boosting to help my homies 🙏🏽

support my hg 🙏🏽

If I send you this, this means i’m about to ruin your whole life

I need Raye to sing the next Bond theme and I am so serious

Obsessed with this reaction lmaooooo

I’m genuinely crushed that today is the last ever print edition of The Star-Ledger. A newspaper that raised me. When my mom had our bodega, every day without fail I would read that paper like a little old man. I always read the Today section bc all the TV & movie news was there. And the funnies ofc.

Excited for the Stan Wars to commence aka the Grammys

A Spaniard is racist and Islamophobic? Color me shocked

ICE trying to deport Dominicans from PR when they NEED to be deporting Jake and Logan Paul instead

This is where I live. Newark is largely made up of Black and Latino residents — my entire neighborhood is made up of immigrants. I had a horrible thought just the day before that it was only a matter of time it was going to happen here and now look.

My personality this past week to avoid every ounce of bad news (a failed task) has been to become obsessed with Taskmaster

okay this is genuinely great

David Lynch not only changed movies, but he changed my life. His vision, his talent, his love of movies have imbedded themselves into me. I’ll always cherish it. RIP

One of the best to ever do it

real ones know

The Social Network (2010)

I screeched at Demi winning let’s goooo

Laughed extremely hard at Nikki Glaser’s RFK joke

My first meal of 2025 is Prosecco and Ghirardelli peppermint bark chocolate

will I be going to my third Benito tour??????? 🤔

For @letterboxd.social I wrote about the myriad ways Bob Dylan was influenced by and also influenced this thing we call The Movies

I’ve written 155 editions of my Weekly Directed By Women Viewing Guide over the past three years and written about 1,175 films Read: oldfilmsflicker.substack.com/t/weekly-dir...

What do you mean Jack Antonoff produced Kendrick’s album

Kendrick for heart part six

aaaaaaaa there goes my Friday

Just showed my friends Sunset Boulevard for #Noirvember and figured I’d post here my fan cast I came up with a few years back. Pls be nice this is just me having a bit of fun 🧵

Yeah okay hit me

There are currently only 22 films streaming on Netflix made before 1980 and not a single one made before 1960, with the oldest film on the platform currently being PSYCHO. I know I’m a broken record but: buy physical media, support your local library, etc etc

Looking forward to the eventual (possible?) @defunctland.bsky.social video on Kingda Ka

Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.

Finally some good fucking food

Certainly not the first to observe this but it’s literally so annoying and infuriating that Gamergate is a massive reason why we’re all in this bullshit situation in the first place.

Disabled people have been warning you about the racism, misogyny, ableism, classism, colonialism and fascism in "wellness" spaces for years and you didn't listen. Turns out a lot of "wellness" influencers & sycophants voted Tr*mp because they wanted R F K at HHS. They are celebrating.

I remember quite a few people making fun of how the awfully the characters acted + the immigrant narrative in KNIVES OUT because the film was essentially aging itself bc it was written during/came out at the end of the first Trump era and lol seems like it’s only gotten that much more prescient

You know there are times like these where I’m glad I was an English major because it really wasn’t just reading and writing which are honestly fundamental skills that most people lack — it gave me at least some measure of critical thinking and being able to spot unreliable narrators and grifters

The fall of the Roman Empire but very stupid and everyone has phones.

Since it’s been a week I’m going to do some good old fashioned complaining because I’ve seen too many mutuals and strangers posting weird jabs like these 🧵

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Since I don’t have a lot of followers and I feel like this is a safe space so far, I have to ask — pls explain to this first gen American what the fuck is up with stuffing? I don’t understand the appeal and how there are so many versions of this savory bread pudding

You know it doesn't necessarily have to "get worse before it gets better." That's just some shit people told you often enough and long enought that you uncritically took it for true. We could just work to be better.

"bluesky is cooking it's really taking off" i have not yet seen a teenager posting stuff like 'you dont miss your dead dog you miss uncritical affection from someone who can't challenge you' so no i do not agree

Okay I’m really starting to really get sick of the Apartheid App so I’m going to focus more on being on here when I can.

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

I need to remember to use this account cause baybee twitter is dying every other day now

Once BlueSky gets a gif function it’s over for you bitches

It’d be very funny if I got more followers on here than on Twitter lol

😒 happy now? damn