When your weed dealer gets elected to Congress

Why the fuck is Mike Pence on my tv opining?

Prescient

So what do they do in January then? Republicans know that Dems have no spine so they will just ram everything through.

Fuck Shaheen, fuck Angus King, and fuck anyone else who speaks at this presser

My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard. We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions. We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.

This sucks dude. EVEN if Thune isn’t lying to you about the vote, the House won’t hold a vote. You got nothing, and just proved to the public that the shutdown was your fault. And you proved to Republicans that they can weaponize hunger. You negotiated with terrorists

Schumer’s forehead looks like my nutsack

Shutting down the government is a big deal. People have been hurt in big ways as a result of the decision. To have that suffering be for nothing—to re-open the government without actually having protected people’s health insurance and economic well-being—is unconscionable.

Schumer (74) is hiding behind Angus King (81), Jeanne Shaheen (78, retiring), and Maggie Hassan (67). New England's geriatrics are leading on bowing down to the Trump regime

If Merrick Garland wasn’t such a needledick none of this would be happening.

Something needs to be done about this Army team.

Democrats falling over theirselves to virtue signal. And they wonder why they can’t win.

www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc... Not a dime.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article... Just when you thought things couldn’t get worse for big law. Heritage Foundation is now shaking down these firms for pro bono.

These Titans are playing for The Crown tonight.

He’s just raw-dogging these cowards now

Is it me or is March Madness really boring this year?

Me after being added to the secret war planning group chat

School Bully Shocks Nerds With Further Lunch-Money Demands

Schumer is talking but saying absolutely nothing.

Can we abolish the filibuster now?

People will forget that there was a shutdown in 2026 but they won’t forget the democrats’ cowardly capitulation today.

Tell him w/ all due respect he needs to FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF— we want representatives that stand up for us, that don’t capitulate— if not this when? The GOP has all the cards this is the ONE time Dems can hold strong— what the actual FUCK??? This will be the end of his “leadership”— WE will end it.

Schumer is out here lying out of ass on @chrislhayes.bsky.social

Dems: don’t kill the filibuster because we will need it if the GOP takes control. *GOP takes control* Dems: We can’t use the filibuster or people will get mad.

John Larson is a based af.

If we can "avoid a government shutdown" by voting for this CR, then why is the entire Department of Education closed today? Why is USAID closed? Why are hundreds of billions in grant contracts frozen? We are already in the shutdown. And your votes DON'T stop it. In fact, they allow it to expand.

So @schumer.senate.gov is going to bend over and take this GOP bill with no absolutely no lube.

Don’t tell me democracy is at risk and a constitutional crisis is unfolding and the best you got is a modified ping pong paddle.

South Korea catching a stray

Hey, cousin is a transgender mouse!

I knew Pam Bondi was a bimbo before I even saw her picture.

What the hell I love Fetterman now. www.businessinsider.com/john-fetterm...

Home Alone still slaps

Iowa v Nebraska is a fake rivalry

I’m pie-curious tonight

Is Jimmy Carter still living in hospice? He’s been posted up there for like two years.

These war guys love war

I know the world seems fucked up right now but just know that you still have to commute to your cubicle to input numbers into a spreadsheet.

I think about retiring on laundry day all the time

And it easily hit. Like clockwork.

Lol dying

Fall Saturdays are for betting the under on the Iowa game.

Out of one Forever War just to plunge into two more…

Kevin McCarthy in the cuck chair

My other strong church memory is with my wife, a cause of some tumult and ill-will. Shortly after we joined this church we were at a service and taking communion, which was then served by you tearing a piece of bread off of a loaf. Naturally the protocol is to take a modest piece. /1

So this is basically twitter without the thots