8.45pm on a Sunday I should be able to sit in my garden in peace. I don’t care that it’s a bank holiday. We’ve had 2 days of this. I didn’t realise it was even happening until a few days ago. Or that I’d hear it in my yarden

I am unsurprised to learn that Thora Birch is bisexual. One of these days I’ll get to see Monkey Trouble again.

William Hill feel predatory. And they make it hard to find the ‘close account’ option. It should be the easiest thing to find.

When I was doing a small bet recently I ended up with 5p of free money (random I know) and I bet it on a random horse yesterday. I now have 14p. What should I spend my big win on?

I’m supposed to go to my zentangle art group today but part of me doesn’t want to leave the house 🤣 I still have 1.5 hours to make a decision I guess

It’s hot. Why is the hot water bottle trying to make it warmer?

I’ll always, and forever, feel disappointed that Red John was not Timothy Carter.

I think Neko has stolen a toy from next door 🙄

Can someone ban smoking outside where people eat food? Ffs.

Why do people come and sit as close to people as possible when they’re smoking cigarettes outside? Fuck off

Where else would they be when I’m in my bedroom?

Neko just shared his breakfast with Nya. He tried to eat a piece of biscuit and dropped it on the food cabinet. So Nya ate it 🤣

Get a cat, they say. They’re wonderful, they say. Beautiful, furry babies who will show affection, they say. The cat:

I want to go to bed. And yet Neko is not home 🙄🙃

Why is there a 6 in the time

Look at Nya’s unimpressed face during the vet trip earlier. She’s like a completely different cat her expression is so unfamiliar

Nya is doing her best impression of Neko, and she’s not as easy to get into a vet box 😫 (we have a couple of hours to chill before we can go)

The cats were having a chase while I was getting ready for bed. Walked into the big bedroom to find this

Delta Goodrem is one of the most criminally underrated singers of all time.

All I have to do is lie on my bed and Neko will appear to come lie next to me. It’s like a cat trap in comfortable place to sleep

I haven’t completed my steps today. It’s been a long day. I’d like to stay home. I might do. I guess I’ll see how I feel.

It’s taken months but finally when Neko has finished his bowl of food, and Nya is still eating hers, he walks away 😭🥰

Had my eyes tested again. Probably didn’t need to in some ways but I wasn’t feeling like my eyesight was quite right. The optician was sooo lovely. She was really diligent. They’re not all that good. So I made sure to tell her.

Uh oh

Nya is playing with her sponge - sound up to hear the sounds she makes when she’s got her sponge in her mouth 🥰

Just caught Nya trying to climb on Neko but in the most half hearted way and then she ran off 🤣 but he’s home, so I can feed them both their supper then we can go to bed

Neko is not yet home and I want to go to bed 😫

I need some food. But he’s got me trapped

Sweetheart 🥰😻

We’re on day 1 of the newspapers talking about the Makerfield by-election. I’m already over it. I’m local. So every local newspaper is talking about it.

I said Neko’s name to Nya as I was about to shut the back door and suddenly I hear this giant meow. He was telling me he was coming home “MAMA I’M COMING DON’T SHUT THE DOOR” or that’s what I like to believe he was saying

Neko spied Elvis

I love that cats can just lie anywhere and appear comfortable

Nya was on my bed in the night 🥰😻 we had a little cuddle

I think Neko has finally got his adult meow 😻🥰 I heard it earlier, but he doesn’t meow on cue so I can’t share

The sleepy face of a boy who was stuck outside for 5.5 hours today and is now exhausted

Neko keeps coming stealing Nya’s biscuits after she’s had enough (she’d eat them later). This morning she’s still got biscuits in her own bowl and she cleaned Neko out 🤣

Reform are already campaigning locally, because of the guy stepping down so Andy Burnham could try for his seat. They’ve brought a bus. It keeps getting kicked out of spaces because they’re just parking it anywhere without care for the local community.

Twice in the last week I’ve had the pure joy of watching Neko attempt to jump onto the windowsill that is really easy to jump to from the bed…and fall into the ditch between the bed and wall 🤣🤣🤣 (he’s on there all the time, this is merely proof of his lack of attention to detail)

Since I’m in town for the second day of the food and drink festival, I might go and buy some more chocolate covered strawberries to eat 🤣🤣🤣 gotta fit one of my 5 a day in!

I’ve been thinking in the last few days that Nya probably won’t sleep on my bed again, or at least quietly hoping it’s just been too warm for her. Because of Neko. Woke up to her sleeping beside me 🥰 so happy. Neko is sleeping on the other side. (Nya is gone now)

Someone posted an AI French translation of a song and when I challenged them on it they said they thought someone had just translated it. The person info literally says AI. Why don’t people look? It’s so obvious these days.

Yes. That is Neko with his head in the handle of the bag 😅 little mischief

I wish Pitch Perfect 3 was more like Pitch Perfect 1 and 2

New food stations for Nya and Neko 🥰 finally upgraded from old food boxes to something sturdier

Neko has been a huge dickhead to Nya this week and I am over it 😭 she is unhappy with him and I hate when she’s unhappy.

I know I work in suicide prevention so it might sound weird to say this in a sense because it’s a topic I think about a lot and am surrounded by every week. But this week has felt very suicide heavy. Not personally. Just at work and in fiction.

There’s cats outside screaming and for once it’s not mine

Nearly got taken out by a part of a lorry. I don’t even know. He apparently drove over a bollard. Then as I was walking along the pavement I heard a noise and I stopped. Good job I did because the lorry mounted the kerb and a piece of the lorry came off. If I’d been any closer who knows.

I knew he’d end up in there eventually. He can’t leave Nya to have a bed of her own ffs