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Part of me wishes that they had gotten Margot Robbie to be Samara Weaving's sister in 'Ready or Not 2: Here I Come'.

I passed a wreck on Charlotte and saw something I've never seen before: a Lamborghini on a tow truck. I guess SOMEONE had an expensive day...

Punxsutawney Phil said we're having six more weeks of winter, which is funny because we just had six weeks of winter in the last week.

Found a Whataburger in Brentwood. Haven't eaten at one since my last trip to Texas, back in 2003. #snowmageddon2026

In the 'Masters of the Universe' trailer, it would've been funny if they replaced the MGM lion with Battle Cat.

"Cash, every movie costs $2184." - Bobby Bowfinger

It's been so long since season four of 'Stranger Things' that season five will take place at the Shady Pines Retirement Home.

Apparently Magic is coming out with an 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' set. It would be funny if they made a Battle card called 'There Is No War in Ba Sing Se.'

Apparently Dollar Tree is now Dollar-Fifty Tree.

GPS: "In 100 feet at the traffic circle, continue straight." me: "No, thank you."

How do you make a witch itch? Take out the "w". #JustHeardThis

"An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs." - Mitch Hedberg

Apparently the rapture is predicted for tomorrow. It better be worth it because the last couple of raptures have sucked.

Well, I didn't have Charlie Kirk getting shot on my 2025 bingo card.

You don't truly know someone until you've played Monopoly with them.

I have a special arrangement with the lottery commission. I pay them $2 for the privilege of telling them which numbers not to pick.

Having seen the new 'War of the Worlds', I can't help but wonder how Craig from 'Friday' got a job working for Homeland Security.

We've had a 'Jason Takes Manhattan'. Now can we get a 'Jason Takes D.C.'?

Here's a dad joke I just heard: How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent!

I hope everyone in Nashville is enjoying this monsoon weather...

I would say Happy 4th, but you know...

A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.

If they ever make a JD Vance biopic, I hope they use R.E.M.'s "Crush with Eyeliner" for the end credits.

If you truly want to know someone, watch them deal with an automated phone tree and see how long it takes before they start sounding like Samuel L. Jackson.

I'm sitting here watching 'The Ten Commandments' on TV and can't help but be amazed at how much Moses looks like El Cid.

It might be nice if Disney+ did a Wraith Squadron series.

Don't procrastinate when you can perendinate.

I wonder if Batman is afraid of Ozzy Osbourne.

Apparently there's some sort of #Hulu outage. :/

Doctor, my eyes...

Has ICE raided Area 51 yet?

I'm surprised they haven't done a 'Ready or Not' sequel called 'Here I Come.'

"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." - Plato

If a musician drank 750ml of whiskey, would that be a diminished fifth?

Time flies when you're throwing clocks.