Let's take a look behind the headlines. What's on the front page is terrifying, but what those headlines point at scares me even more. It's a longer video, but I feel like it's worth it.

Scripted a video for today, and this is gonna be a long recording sesh. Mainly 'cuz I can't shorten the script without resorting to "trust me bro" kind of reporting / opinions. I'm gonna let the script "cool down" a bit, go clean up, and get ready for 2 hours of "make the video" time.

(Since my original post vanished, I'll say it again.) This is gonna end with a self-administered 9mm aneurysm, isn't it?

So, no video today. I had a rough night last night. It ended at 9 AM. And I've had like 4-5 hours of sleep. I can't make a comprehensible video today, so not even gonna try.

Sure, Mr. transportation secretary. Let's bring back the 1950's "Dress up in your finest to go flying." While we're at it why not bring back smoking on flights, 92 seat airplanes, & busty stewardesses with those silly little hats too? 'Cuz living in the fake past is this administrations thing.

Today's video is a public service announcement. Start thinking about thawing out that burd! Nao! Just a little thing I like to do for the people in my audience who may need gentle reminders to do things like this? You know who you are.

So if you haven't heard yet, the house passed the Epstein files transparency act 427 to 1. And I have some thoughts on this story.

...so he made Kash Bondi destroy the files just after the vote happened. If he didn't I for one will be shocked to see if they're actually intact.

Skippng the video today. My body hates me right now, and for your sake that's all I'll say.

I say this as someone with a semi-military themed pup persona. This is the CORRECT policy right now. I'm more than happy to leave "the gear" at home, and just enjoy a furry convention.

A memory got jiggled today, so I'm sharing it. In 1984 the band Geneisis had a song break into the top 50 called "Illegal Alien". It was popular enoguh that it got heavy rotation airplay in Chicago AND they performed it live on their tour that year. The video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqQv...

Mtg actually apologized for her toxic politics today. And yes, I know I made this a text post a little while ago, response to it inspired this video

'yall remember that part in "Jurassic Park" where the people who made the dinosaurs thinking they could control & profit from them suddenly realized that the ferocious dinosaurs were out of their control and were going to eat them? Just thinking about that, no reason. Totally.

The others in the house asked me to stop singing "Wonderwall" while I'm doing the dishes. I said maybe.

...when the barbarian multiclasses in "Bard". It was an 80's thing, you had to have been there.

And now for the latest fashion news out of New York, we go to our resident raccoon DJ at WRNG. Yes I could have done actual news today, but that's oversaturated so you get a dad joke. #FursuitFriday content too! @lemonbrat.bsky.social

When (if) I get a full night's sleep I wake up with a morning voice that is very, VERY deep. Like I could record myself saying "あら あら" and make half the fandom's knees buckle.

6 PM, and I've just got no drive today. yay, the diabetes yoyo. Sorry peeps. no content today. Have an otter in it's stead.

🐘 "Prove he did anything wrong with E-Steen!" 🐎 "'k" *Dumps pile of evidence with receipts* 🐘 *stammers, points off camera* LOOK OVER THERE! *runs for the fire exit* (Yes I know that's a horse, there's no donkey emoji here, deal with it)

And now, a special bulletin from WRNG Procyonid! When I do these radio gag videos, a lot of people ask me when my wasteland radio station is going to start...

...he's gotta have a fetish for this. I mean at this point he's been publicly "cleaning his rifle" over this topic so many times that it's gotta be more than just an aesthetic thing.

Today's video is about the science behind the science! Because Foucault pendulums are awesome! I have been wanting to make this video for a while, and now that we're in down time between holidays, this is a good opportunity!

So.... I *TRIED* to make a video today, but it literally hurts to talk too much. No video today, sorry.

Housemate, getting the attention of a different person : oh hey, YOU! My brain, autocompleting :

Temps dipped below freezing today, so this feels appropriate to post.

Over the weekend I completely destroyed my throat. Not for that reason, you freaks. I spent Saturday talking for over 11 hours straight doing a vanilla livestream for charity. It feels like I bruised my throat doing it. We didn't raise enough money to justify my doing that, but oh well.

By request, cronchy leef ASMR Decisions were made tonight. And before you say anything, I know the video quality is trash. GoPros are notoriously bad from dusk to dark. This is the best I could do with what I got.

'yall... I'm thinking of a bike ride instead of a video today. It's gonna be one of the last GOOD days to get out, and I'd rather spend 2-3 hours enjoying it rather than pouring through the same bullshit depressing news to make another video that won't get 500 views 'cuz Al Gore has rythym.

A man fainted in the White House today, and created what will probably be the most iconic image of the current administration's presidency. #newsraccoon strikes again

He's either completely lost in the sauce, or his dipping cup is a figment of his imagination and none of his advisors will tell him it doesn't actually exist.

...when they finally admit that their whole platform is "Vote for me I'm white"...

I'm sorry I haven't made any videos for the last bunchof days. Im just not feeling it right now. I've got ideas, I just have no drive to make stuff right now. Just kinda burnt out after Halloween frenzy stuff.

It's November 2nd. New avi. She's been thawed, I can use this now.

The rollercoaster continues. Wake up with a lower blood glucose level (and probably BECASUE of that), but now I can't see anything again. Trust the process, I know, but this is getting silly.

It's the day after Halloween, and I hurt all over. Mainly 'cuz it was a 2 hour workout involving cardio, calisthenics, and arguably weight training trying to get myself down to just eye level with a bunch of the kids. Fun night, but now I'm hurting for it.

I'm heading to bed, but gotta relay this story from tonight. An adult, who was escorting his kids trick-or-treating, traded me a can of beer for a bag of candy. Why did he have multiple beers in his jacket pocket? Wisconsin. I'll relate the full story as a TT video sometime. Wild night.

So I've got less than an hour to decide if I'm giving out candy as a dragon or a raccoon. The raccoon is leading just 'cuz the dragon TERRIFIES the local kids. Like "crying and lashing out when the parents literally shove them at me" terrifying. And I'm kinda not in a mood for that.

Happy Halloween everyone! To celebrate, our resident dragon will read you "The Raven", by Edgar Allan Poe. If you know how this channel goes, you know where this is going. This is also my #FursuitFriday post, so tagging @lemonbrat.bsky.social too. 🎃

Gen X can smell this picture.

actual footage of @bytetupoino.bsky.social trick-or-treating this year. :)

I should be making a video, but I just don't have it in me today. Vision is being weird, and I just don't feel all that great in general. I'll record it tomorrow, the script is done (i think, hard to proof it) and it'll keep till then.

I'm debating if I wanna go for a bike ride. Its sunny, but JUSt on the wrong side of cold to make riding kinda miserable. It's looking like yesterday was the last outdoor of the year, and that's ok. We may have an early winter if forecasts are right, so snowboarding is on the menu this winter.

So tomorrow is Halloween, and you don't have a costume. No worries. If you're a guy, go out only wearing a potato. Tell people you're a dictator. There's a female version, but I feel like telling it isn't really appropriate anymore. It's more than a little vulgar nowdays and I'm fine with that.

Been getting a TON of spam & phishing calls over the last 5 days, been ignoring them all. Then last night I got a text that addressed me directly, but they used my father's name. He's been dead for 8 years. Something's going on here, but I have no idea what.

No video today because I chose outside. Let's face it, we're about to get Arctic blasted in the next couple weeks. So I'm getting out while I can. Because riding an indoor bike gets really old really quick and I can't afford to go snowboarding every week so...

So the streaming radio service I use has a playlist called "Classic Rock Nightmare Anthems" for Halloween. The second song is "Rhiannon" by Fleetwood Mac. 0_o Is... there something about that song I've missed for my whole life to make it "horror" themed 'cuz I feel like I'm missing something.

Yes, I know I posted this earlier. But I decided to make a video out of it so that I could put some content up on TT. A while ago somebody mentioned they loved my ability to hit the post. I used to do radio and I still got dem skills!

(Warning, dad joke ahead) So French officials caught one of the thieves that broke into the Louvre. Upon questioning the suspects said they were caught becasue their vehicles ran out of fuel. They needed the Monet to buy Degas to make their van Gogh.

I am VERY tempted to just call it a day here and go to bed with the intention of sleeping for 17 hours. Vision is making it impossible to script / research. And it just feels like I'm useless today. So there may not be a video today, sorry people. But this is "getting better" so I'm trusting it.

The reason I'm posting pics, not writing that script I should be for a video today. My eyes are still rebounding from the high glucose numbers, and it's genuinely painful to try to write for too long, let alone do the research into what I'm talking about in the videos. So memes are easy content.