Totally forgot Jamie was working today. I need to all the Europrep myself. Not ideal.

So recently I've been doing some content stuff. Nothing mental, just a subject in my wheelhouse and I'm doing a 2nd channel on another subject that's very much bag. Decent numbers so far but my god people on FB will argue about anything, eh. Mental boomers

It's decided. I've picked a stage area, I've got sparkly backdrops, I've ordered disco lights and the karaoke machine has been dusted off and is on charge. ¡El karaoke de Eurovisión tendrá lugar el sábado!

Gutted for Eva Marija. My furniture will be on my playlist for a very long time.

Normalmente i have a eurovisión garden BBQ party before the show, but the weather looks like it might let me down this year, food is all good I'll do build yer own burgers and loaded fries. I'm wondering though. Eurovision karaoke in the afternoon? What say you

YAAAS Romania

I'm near turning straight for Victoria Swarovski. She's possibly the most beautiful person I've ever seen #Eurovision

NGL, I'd love to do a Viennese Waltz in the #Eurovision crowd.

An amazing closing act. Almost as good as Erika closing semi final 2 last year

"pretty little liar put your make-up on" love it #Eurovision #Norway

Ooooooh Norway! YA YA YA YA! Give me alllll if this #Eurovision

He is, incidentally very beautiful and very talented though. #Malta #Eurovision

Why does this sound like a drunk man doing an Amy Winehouse song in karaoke #Eurovision #Malta

Fair fucks he looked like he had fun. And amazing work from the Kozmos, one of them back flipped with that thing on their head #Eurovision

Know what Sam sounds alright live #Eurovision

Here we go #delta #australia #eurovision

She is so stunningly beautiful and then they've got him in a jump suit beside her #eurovision

Love this in so many ways #eurovision

Spook house bath house. I support it #eurovison #denmark

Some incredible voices this year #eurovision

Dance away your inner animal. I have no idea what that means, but he's forcing me to buy it #Eurovision

The most Shakira thing since Shakira herself #eurovision

Love this #Cyprus #Eurovision

This boy's got some voice on him #eurovision

She's so lovely! #eurovision

Credit scores are such fucking nonsense. Got a notification to say mine had dropped, 18points off cause I paid off a credit card and now "I'm using less of my available credit" yet if I spent it, they'd fuck more points off me for being in debt. Make it make sense. Cunts.

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Hurr done. I live again.

At this point it'd be quicker if I drive up to the Highlands and deliver the results myself COME ON

Plaid Cymru smashing Wales as well. Looking like there's no appetite for the union, eh.

Joanna Cherry Terfing it up about the green win in Edinburgh on BBC Scotland.

And I have a Green MSP! Right happy for Holly. She's class.

Wow. It's taken 🍒 until 1632 to get a dig at trans people. Impressive restraint from her to be fair.

Jacky Carlaw out. Thin majority but off you fuck Jacky boy.

Oooh 364 majority to Karen Adam that's tight but an SNP over Reform 😮‍💨

A fucking THIN majority but YASSS Stephen Flynn is in Holyrood! Future FM right there 💚

Right decent majority for Swinney. What a show up if you lost your seat as the first minister. 58% turnout too. Mon the people of Perthshire North.

Man I love politics, Sarwar has conceded defeat with only 7 constituencies declared.

Decided I wanted Aperols for this but felt expensive. Tried Tesco whoosh cause Clubcard. I had SO MANY VOUCHERS ON THE APP. Ltr of Aperol, 2 x Cava, 2 x soda water, lemons - £19! And I've still got another £11 of vouchers to use. I need to pay more attention to these things.

SNP taking the Shetland Islands is a big surprise.

Seeming like this isn't going to be as obvious a result as I thought. Possible LD losses to the SNP and SNP losses to the Scottish Greens.

Ah I always forget the very lovely David Wallace-Lockheart is the face of Scottish elections. The hotness of him striking poses around the maps and graphs helps with any horrible results.

Speaking of Erika. New single Adam and Steve. I'm obsessed.

The winner of Eurovision 2026 in my heart and mind #ErikaVikman #kulovveenlаnkee

I'm sorta resigned to the fact that we've got a R*form opposition coming in Holyrood before a vote is counted and I feel they're going to be a particular nuisance during the whole term, much like UKIP in the EU parl. Perhaps they'll be so shit it'll prevent a win in WM later.

Though, historically at elections I'm usually just going to be around now, so I feel much, much healthier today than I otherwise would.

Start the count! Start the count! Totally get why Scotland and Wales didn't count overnight, support it, but jeez the waiting is awful.

Get out there and do some democracies!

I don't feel very worky this week. Keep telling myself it's fake Thursday and just get through it.

Huh no overnight counting at the election and then all day coverage on Friday. I guess it's an election day sesh rather than an election all nighter then