Mewtwo low-key exhibits incel behavior

I'm so excited for Portal 3

Where'd they go? With @brandybutt.bsky.social

Drew this guy a while ago and put him in the computer. Not great with colors but at least I did something finally

Now that I work as a line cook the natural progression is doing stand up comedy. My shtick is I piss my pants every show.

Who up playin with they pastrami

You talking about logarithms? How about you turn around and I show you the rhythm of this log

They should make a Life Alert™ for content creators that Fell Off

is she valid y/n? #b3d #dandadan

Who woulda guessed i still have no idea what im doing

Enough time has passed that I can now say I have a boyfriend. He's real and I'm not lying and I am NOT gay!!

It's not that I didn't catch Covid, it's that Covid couldn't catch ME

Holding in my pee during breaks so I can go to the bathroom when I'm back on the clock because I will not endorse unpaid bathroom breaks

Y'all fuck with Math Blasters?

Y'all hear about Pluto? That's messed up man...

I miss the porn bots :(

for all the doubters and haters out there

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

I hope everyone's having a great migration

I hate when there is a mirror above a toilet because now I gotta piss with some gay guy looking right at me

He's bouncing on it in ways that violate OSHA guidelines

4th

He be Social on my Sky till I Blue

I would close the car door.... But unfortunately I've slammed by penith in it 😞

He B in my Sky till I Social

I was never booksmart I'm money smart

Alright not cool guys, who pooped my pants??

For your viewing pleasure

Mentally, I'm here. Physically, I shit myself