Trump on oil in the Middle East: We didn’t need them before we started “dig we must.”  “Dig me wust” is the Trump policy of lots of oil.

Turns out Trump’s secret plan to open up the Straight of Hormuz was to beg Europe to do it. Someone should check in on JD Vance. 😝

Turns out Trump’s secret plan to open up the Straight of Hormuz was to beg Europe to do it. And then he shit himself when they said no. 😝

Turns out Trump’s secret plan to open up the Straight of Hormuz was to beg Europe to do it.

Breaking #Oscars News Conan O'Brien sits down with Mary Trump to discuss the fact That Trump shits himself constantly and the Mar-a-Lago Frankenstein like influencers are tasks with wiping his ass like his old body guard Keith Schiller was on the Apprentice. Lmaooo 😝

Breaking Oscars News Conan O'Brien sits down with Mary Trump to discuss the fact That Trump shits himself constantly and the Mar-a-Lago Frankenstein like influencers are tasks with wiping his ass like his old body guard Keith Schiller was on the Apprentice. Lmaooo 😝

If you still support Trump please take yourself to a weird Russian doctor who will remove your reproductive organs so as to make it impossible for you to create anymore butt-ugly Frankenstein like copulating freaks like yourself.

If you still support Trump please take yourself to a weird Russian doctor who will remove your reproductive organs so as to not be able to make anymore butt-ugly Frankenstein like copulating freaks like yourself.

Trump hates NATO. He hates America. He loves Russia. The Iran war benefits China and Putin’s aggression against Ukraine. If you haven’t figured that out yet you are one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive. One of the 80 million dickholes buried at the bottom of the basket of deplorables. Enjoy:)

Trump hates NATO. He hates America. He loves Russia. The Iran war benefits China and Putin’s aggression against Ukraine. If you haven’t figured that out yet you are one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive. One of the 80 million dickholes buried at the bottom of the basket of deplorables. Enjoy:)

THE LAW FIRM OF TIM PARLATORE AND DARREN INDYKE PARLATORE represents TRUMP PARLATORE represents HEGSETH INDYKE represents EPSTEIN So Trump has attorney-client privilege to find out all things Epstein, and Trump can plan martial law with Hegseth and it too is covered. Media coverage of this: zero.

Mr. President, you’re in the Epstein Files a million times. And the Iran war? Oil is up over a 100 dollars a barrel. Gas is higher now than Biden adm. And Strait of Hormuz is clogged with mines. Considering all this what is your response to America.

You’re in there a million times Epstein Files

Mr. President! How is the #Iranwar, and your relation to the #Epsteinfiles going??

Mr. President! How is the #Iranwar, and your relation to the #Epsteinfiles going??

Mr. President! How is the Iran war going??

(🧵) BREAKING NEWS THREAD: Those of you who've been reading PROOF OF DEVILRY—the exhaustive exposé of the Trump-Epstein Scandal—are cheering today. Congressional questioning confirms my reporting that one way Epstein helped interfere in the 2016 election was illegal in-kind campaign contributions.

Colossal suckers and gullible chumps, all of them

Raise your hand if you googled how to fake Jeffrey Epstein suicide and just happened to be a prison guard guarding Trump’s child rape buddy. Then mysteriously got some shady money transferred into your account.

DOJ docs, FBI interview, raise new questions about Epstein's "suicide" Occam's razor, 🪒 Trump bribed a guard. Guard takes a break. A stone cold prisoner kills him. Bill Barr ensures autopsies is faked. It’s not rocket science.

So, who still believes Epstein killed himself?

Jeffrey Epstein died on August 10, 2019, at age 66. Donald Trump was the President of the United States for the entire year of 2019 No on the planet had more to gain and more to lose whether his child rape partner lived or died.

NEW: An inmate overheard guards talking about covering up Epstein’s death. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

This is what the Pedophile in the WH is focused on #UFCWhiteHouse Like the child rapist didn’t set the Middle East on fire or anything. Nothing to see here guys #IranWar #Iran #IranIsraelWar

Rt @jkbjournalist @AvalonResists NEW: Prison guards discussed cover-up of Epstein's death This is blowing up on Major News Outlets Jeffrey Epstein getting murdered in prison just got much bigger legs.

Hey #MAGA pepes 🐸 Looks like trump shit the bed with the #IranWar #IranIsraelWar & that according to Mary Trump his niece he literally 💩 crap himself so bad that guest at Mar-a-Lago are leaving because he stinks so bad & won’t stop crashing weddings 💒 Om fucking God 😝

‪By aiding Russia and thereby aiding Iran to kill US TROOPS, is Scott Bessent committing capital T Treason? What should be the punishment for Treason. Let’s ask the President of the United States.‬

BREAKING: Russia has provided Iran with information that can help Tehran strike the U.S. military, in the #IranWar #IranIsraelUSWar AP sources say Cant wait for the Mar-a-Lago influencers to convince Trump to have Putin turn this around.

BREAKING: Russia has provided Iran with information that can help Tehran strike the U.S. military, in the #IranWar #IranIsraelUSWar AP sources say Cant wait for the Mar-a-Lago influencers to convince Trump to turn this around.

*FYI*

‪#Putin backing #Iran should be the biggest story of the weekend next to Donald Trump is a child rapist protecting other pedophiles. Release all the f*cking #EpsteinFiles!‬

Wait did Mullin start dating Corey Lewandowski‬?

Is anyone else wondering if Dan Crenshaw is somewhere someplace crying right now? I sure hope so.

Texas Primaries Political Events Wait Dan Crenshaw the one eyed cyclops lost? Whut MAGA? I can’t say cyclops? Hold up I’m the Sheriff of cyclop town you can’t say that!! 🤠 🎩 👁️ 👃 👄 🤚 ✋ 🥕 👣

Texas Primarily Wait Crenshaw the one eyed cyclops lost? Whut MAGA? I can’t say Hold up I’m the Sheriff of cyclop town you can’t say that!! 🤠 🎩 👁️ 👃 👄 🤚 ✋ 🥕 👣

#IranIsraelWar #Iran #Israel If Ali #Khamenei Cleric and former Supreme Leader of Iran was on the Epstein List, he’d be alive right now.

Remember when the Epstein pedophile Trump used to say No Collusion! No Obstruction after he was caught working with the Kremlin and Wikileaks founder Julian Assange? How long till he says No Fiddling No Diddling?

If Ali Khamenei Cleric and former Supreme Leader of Iran golfed he’d be alive right now. Especially if he was on the Epstein list.

This statement by Marco Rubio is a thing of beauty. No notes. It can be taken exactly as is and dropped into Orwell's 1984. I believe the correct Homeric adjective for military reasoning like this is "Hell-kissed." Get thee to the Smithsonian, war crime-speak.

Pentagon tells Congress no sign that Iran was going to attack US first, per Reuters So it’s true the war is about undoing American democracy by falsely claiming Iran helped steal the election. Get ready for J6 2.0 cuz republicans sure as shit aren’t going to do anything about it.

Trump: "See that nice drape? When that comes down right now you see a very very deep hole, but in about a year and half you're gonna see a very very beautiful building. In fact, it looks so nice I think I'll leave it and save money on the doors. I believe it will be the most beautiful ballroom."

The funds he's raised for his stupid ballroom will be about enough for the Air Force to replace the three F-15s accidentally shot down by Kuwait because of his stupid war.

Let me translate this: “A shit ton of your loved ones maybe sacrificed fighting #Iran to keep the nation’s attention off the Epstein files. That is a sacrifice I’m totally willing to make.”

We are at war with #Iran again. God help us all. Should have voted for Harris, you morons. She’s not on the Epstein list.

‪Suddenly Bill Clinton and the Clinton Crime Family are the heroes in the Jeffrey Epstein story. ‬ ‪Make it make sense James Comer and Nancy Mace because this is MAGA right now as to who are pedophile villains eating and raping babies story 🦹 ‬

Melania was trafficked in a underage model scheme from Eastern Europe by Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. Later introduce to Trump. The four of them continued the sex-trafficking operation as a business model. It’s not rocket science. All of them are guilty of child rape.

Hey Donald it’s me Barack Obama I heard Hillary Clinton talk about the Epstein Investigation. What did she say. She said DJT shits himself every time the subject comes up. Give me that Goddam phone. Lol

Breaking News Hillary Clinton accuses Donald Trump of being a pussy ass bitch. A chicken. To afraid to answer questions about the Epstein Investigation on the Hill like she just did. And then he shit his pants. Again 😝

😂 It’s China, it’s Russia, it’s Iran…. Meanwhile we’re still missing 3M files from the Epstein investigation dump. 🤷‍♂️

‪BREAKING: US justice department accused of withholding Trump-related Epstein files, per BBC‬ ‪DOJ is protecting MAGA worst fear is that Donald Trump is a pedophile and a child rapist.‬