What the fuck do you mean Iceland didn’t have mosquitoes?

thank god we’re all against political violence

the people who mocked and made up shit about the attack on paul pelosi have thoughts about decorum and we should definitely take them very very seriously

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

I’m now the age where I wax poetic about checking the mailbox for my Redbox delivery.

My father, suffering: “I hurt, therefore I am”.

Pope Bob ✝️

We thinkin’ 200% tariff on papal fees now that the pope is American?

Our bestest girl is fast as fuck ✨ @crediblebs.bsky.social

Starbucks cutting drink menus the same day Daredevil Born Again drops?

It was the barks of times, it was the worst of times. Get it? Like, tree bark but also dogs bark?? And also everything is the worst? Anyway, I regret nothing but here’s the bestest girl with the bestest stick.

No notes.

Crashing into work Monday like:

Very existential dread. Many wow.

It is overwhelming. Take the time you need to mourn what we all have lost. Then get up, brush yourself off, and fight like hell. It is going to take everything and it is going to take all of us.

this one jumps out because you can’t unring this bell. you can’t unleak the data. this is real bad.

It’s the eyebrows for me.

executive 👏 orders 👏 are 👏 not 👏 law

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

I am so goddamn mad. A friend who’s been FISHING BODIES OUT OF THE POTOMAC appears to be in the Trump purges today.

Betty loooooves snow ❄️

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

I’m suing DOGE

@elletwo.bsky.social providing an implicitly soup-portive workplace.

Okay, so this TikTok thing is a nationwide true test of the value. If it got poop on it, would you clean it or throw it out? IT'S GOT POOP, FOLKS.

Something, something, dog pics?