These Epstein Files releases are getting wild.

Did anyone else think the company “Beelivery” made uniforms for Bees? Very confusing.

Universal’s Dracula falls into public domain next year, which means we will have to endure the inevitable slew of Dracula horror films. What a bore.

It is a failure of humanity that we never got a body swap comedy featuring Keith David and David Keith.

Is Breakfast on Pluto on Pluto?

How do two people who don’t work for Marvel or Disney, one who got fired for being a sex pest and the other who threw his toys out of his pram because he wasn’t invited to a party, neither who worked on movies, have the first clue what’s going on with this film? (They don’t).

If doing the right thing isn’t enough of an incentive, you don’t get to decide what is.

How embarrassing to see Apple bend over for this guy:

AlIen #MildHorror

Paltrygeist #MildHorror

The Thingamajig #MildHorror

Psycho-therapy #MildHorror

Normal Activity #MildHorror

BREAKING NEWS! President Trump had announced that a dog ate the Epstein Files.

There weren’t really “old days of cinema” anyway. There was always good and bad, popular and unpopular, original and cliched in about the same mix they are today.

Relationship Top Tip: If you can’t remember your partner’s birthday, find a celebrity with the same birthday. Then you just have to remember who the celebrity is and you can always look up their birthday.

War in the Middle East because of an idiot with too much power?

So when people thought Trump said “No more wars.” what he actually said was “No. More wars.”

Hey!! Meant to share this on stream yesterday, but I am spreading this Go Fund Me link now for my friend, as well as mention it later on stream in the future.

Star Wars has the Empire, a territory reigned by Emperor Palpatine. But the government of the Empire is run by some of the most pathetic, weaselly losers around.

Please highlight this story. ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago. kfor.com/news/local/w...

Do you know who I am? I’m Ronnie Pickering!

Trump’s plan for Ukraine and Gaza are the same, give it to Russia/Israel in exchange for a percentage for the US.

Niche post: The joke on Noel’s House Party, that Noel Edmonds had a brother called Liam who recreated US comedian, Gallagher’s act is so incredibly layered that it continues to occupy space in my brain, even if it needed so much prior knowledge it didn’t really work.

This one’s for Elon Musk, the complete bastard that he is. youtu.be/hqEFhx8-CQ0?...

In the BBC Dirk Gently series, Dirk discovers software has been invented that can justify any action that is given to it. Obviously the US government desperately tries to get its hands of said software. Don’t know why this came to mind.

The Rockford Files shows us how to deal with Nazis: youtu.be/intOWDPkNuU?...

Currently lacking a Reichstag fire moment, Der Tuhrer is instead using small fires to cast blame on his enemies. This will continue until something big happens and at that point all bets are off for America. They’re already laying the groundwork for that moment. Stood down but standing by.

Ideas for new Star Wars shows: West Wing like show about the internal politics of whoever is running Coruscant before Palpatine gets involved. Jedi police procedural. Jedi murder mystery show. X-files like show set between ep3 and ep4 when people don’t believe in the force as much. Sitcom.

Why wasn’t the Hawk Tuah crypto currency called “spitcoin”?

He’s just sharing the love.

You woke lefties are just being ridiculous now. He’s just trying a new style of facial hair. He happens to be a big fan of Charlie Chaplin and because he’s autistic, he thought this would be a fitting tribute. Stop over-reacting!

Empires rise and empires fall, Always kick Nazis in the balls.

“Principles? Morals? Backbone? We wouldn’t be interested in that sort of thing.”

@destiny.gg after your conversation on stream today I felt like maybe he needs to see this quote: "I think we have this idea that we're gonna make friends with bad guys and bend them to our will, and really we're just...friends with bad guys." --The Diplomat, S2 E4

Niche reference: “Not behind the bus Spotty!”

A useless, egotistical President creates a fake war with Canada, dreamed up by his unhinged team of yes men. Don’t know why this 1995 film came to mind.

Trump doesn’t care about Canada, he doesn’t care about Greenland and he most definitely doesn’t care about America. He cares about two things and two things only, himself and money and how he can funnel as much of one as he can to the other. Everything else is a distraction.

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” Posted for no particular reason.

Unpopular movie opinion: ________ is actually the villain. Fill in the blank with whichever film hero you like, it works whoever you pick.

So, is America pleased they voted for President Musk and VP Trump now?