my mom and brother so badly.

steve is LITERALLY fighting in the streets with a child

in the car looking at my gengar phone case and told my mom that men like gengar and she was like “cuz hes a misogynistic asshole” and i was like no gurl what not my goat.

im at treatment so i’m a lil high and cant word well but i hate that “detransition”ing is becoming a concept people who aren’t transphobes are using because you were just exploring your gender. you were finding out who u are. ur not detransitioning. like you dont degothify.

now i have to choose which blood pressure lowering medication to stop but theyre treating different things. like i have to choose between flashbacks and my ability to hold things.

my mouse is sososo old and he keeps ragebaiting me by flopping over and laying like this

ppl making fun of tech guys going to fur cons to network like no theyre right. my dad has friends in high places and he was like “i’m going to philly” and they were like “for the fur con?”

told my dad my blood pressure is low cuz im taking too many blood pressure lowering medications. and he was like ah that sucks. i was like ya its 90/56 and hes like WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE?

steve who runs an etsy candle business from his garage making eddie smell all his new creations

sir ur hiding skills are impeccable.

if i’d been a boy when i was little they wouldve diagnosed my ass with autism in an instant

my mom keeps accidentally locking my cat in the closet and the problem is my cat will not make any noise. she’ll just sit there sad and confused in the closet until i go where tf is my cat

tommy bro chill ur scarin the hoes

mr worldwide has stopped eating cuz he’s old old and declining death is near. but he will still eat his favorite yogurt treats. my man knows how to live!

‘Slug’ by Nagasawa Rosetsu a Japanese painter of the Maruyama school. nk on paper, Edo Period

i feel like one of those bubble toys in aquariums. that just let out a bubble every so often blup

bought an enclosure big enough dor a syrian hamster i’m gonna get a retired breeder weehooo

gurl the kedamine treatment is getting me i despise cis men and women are so beautiful also i need to get syrian hamster. shopping spree!

Lesbian Beam 🫡

i watched lee cronins the mummy and it was actually incredibly deeply sad and i know it was supposed to be a positive ending but that doesnt change what happened to that little girl. someone come hold my hand im so sad

the way im always sabotaging myself like et tu caesar?

my old man mouse’s new favorite hobby is “looking like he’s dying in my hand” and i HATE IT but he loves it because he’s snuggle warm half snoozin in my hand.

cloud had a horrible reaction to the wipes the vet gave us for her chin acne. today we took her in and they gave her a steroid shot and a pain shot and we will not be continuing the wipes. i am so so so heartbroken she’s hurting because of the wipes that were supposed to help

got some new friends and stared at them smiling for 30 minutes they make me so happy

i wanted to make seamonkeys as a treasure in tomodachi life but then i just decided to make a seamonkey mii

steve tried to befriend eddie by talking about an iron maiden but eddie recognized steve didnt know shit immediately and pointed it out these boys will never be friends

Current vibe

i saw a post that was like gengar is like kuromi but for men. consider: kuromi femme and her gengar butch.

powers been out in my neighborhood for an hour and i finally tweeted about it and literally immediately the power came back on i am god.

mom got me starbucks and she got me a cakepop and she was like look at it! i was like aw its a unicorn and she was like yeah! do you think its for pride month? ☺️ mom bought me unicorn cakepop for me cuz it made her think of pride month awww

google images is fucked up to broken status so i cant find hey its me dykeplier but imagine that picture with my caption: im watching my first markiplier video

the day the earth stood still got me beefing with an alien. he came to earth and can mimic human language completely but decided to learn nothing about earth culture? like his planet’s anthropologists werent doing shit? he just showed up and decided everyone had to deal with his weird behavior?

me, carol, and our daughter have a family gossip sesh at the restaurant multiple times the day it is soooo cute