2:30 AM "breakfast" thought : Calling a cheese "Provolone" implies the existence of "Amateurvolone", and therefore implies that it's a subsection of the spicy website "Only Pans"

Hot take of the night : If someone invites you over to play Monopoly, it's a sign that they want to sever your friendship and move on. Just tell me you don't like me anymore, it'll hurt less.

I think I'm gonna skip a video today. I really don't feel that great right now. Skipping a ride on a beautiful October day is one thing, the concept of suiting up and performing is just "bleh" is another. Sorry peeps, I just can't today.

The weather is nice and there's a large part of my soul that wants to do a long bike ride into the night tonight. The body, however, isn't too happy and I know that sitting on a bike isn't going to help. *sigh* prolly gonna skip the bike 'till tomorrow morning then.

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Happy Halloween #FursuitFriday! At least the first week of Halloween, I mean... A pic from last year's furmeet at the MKE "Boo at the Zoo" night.

A couple of days ago I made a video about zombies and kind of teased my thoughts on if it was a virus instead of just magically popping out of the ground. I got some interest so I made a video on it. And yes it mentions politics, because that's kind of the driving factor of a reaction like this.

For my TT viewers, I'm gonna try something in the next couple days that isn't my normal thing, but it's possible money I could really use (to fund the new shirts I got for Chris Mouse...) So just take it in stride folks, it might do something for me. It might not.

I need infinitely more caffeine to deal with the rest of today.

*Sits down* Ok! So let's script out this thing about a zombie virus *Script too long* Ok, so lemme rewrite this to be a little shorter *new script is even longer* This isn't working, lemme try one more time *new new script is even longer* ... I think I'm gonna just cancel this for now and go nap.

I may have just spent way too much money online buying Chris Mouse more wardrobe options for this December. But I also spent a lot of money on stuff to hand out to kids on Halloween too so I mean it all kinda karmically balances out.

Happy Raccoon Appreciation Day!!

So this happened today... Pete and Donnie decided to declare what they're going to do to Chicago. And nobody's doing anything about it apparently.

I, for one, would love to see Pete put on his ACU's, lace up his boots, do the full AFT, followed with a 12 mile loaded ruck in 3 hours. Before 9 AM and still do his full day's workload. I mean, lead by example, amirite?

For today's video, I asked one of the most important questions ever posed by mankind. "Where in the heck do all these zombies keep coming from? Shouldn't there just be a finite number of them?" For some reason, I'm expecting this to be more controversial than it needs to be.

*looks at script I wrote yesterday* "Too long, lemme rewrite to shorten it!" *new script is a full 1/3 page LONGER* ...

Facebook obliterated my online privacy by leaking my personal info, and all I got was a class-action lawsuit result less than $30 compensation for all my relevant info being sold on the black market for people to open credit lines and ruin my financial life in perpetuity. yay.

I seek more happiness in my life. I'ma gonna drink that second monster and be happy. And try to make a script work today.

I ended up making a video today talking about the pins on the overalls of my rainbow red panda. Side note? For any furries giving me the side eye for wearing overalls, I covered that in a video months ago. Short version;if the only way I'm allowed to nerd about science is to be kid-like, so be it

I don't want to look at Twitter right now. I'm betting they're already blaming transgender furries for it.

A couple of months ago I made a TT video lampooning Mr Beast by saying that he'd make a video challenge where two people play russian roulette over a pool pf piranhas where the winner gets $1M, the loser's body falls into the pool and is devoured. Apparently, life imitates farce.

1 2 7 3 If this hits you, well, good luck getting that out of your head tonight.

Tempting, but this doesn't feel as much like a meal as it feels like a threat.

Making videos would be so much easier if I was on the other side of this chart. I mean, I wouldn't have to worry about stupid things like truth, sensibility, and I could just chase virality and monetization! And I could crank out hundreds of videos a day! Alas, I am cursed with knowledge.

So I wrote a VERY science heavy video today. It needs a re-read and fact check before I go live with it. And it's now 5:45 PM, and the window is closing to make a video today. *sigh* I wish I was on the other side of Dunning-Krueger soemtimes...

Insert brilliant, thought provoking yet somewhat controversial, viral post here.

So I'm working on no sleep right now, 'cuz my body and brain hates me. Decided to overeat here hoping I food coma myself into oblivion. But I suppose drinking a Monster probably won't help that...

Yah, gonna skip today. I had a script, and just not feeling it. My problem is I'm getting too long in the scripts, because people are mis-interpreting things I say so I have to OVER explain which makes the videos longer which increases my production time. So when it hits 5:30, it's too late.

I'm scraping this line from a video today, but I'll post it here so I can possibly use it later. Some people see this cute or kitschy, I see it as a cry for help.

1 PM, I still don't have a video I want to record. Lots of news, lots of ideas, but nothing that passes the "will it make me happy to record" test. There's a part of me that wants to put on my fursuit, set up a camera, take a nap, and upload that. But 'yall weirdos so no.

Yesterday, on my video about raptor day, a lot of people asked me how to protect themselves from being attacked by velociraptors. So here's what's worked for me in the past. Use at your own risk but you know if it works it works. Makes me some point

This was a reply tht was so brilliant that I wanted to repost, but it needs you to know the first half so it makes sense. Barista "How would you like your coffee?"

Barista "How would you like your coffee?" (Someone I know who would say this) "I want my coffee so dark that it has chants in latin with it's own backing choir."

Since today is the day of the raptor, I decided to make a video about it! I for one welcome our Cretaceous overlords, and those Dino masks don't seem so silly now! (Do I really have to tag this as humor? I guess so, because the internet is the internet now...)

I'm going to bed. If the raptors come like everyone says they will today lock the doors and windows and don't let the dog out unsupervised, ok?

You know, all Jimmy Kimmel has to do is walk out, stand on his mark, and straight-faced ask his audience "How was YOUR week?" It'd be the funniest monologue in the history of the show.

I had a different video in mind today, but I stumbled into this audio and it seemed to make a lot more sense for where my head is at. Also, this is a re-upload because I forgot to add captions to the first one. Same video, just more inclusive friendly.

I'm looking for inspiration for a video today, and I checked what my followers are searching for and I'm sorry but, WHAT NOW?!?

I'm stopping myself from making a video about "Rapturefest" tomorrow. Mostly 'cuz I don't want to get my account banned or have my life credibly threatened by "Good Christians". Like they did Christmas Eve that one year. Not in a mood to deal with those domestic terrorists right now.

Last week I spent 24 hours riding a bicycle across Wisconsin. And then 3 days after that recovering from it. Here's the story of why. I don't recommend this method to everyone, but it's the one that I've learned and it's the one that helps me.

Remember that bike trip I did across Wisconsin? I wanted to share one pic I took while on the route passing Bangor, WI. And I'll just say this is the most "America" picture I think I've ever taken. (Yes, I'm aware it's a "servicemen's memorial", but it still feels painfully American)

There's a furry meet happening tonight in Madison I wanted to go to. I'm really in no shape to drive it, let alone drive home from it. That ride is still hurting me a lot. And I literally can't feel a couple of fingers yet 'cuz ya know, 20+ hours of pressing a nerve does that. Sorry peeps.

Holy hell, my body is revolting today. Not as in "eww gross", as much as "pitchforks and torches". My day may be screwed, IDK

I never get offered flying cheese and meats when I'M out there...

I've just been informed that today is #TalkLikeAPirateDay. Ok then. *clears throat, leans in close, speaks in a low, gravely voice* "Ya wanna download Napster?"

I've ben trying to make a video happen since this morning. I think I'm too exhausted to do anything good right now. I kinda messed my head up a LOT in the last 4 hours of the ride the other day. So I don't think a video is possible, at least a coherent one.

This was posed September 17th, 2025 by YouTube pastor Mike Signorelli as part of a larger sermon : "Parents Beware: The Hidden Furry & Therian Obsession (Charlie Kirk Wake-Up Call)" Just call me "Nostradamus" here, can I stop predicting this stuff now? Yes, how he pronounces "Anubis" hurt me too.

I find that most "spiritual leaders" use the Bible in the same way a drunk man uses a lightpost; for support, not illumination.

Day 2 of my recovery here. no more devastating cramps in my sleep, so that's good. But my everything still hurts and doing basic things is a bit of a challenge. But I did literally ride the length of Wisconsin on my bike in 24 hours the other day, so I mean this isn't unexpected.