drew @crimestererrer.bsky.social because I was bored #art

yay

friend is liveblogging a book it's really something

this is literally what state of the art ai is like

*looks at you with my mentally deranged eyes* :3

I opened up mspaint and this was on the canvas.

temp pin

this is so me when I'm saying thank you but also just you in polish

Hug a retail worker today. 💕

i hate cologne

I'm like totally the blue guy

i live twice

I'm delirious! Mad even! You might even go as far as to say I'm crazy! Absolutely Coo-coo in the head! Mentally deranged!

have you ever just wanted to be smooth and squishy and make squeaky toy sounds when squished?

i just smelled brownies on the side of the road and man do i wanna smell like that instead of like depression and nothing

i was going to the store yesterday yeah? i was gonna buy some fucking toast bread for my toaster BUT(t) the fucking wizard that tiny blue son of a bitch INCINERATED the bread aisle i tried to strangle him but he managed to cast a curse on me and teleport away I'm fucking PISSED OFF man...

Please don't teach spinach this

squimshdededed

Huh? why's nobody told me that before, I've been doing this for ages!?

le evil gatito

i continue to live

i live