LMFAOOOO this is so funny to me 😭😭😭

I genuinely cannot listen to music while I’m on TikTok idk why my brain stops functioning 😭😭😭

For the preshow do ppl generally sit in their allocated seating or is it first come first serve (first in line gets dibs on where to sit)? /gen

if he told us to jump we’d say how high like this is so embarrassing

bluesky seeing new edit before twt….. PHIL TIMEEE #phan #danandphil

i need her

Guys just had a strange thought.. what if when rey released the username to dan,, someone else took it before he did 😭😭 crazy thought but

pleased to report the skyline can be just as devastating as the timeline

i’m really thankful that dan pretended he would move to this app and then he didn’t. now the fandom feels like when you’re a kid and you have a sleepover at a friend’s house while their parents are away (so fun and exciting and you can say whatever you want)

WOW 200+ MOOTD YIPPEE

Saw this on the birdsite and I cannot determine what it's about so I'm going to assume it's about adding downforce to your breasts to keep them from flying off the track do not correct me

I’m glad I took a break from Instagram too cuz man that app was not good for my mental health

me at age 10: hey guys theres this really cute game i like called animal crossing, look at my town me at age 17: my life feels meaningless and idk what I’m doing me at age 22: hey guys theres this really cute game i like called animal crossing, look at my town

had a diabolical thought about the fact that maybe dan and phil like and encourage fanfics bc they really like to find each other in every universe but it could be the 3 am talking

one thing about me is i do NOT fw skinny ratios i give people the benefit of the doubt sometimes but if they do not follow me back i will unfollow 😋

bringing my best meme over

you wanna influence me? 📺🌀 art debut on bluesky yippee!! #phanart #dnp #terribleinfluence

well obviously i have to post this one here too

Ok but transferring to bluesky is so much easier cuz I almost have the same amount of followers as twt yet i have like so much engagement on my posts it’s crazy

Good morning NEW MOOTS YAY!!!

Phupload when 🙂‍↕️

ok i finally get the endless tweeting and oomfs liking them.. its such a positive feedback loop and its as if I'm giving my dopamine receptors a sweet treat nonstop. i cant stop guys i fear

"discard draft" but what if i wanted to save it 😞 let it marinate for a bit 😞

guys whats with it saying invalid handle for some of your things

despite being on here for like a day and being on twt for 2 weeks why does it feel so much calmer here and when i go onto twt it feels like a battleground

@philiplester.bsky.social omg bluesky just asked to be sponsored in the next vid come here and get ur promo king 💜

omg i just realised. what if this app is made for us cuz .... the arrival of dan on here birthed trans kids 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

dan and phil unlock the doors to the bluesky PHOUSE 🦋 ur adopted kids r all waiting for u

idk if my tl has adjusted to phan yaoi yet bc after i scroll past moots bleets it's back to being in npc threads mode unless i refresh and get more of moots bleets lol

bluesky hehehee... the name makes it feel like its not a real app still it just sounds so silly

everytime i see bsky i pronounce it in my head as 'besky' like esky like

me at age 13: getting really into dan and phil lately me at age 16: what is the meaning of life if i have nothing to look forward to me at age 18: getting really into dan and phil lately

@danielhowell.bsky.social rawr r u a danosaur xD

im trying to make a funny dan and phil hit tweet but all that keeps coming into my head is this image

🤑 come and claim ur tshirts everyone 🤑

does this mean they’ll do ‘dan and phil react to phan bluesky’ next time

Lesbians, I support you!

i have hit bleets brewing up my ass

Do you think they had a situationship?

@danielhowell.bsky.social @philiplester.bsky.social we’re all waiting btw

don’t forget to support small creators guys 🫶

BLEET !!! DNPSKY !!!!

lets bring this to dnpbsky / phansky actually

history books will mark this day as the Great Phannie Migration of 2024

before the first bluesky phannie fight breaks out let's all have a big group hug (っᵔ◡ᵔ)っ

Phluesky

moots here but not on twitter each of us lives a double life