Forgot tomorrow is bin day until I climbed into bed. Had to get out of bed *and* clean out the litter trays because it’s black bin day. And then Neko gave me the runaround enjoying the freedom of being outside of his usual yard (much to my frustration). Easily fooled into returning with food.

I’ve spent 3 days untangling a ball of yarn and now I’m disappointed that I have no more yarn to untangle. I wonder if there is a ball in my non-yarn box that I occasionally shove yarn into but it ends up tangled.

I think a man in a stupidly oversized ridiculous “car” tried to run me down. He was driving very fast towards me, a person in the middle of the road. It wasn’t even a road. It was the exit of a car park. And he didn’t seem to care that I was right there… Wish I was invincible, I’d play chicken.

Someone on Facebook posts AI “art” every few days. Like, mate, you’ve done it now. Move on.

Delivering some safeguarding training tonight, but just to 1 person. Told my colleague it’ll be “me and (volunteer) having a chat about safeguarding”. Only, autocorrect didn’t allow safeguarding. Sad egg yarding. We’re going to be discussing sad egg yarding 🤣🤣🤣

If you can accidentally hack something, it’s not secure enough for this modern world 🙄

And HOLD…a bit longer…

Sat down to watch TV during my lunch break. Right at the end Nya sat on my knee…I guess I can’t work this afternoon? 😅😅😅

Hinge: let’s do these fun adverts about people getting to know each other and put them on streaming platforms so people see them 937374 times during bingeing. It’ll work brilliantly Me: I HATE these adverts, I never ever want to use Hinge and will tell everyone else not to, also

Cosy time while I watch TV. I don’t know what to do about food because Nya is here, but also I’m hungry. But I also don’t really have any proper food. I’ve not had many vegetables this week.

Oh, it is really starting to look like a deliberate and calculated choice was made by the BBC here...

There is an on off sound incessantly coming from outside. I am unimpressed.

In the past, if I got out of bed before Nya came for a cuddle, I wouldn’t get one. But I think she really wanted a cuddle. Cause she came bounding onto the bed for a cuddle and Neko ruined it. I got back into bed after a wee and we just had the best cuddle and now she’s sleeping between my legs 🥰

I was disappointed with Leeds Library today. The book selection was awful. I assume it’s because of them doing renovation work so they have a temporary selection. I also couldn’t find my way in/around 🙄 BUT LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL BUILDING

Hilary Duff: sad to see my on screen dad die, here’s pics of us together Someone in the comments: who is this? The man fucking died. Don’t be asking someone impacted by his death who he is, ffs. People have got so rude on the internet. No boundaries and a huge lack of understanding of pain.

Tonight I read about An Gorta Mor, Jewish people in Britain, a kid who was shipwrecked then went onto be medically important, and redheadedness. Somehow. Given the library had about 3 non-fiction books. Only small passages, but that’s all I wanted. Non-fictional snippets.

I hope the cats will be okay for a little bit longer. I left them some food, but only their breakfast again. They probably finished it by 1pm 😅 they’ll be getting a pouch when I get home at about 7.45/8

Walked into a restaurant, told the guy I had 45 minutes and he went “let’s go!” and took control. I hope my food comes in time 😅

Had a whole plan to chill at the library and look at some non-fiction books. The big city library. So naturally the whole place is doing a refurb and there’s like 2 small shelves of non-fiction. wtf.

BLOW YOUR FUCKING NOSE INSTEAD IF SNORTING CONSTANTLY

EVERY SINGLE TIME I’ve got this train it’s not had seat reservations. So I go to the farthest end of the platform. Today, there’s seat reservations. It’s a different train. Was at the wrong spot. Because of course.

Can this woman please stop walking up and down the platform? She’s been blowing her nose. I want to stay away from her germs and she’s constantly back and forth. Is she trying to infect everyone? I know we’re outside but that doesn’t stop viruses.

The people arriving at the train station now hoping there’s a space 😅 Reader: I can’t see every corner of the car park but I can see enough, and know enough, it’s 0% chance. There are no spaces.

Waiting for a train

A man asked me about the parking at the train station so I explained. Forgot to mention that it gets busy by now. Thankfully bumped into him when I walked into the station so could tell him ☺️ he’d kind of figured it out but I think it’s always useful to know it’s an every day thing

Yuck. The time.

Watching something sad when you have to start some online training soon probably isn’t the best decision 😅😭

Spring is springing

Accidentally did this and then had to do a screen record because 🤣🤣🤣

Dear Manager, I need a break to feed my kitten imaginary milk, I hope that’s okay, sincerely, the cat’s mother

Is he going to be trapped in ghost form forever, my silly bride?! 😅🤣

Two years in a row I’ve wished my aunty a happy birthday a day late 🫣 better late than never I guess

Went to sleep way later than I should have last night. Didn’t get enough sleep. Also have a headache that’s been growing all night. Got to be in the office in an hour. Yay.

Been invited to a baptism. If others I know are going, it might be nice to go. But WHY is it in a bank holiday weekend?! 😩

Pegged some bedsheets outside. Cross your finger they dry at least some of the way. The rest of the way can happen inside. It’s 12 degrees C and windy. Perfect drying weather.

It’s a lovely day outside. So I should probably leave the house. But hmph.

I don’t understand why my subtitles keep turning off on Prime 🙄

IKEA clearly hate adults. This is only available in single duvets 😭

Babies 🥰😻 it’s great to see Nya stretching out but look what Neko did…and she’s not yet moved… (Oh wait now she has…and she’s washing her arm like ew boy cooties)

The best time 🥰😻

I’ve fallen into less vegetable eating habits again. I wish I could live a tidier life full of vegetables.

Why must it rain like this when I have left the house?

If Lidl would sell Milk Roll, I wouldn’t need to go to Asda 😩

This is a scratching box. Today, it is a bed.

The best “toys” I’ve ever bought. Both cats love them and they’re good for their teeth

I want to do some ‘fancy’ cooking but that requires having a tidy kitchen which takes effort 😩

Lazy Saturday afternoons 🥰😻

When you watch something awful and then something beautiful happens and you sob because the awful is so awful and the beautiful is just so wonderful

I don’t have any bread. Which means I have to eat cereal as my weekend breakfast 😩