Crush posted his hairy legs on IG stories tonight. My week is complete.

Post ko na rin dito HAHA

I woke up and my first thought for today was a line from a song "I may not live to see our glory (I may not live to see our glory)". Now if I was a more superstitious man, I'd probably stay inside all day. 🫠

Bus Stop (1/5)

I had dinner and ordered dessert and my tito ass went to bed at 7pm. Now I can't go back to sleep 😭😭😭

I like it here better, where people aren't trying to tear each other's throats out for an artist that will NEVER acknowledge or notice them. 👀

I'm enjoying being a bottom more often, but a crush just recently asked me to cuddle and I'm pretty sure he's a bottom URGH. I'm so rarely in the mood to top nowadays 😭

Share a villain that you love:

My friend's ex has a kabit-turned-jowa and OMG karma catching up because what do you mean you look like that at 28??? Dasurv 🫢

Cross stitch progress update

Got my back blown out so well I [pre]came nine ways to Sunday. Also super Os are real apparently, and no words will even begin to describe what that was like. 😭

-1 life today, as I slipped and fell in the bathroom only for my head to miss the toilet by a few centimeters 😬😬😬

Good morning sa mga walang tulog like me 😬

If you see this, post a magic user.

Played The Last Five Years because I need to feel something, and my brain muscled-memory all the names in Shiksa Goddess like it was nothing. Tbf I listened to this for months bec it was the exact length of my commute from Pque to Diliman, and that song was one of the repeats when I ran late HAHA

He wants your happy meal

Finally saw Wicked, and my god it lives up to the hype. A stage musical made into a movie has led us to disasters like Les Mis, but John M. Chu clearly understands what makes musicals great, while mindfully maximizing film as a medium.b

It's always the "NPNR gays" that 1) don't send their pics first, 2) don't read for shit, 3) have terrible personalities, or 4) all of the above. I just block em after a while to save myself a headache.

Kunwari di hungover yan HAHAHA

I listen to Avenue Q to remind myself that one can laugh at, while addressing, life's problems. It really helps that some of them are muppets hahaha

Seattle's Best Cubao burnt my bacon. They're instantly my fave branch HAHAHA it's perfect 🤤

So medj nilalagnat na naman ako, pero wala nang paracetamol sa bahay, pero may Buscopan Venus na may paracetamol. At least I won't have period cramps, yeah? 🙈

Can't sleep, too anxious 😭

Haven't been down enough to sit and eat at the Studio A ministop for a while, so it makes sense that I'm here now 💀

I have this abrupt and sudden desire to become a father. Is it aging or has it been too long since I've been dicked down real good?

Manic fucking Monday, ang daming trabaho 😭

I feel too old to be having wild all-nighters 👀

Doritos and black forest cake 🤤

Nagpost na naman ng mabalbon niyang legs yung crush ko na med HAHAHAHA okay na ko tonight

I accidentally made it too salty HAHAHA it was barely edible 😭😭😭 I swear to god baking hates me

Seeing posts and knowing an actual person is behind them shouldn't be refreshing, but it is. 😌

I enjoy seeing the optimism people have for Bluesky especially after being stuck in the cesspit that was Twitter 👀

Bluesky feels novel and nostalgic at the same time hahaha more importantly it doesn't feel like it traps you for hours at a time.

Bluesky's decision to end invite-only is big, that's been the only reason I haven't really made the switch.

Finally made the jump. Hello bluesky. 🤗