We have now moved from 50/50 universes within vs universes beyond to majority universes beyond. Magic the gathering has died.

All it took was 10 days of boycotting to convince Disney to put Kimmel back on air. Keep the boycotts coming. Every company that gives an inch to the f@$¢ists NEEDS to get the same exact treatment.

I'm skonk and you can too! Go buy this fursuit.

Skunks.

Nothing goes on pizza like ranch dressing. Reskeet to scare an italian.

It's making me sick to my stomach seeing so many people I know lament the death of somebody who advocated for and celebrated the deaths of LGBT folks in tragedies such as Pulse, Club Q, the murder of Nex Benedict, Johnathan Joss, and so many others.

REAP WHAT YOU SOW

Thoughts and prayers. 😂😂😂😂

My radioactive political hot take? Refusing to vaccinate your child *is* child abuse and should be treated as such. Antivax parents belong in prison. They are a danger to their children and to the general public.

One of the cutest things about ferrets is that they get hiccups.

more skoonk

SKUNKTEMBER!

A close friend of mine just released a new album, their first under a new alias. Aaaand they let me do the cover for them!! Def check it out!! garmfunklemungus.bandcamp.com/album/mirror...

Today marks one week since adopting my little criminals! (They're guilty of being too cute)

I’m just a skoonk

Meet my new ferrets, Che and Ozz!

Go give my friend all of your money then ascend to the 9th god realm listening to their music.

Washed my fursuit… some of yall need to learn that trick 😩💯 #furry

Genuinely fuck mtg universes beyond and everyone who plays with those sets. Edge of Eternities just hit the table TODAY and they're already fucking advertising another goddamned UB set. Gonna promote your badass original shit? NO because you twats are selling out your game.

Fidget pads are so much nicer than spinners or cubes, but the design doesn't seem to have caught on quite yet so there doesn't seem to be any out there with good build quality.

A common misconception! Skunks don't stink. They make -you- stink. That may or may not be a threat

Something that I haven't been able to stop thinking about for the longest time is how pets view the things humans do. Like, I imagine we do a lot of things that are basically inexplicable to them. Do they have their own rationalizations for our behavior or am I humanizing them too much?

skunks

Hey Magic players. Clean your playmats, greasy ass.

I'm getting a pair of ferrets next month! I'm so excited to finally have some pets for the first time since going to college.

Kids these days were never the Times Person of the Year and it shows.

In the 100 men vs 1 gorilla fight, the 100 men would win. An average grown man in the US weighs 200 lbs. An average gorilla is thought to be able to lift up to 4000 lbs. The men would win in the same way honeybees defeat giant hornets. Just pile on top of the gorilla. That's 20,000 lbs.

Who's ready to cease to exist until next June in approximately 11 hours?

Halfbody 🦨 (I am so behind on posting finished comms aaa) #furry #furryartist

Listening to Sigur Ros is always an ascended experience.

I think I just proved that us Midwesterners are a hive mind. I just opened a door somebody else was trying to open from the other side and we simultaneously said "Ope, 'scuse me" in the exact same time and the exact same tone.

Working on replacing my car's catalytic converter. Was able to get a direct fit one, so in theory, the repair should be as simple as 4 bolts and a sensor. Spent 5 hours trying to get the sensor off, but it was seized to the point that its bolt-head rounded off completely before it would come off.

Frank Herbert got some bangers.

I'm at my grandparents house, and some of my youngest cousins are here. They're about 8 years old tops, and they were just watching VSauce. The kids are alright.

Lousy with Sylvianbriar is a criminally underrated Of Montreal album. I hope its style and vibe is something they revisit in the future.

I really want The Dear Hunter to do an acoustic show. That would go soooo hard.

Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars. <Later> Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.

Skunkfetti!

You're not going to stop Fascism by electing people like Andrew Cuomo, or Chuck Schumer, or these other milquetoast neo-liberal dems who don't care to make any meaningful change. We've gotten literally nowhere in 30 years when them. We need a Democratic Party that will fight for workers!

I've got a long road trip coming up for Canfurence next month. I need podcast recommendations! I am already caught up on Old Gods of Appalachia and The Magnus Archives/Protocol. Need others. Will be 20 hours of driving round-trip.

Skunks are fluffy pancakes irl

If I had a nickel for every place in Michigan called Sugar Loaf, I'd have three nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that we have three.

Hey, if you play magic the gathering.... do us all a favor and don't buy any products from the universes beyond sets, no matter how much you like the other IP. Go play Universus instead, yea? MTG's original content is why we like the game, MTG shouldn't just be an advertisement in game form.

Does anyone else disassemble their little debbie snacks or just me?

I feel like we're in the middle of a second dust bowl but nobody's talking about it.

As a direct result of NOAA being defunded, the tornado that hit my parents house and carved a path of damage at least 8.5 miles long in my hometown still has not been confirmed as a tornado. Fortunately, no injuries I know of but still.

Father John Misty song titles be like: "Leslie, Legally Speaking"

This has genuinely made my day. 🥹

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