"Who are these Mudhonies, and are they popular with the MTV?" - Bill Clinton

The chicken wanter has logged on.

A’s pbp announcer a confirmed caboose guy.

My preakness pick is also a member of Discharge

Anybody who might still be following me after hackarrhea…any idea how to delete all quote posts from 10 days ago? Good god, man.

Wow, I got hacked! That’s never happened before. Anyway, we are back to the real me. Boy the Sixers really stunk it up, huh?

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

One of the best to ever do it. Nice writeup.

This stinks. D72 were top shelf.

Not tonight babe, there’s been an issue fetching posts.

A photo of Sparky Anderson with the Dead Milkmen to bless the TL.

Ok I’ll play Blood Simple (you like the Coen’s, eh?) Maniac Cop (you like Bruce Campbell, eh?) Angry Red Planet (in Cinemagic!) She Devils on Wheels (you like 60’s biker flics, eh?) Bucket of Blood (did you know the garbageman from The Burbs was in other things?)

50% of the mighty Zen Guerrilla in this one. desslok.bandcamp.com

Let’s Remember Some Shows, @matadorrecords.bsky.social edition

Fryin up on Easter Sunday. youtu.be/pK8iGAznvLg?...

I dislike the "locked groove" on an LP record. Was it the Beatles that came up with that idea? If so, add that to their list of crimes. Probably fuckin Lennon’s idea.

Yo, Sixers outscored their opponent in the 3rd quarter? Is that legal?

Poll time! The best Chills song is… 1) I love my leather jacket 2) pink frost 3) some other incorrect answer

#NeverForget when Corliss Williamson rocked this look

Let’s Remember Dwight Stewart

[Sickos guy from the onion] haha yes

If you’ve never done it, I recommend mixing a cocktail, smoking a blunt, and listening to the Diamond Sea. Takes the edge off a long week.

I saw Chuck Norris shopping for a teevee at Circuit City once. I put a curse on him that day. It finally cashed in.

Did anybody go with Specs Chapman yet?

I’ve always told you people that Whitlock is bad for America.

Youse are never gonna guess who’s back.

This is more punk rock than the Sex Pistols. youtu.be/u6Zxwda0Qsg?...

I know everybody thinks this but I just wanted to echo the sentiment that the lyrics on loveless are incredible. Absolute poetry.

Making the dinner announcement at Davos

Excuse me, Bam Adebayo scored EIGHTY THREE FUCKING POINTS????

I was in the movie "Dave"

Why watch the state of the union when you can simply gouge your eyeballs out with a fork? youtu.be/RKyD39WoyzM?...

Sunday afternoon sick thoughts

OK so I am listening to this ceedee and I have to tell you about it but it’s gonna take more than one poast so bear with me. [thread emoji]

I don’t like the Yankees, but I do like a Bronx.

Miss me with liver, black licorice, cottage cheese, and grapefruit. Everything else goes in the belly

Aw man this is so sad defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

Did I just see a commercial that said "brace your urethra for turbulence"?

Not making this up to be cute, it’s burn notice.

It’s a satanic drug thing, you wouldn’t understand.

Selfie

Pretty cool way to kill a Thursday night.

I’ve got Kentucky surrounded. Waiting for them to let their guard down before I strike.

Yo, I just heard a British guy pronounce "urinal" ur-EYE-nal and I have never been more mad in my life.

Hell yeah. Let’s do this thing real half-assed. It’s the American way!