Crowdfunding to fund our next erotic anthology, Monsterotica: Tales of Unusual Courtship and Coupling, is live on Kickstarter! 16 queer monsterfucking stories, gorgeous merch, and a steaming hot collection you won't want to miss. Check out our campaign today! www.kickstarter.com/projects/duc... 🌈📚

everyone needs someone who validates their most absurd beliefs in a kind of "yes, and" way. I told my roommate I'd be really good at being Taylor Swift and she immediately agreed.

*ringing dinner bell* i am opening up pet portraits again! Available for a limited time!

BREAKING: Democrat Johnny DuPree has flipped a Republican-held Mississippi Senate district in a special election. DuPree was previously the mayor of Hattiesburg. His win imperils the Mississippi Senate GOP's narrow supermajority. www.mississippifreepress.org/democrat-joh...

meanwhile, at Cuomo HQ:

man I bet people who don't live in New York City are so fucking relieved they don't have to hear about our election any more

It's no Hobama... but love is real www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaD1...

My final piece for @teenvogue.com politics section was a piece titled "There's a Steep Price to Ignoring Black Expertise" and boy has that come full circle. Thank you @allegrak.bsky.social and the politics editorial team for turning this Head Start kid into a Black woman who writes for the public.

Our latest novelette, The Agony of Authenticity by Lyn Weaver, is an eerie explicit m/m guro story about two men with a long-nurtured rivalry and what happens when the deceptions between them finally fall away. Get it in print or e-book today! duckprintspress.com/product/lyn-... 🌈📚

Live photo of the royal residence which formerly housed the Andrew formerly known as Prince

Teen Wolf x Clexa-Style romance: Wolfsbane and Witch Hazel is a contemporary sapphic adventure with magic, mayhem, and mystery. ❤️ Slow-burn romance ⚔️ Enemies to allies to lovers 🔮 Grounded fantasy 📚 Nerdy protagonist #GhostPit #Q #NA #RF #SFF #LGBT

WILLOW X SHE-RA What happens when the chosen one is no longer chosen? 🕌 Arabic and Aztec inspired fantasy ❤️ Lesbian romance + rivals with benefits 👶 What tf do we do with this baby 🪬 Fate vs. free will #A #RF #LGBT #OWN #W #GhostPit

👻A sapphic Romeo & Juliet meets the supernatural irreverence of Teen Wolf when a witch and a werewolf forestall a war, fall in love, and fight to save magic. ❤️ Slow-burn romance ⚔️ Enemies to allies to lovers 🔮 Grounded fantasy 📚 Nerdy protagonist #GhostPit Querying #NA #Romantasy

The great @meganpiont.bsky.social has zines that go over this! Get 'em here! Print 'em and share 'em! bsky.app/profile/emil...

"anyway that's just some quick thoughts" - me 45 minutes after my friend asks me an open-ended question

I had mtf bottom surgery and my bottom surgeon used to be a halal butcher, which means my vagina would also have been halal if it weren’t made from pulled pork

@ilanaslightly.bsky.social seen at the Nonbinarian Bookstore!

Records obtained by ProPublica indicate that food banks across the country were expecting more than 27 million pounds of chicken, 2 million gallons of milk, 10 million pounds of dried fruit and 60 million eggs that never arrived.

Hundreds of years of selective breeding just so I can get screamed at by a beagle who feels I am not providing dinner to him quickly enough

man I would love to be too big to be held accountable. just like Godzilla. who probably did less damage on the whole than your average big bank.

everything is a horror so I spent Tuesday night listening to and telling jokes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdUJ...

I always feel a little bad drugging my dog to go to the vet, but then when we get home and he's still high all he wants to do is cuddle, so there's some reverse Pavlov stuff happening here

The documentary I made with Miss Major 10 years ago is on Vimeo on Demand. If you want to spend some time with her on screen tonight and learn some abolitionist trans history while you're at it, it's free to rent with the code "shinebright" vimeo.com/ondemand/major

"What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid."

subtext translation for the new Interview with the Vampire s3 teaser: "GET IN LOSERS WE'RE GETTING DIVORCED AGAIN"

now I have plenty of crackers and I'm almost out of cheese. Woe continues to befall me, the most tragic of Earth's creatures

having all this beautiful cheese while being nearly out of crackers is a sin against god

bookshop.org has free shipping today and tomorrow AND supports local bookstores! so pick up BEGIN TRANSMISSION: THE TRANS ALLEGORIES OF THE MATRIX if ya want, they have paperbacks and hardcovers in stock! and never deplatformed me and classified it as porn because it’s about trans stuff! a bonus!

baffling that all of those "habits of productive people" guides don't include scrolling tumblr in order to find the meaning of life (butts)

this is how gaylor can still win

some people told dave chappelle his jokes weren’t funny and this ego maniac has been having a meltdown over it for ten years

sometimes being a writer means reading a file on your computer with your name on it and laughing because it's funny because you forgot writing it and all the jokes are simultaneously new to you and tailored specifically to your brand of humor. because you wrote it. and then forgot about it.

republicans, who control all three branches of the federal government, about the shutdown right now:

People of Illinois, we need your help. Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.

*Jonathan Frakes voice* have you ever encountered a Monday that felt five Mondays long?

#uspol I'm sorry but. I'm not actually sorry. I can't stop watching this loop. It's cathartic.

Looks like pizza rat won this round. 🎉🎉🎉🎉 www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

Beings by @ilanaslightly.bsky.social arrived! Good timing, I just finished a book. Usually I let my dog decide which one from the pile I'm going to read next. This appears to be Chaz-approved.

saw Twinless in a theater and then got gelato with my roommate instead of getting raptured or whatever was on the schedule for tonight. I'm staying on the same plane of existence as James Sweeney

Relationship status: pringle

As someone who worked at a Nexstar station, this would be a 5 alarm all hands on deck fire for even one account

what if the entire country did a little Rip Van Winkle experience. a nap for 20 years sounds rather nice

We're currently $29/month in backing from my being able to give our authors and artists a raise on pieces they make for Patreon. That's only 10 people backing at the $3/month level, or 6 at the $5, or 3 at the $10. That's like. hardly any people at all! So please help by sharing this. <3

nothing as horrifying as confronting the choices you made grocery shopping while tired.

Hey, New York folks, as of tonight, CVS is offering appointments for COVID vaccines again! Make sure to get yours and your flu shot for this season!

mantra of the day: "you are strong and you are brave. you CAN do this. you CAN hold it until you get to a bathroom."

Tried to book a covid booster through NY's immunization clinics and got this in response. The link directs me to the website where I made the appointment -_- so for no particular reason I am imagining RFK Jr. falling down an up escalator for 45-95 minutes

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just misread "super blurry" as "slurpy burberry", a 7/11 couture mashup I do not think I actually desire