Bad bunny halftime immediately following Kendrick is the funniest thing they could have done

Just read big swiss

Spent fifteen minutes lying to a man at a bar, inventing an entire new persona and tragic backstory, just for him to earnestly say “there’s something about you… you’re just so real”

People who start reading a multi-chapter fic and leave a little comment on EVERY CHAPTER in real time, as they read it, are the pillars of fandom culture, and no one will ever convince me otherwise Bless you all

Need to catch up on oshamir fic so bad (and write my own 😭😭)

Delena s1e19 miss mystic falls dance scene

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

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I love shows that objectify men

How you taste update got me Nzncjdnkdjdkdkek

Tramell Tillman wins Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series at the #EMMYs for ‘SEVERANCE’ He makes history as the first Black actor to win the category.

I enjoyed the Pitt but it winning over severance is actually insane

Serving a tvd rewatch in honor of fall…

The penguin has such a good soundtrack

Not my family gc mourning omg 😭😭😭

Charlie Kirk

Was anyone on got stan twt when the entire outline of s8 leaked

I watched that documentary on Netflix “unknown number” and all I can say is what the actual hell

Hearing mcr play cemetery drive and prison live healed something in me

"between stars on hollywood blvd", osha/qimir, rated e, 6/8. osha hates qimir on set, but loves him on camera; the movie-star au. #oshamir 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/599760...

Every page is like this mind you 😭😭😭They treated this shit like a fucking coloring book then still had the audacity to resell it for like $200

Someone remind me to never buy used casebooks again because what the fuck is this

SEEING MCR TONIGHT

Fuck the New York Times for putting letterboxed behind a paywall. That was my favorite morning game

My fic updating schedule is about to slow down even worse i fear

Not nyt locking my favorite daily game behind a paywall now…

Professor assigning 87 pages of reading and 5 cases for one night……

Fucking killed my first law school cold call today 😮‍💨

When you read smut do you envision it in first person pov or third person pov

Kendall Roy screaming into clothing gif

All it took was 24 hours to be disappointed omg that’s gotta be a new record for me

Nvm I learned my lesson fuck romance and FUCK men omg

Missing how you taste oshamir

I still need to watch this

Feel myself developing a crush…. someone shoot me

The best possible comment u can receive on a fic is “i told my friend who isn’t in the fandom to read this”

oshamir WILL be avenged one day on god

UPDATE! baby, there's no other superstar 4/7 | explicit | 42k #oshamir #myfic 🎬 actors au 🎬 celebrity culture 🎬 belligerent (on her part) sexual tension 🎬 birthday dinner a hint of spice 🎬 slow burning is burning 🎬 and they were costars! 🎬 a hint of spice 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/663914...

This same girl later in the conversation (we were sitting in a group) goes “I don’t mean to bring down the vibe but did anybody cry last night 😁” SHES SO FUCKING FUNNY

Just spent $1000 on books for one semester no one hmu

Real interaction I had with an acquaintance today: Her: “can i tell you something?” me: “…sure” Her: “ok. You always look like you’re concerned about something. Like you always look worried” me: oh ok

give them back to MEEEEEE

Lying down in bed post freakier friday induced breakdown about to go to sleep then remembering it’s the cancellation anniversary

gonna share my favorite from @cursedhat.bsky.social

UNHAPPY ACOLYTE CANCELVERSARY TO ALL WHO DONT CELEBRATE

Omg mannys birthday….does this mark one year since the acolyte was cancelled 💀💀💀 literally having a breakdown on the anniversary like a wolf on a full moon

The reylo to oshamir pipeline is worse than 9/11 because they had 6 years to reroute the second plane and still let it hit the tower

Watching July 2024 oshamir edits MOURNING

Manny was amazing but i literally could not focus bc of the nonsensical portrayal of US citizenship and immigration services 😭😭😭

finally #SAT for freakier friday