If you think Star Wars doesn’t take creative risks, you’re not paying attention

Why did I make this

Yesterday I was woken up at 5am because of a loud piercing beeping that turned out to be my carbon monoxide alarm Googled “signs of carbon monoxide poisoning” which turned out to include tiredness and a headache

Chiefs defence heading to the sideline #superbowl

“Over the next four years Tesla stocks will go ziss Heil!”

Yesterday my car insurance emailed me to say that I should expect a refund due to being over charged A few hours later they emailed me saying the previous email had been sent by mistake Sadly after a four hour phone call this morning it appears that “no take backsies” is not a valid legal argument

Somewhere there is an employee of the Raymond Briggs estate with my exact sense of humour dying laughing that they got away with this one

Starting 2025 off right: eating an egg and bacon McMuffin in my car while smoking a cig and drinking cheap coffee before my shift starts

Every Videogame From 1954. Happy Holidays!

I mean to be fair to Donald Trump. He does have a history of beating women

Mannequin Skywalker

Happy 34th anniversary of Jon Arbuckle drinking a cup of dog semen in #Garfield to all who celebrate

He was a fellow of infinite jest…

Me in my car every morning debating my need for money to survive vs my desire not to go to work