What's Black, White, and Bred All Over?

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Starting a new job this week! Making a bunch more money! With better benefits! Starting to loss weight again the past two weeks! Been making a lot more local friends! Everything is looking up for this buck!

Hobbies I want to get into with my limited available time.. -woodworking -stained glass -marquetry -flower gardening

The Amazing Digital Circus, Glitch Studios 2025-2026

Nothing beats a long hot bath when you're sick af

Holy shit Working in Healthcare is like having the worst disfunctional family

I got to use the Japanese I learned like 8 years ago on a patient for the first time every today. He was super shocked and excited that I could speak some broken phrases at him lmao

Genuine question, are the kids alright? I've noticed a shift. When I do xrays on them, mom/dad has to hand hold them. They don't know their own date of birth. They all have figit toys with them. Doesn't matter the age too. 5-12yo, all the same... Even some teenagers are like this too.

Maaaaannnn Fuck day light savings. Where did my sleep go

You are a good boy, aren't you?~ 🎨 : @aktiloth.bsky.social

Opening up wing-it comms to make rent. $50 off regular price if your OC is a Pokemоn (or I can turn your regular OC into a Pokemоn). 20 slots open, signups here: tally.so/r/w7kaEz

I would like to live in less interesting times, please and thank you.

Tournament time!

🐺"Lamb Beads"🐐| #LeagueOfLegends Wolf pulling beads out of Lamb. Thanks for the support!

deer thoughts 💭

If you work 12hr shifts, you should get a hour long break. Give me 30 minutes for lunch and 30 min to take a fucking nap

Horny at work 😔

People don't believe me when I tell them how static-y hospital gowns can get lmao

Reposting my most popular Twitter post because I figured it out

Really happy with how my valentines gift came out!

Loooooove when patients crash tf out because we are short staffed Yelling at the nurses and provider is suuuuure to speed things along Especially when you call the provider a "retarded bitch" 🙄

Tiger shoes

Double Dose🍑

You thought the mount would be enough to drain your dragon.. but the continuous spurts and grinding on the now broken toy say otherwise.. He still has a lot more to give, and his lustful gaze gives away his next target~

Fucking crisp. 👨‍🍳💋 Textbook lat knee Love seeing hard to aquire views so close to perfection

Shout out to gum for helping to keep me below my calorie count every day 🙏

My new baby! 2019 kia Niro! 🦌 🚗 💨

I'm ready! It's time! The machinery is installed and the engine is running! If you wanna book a slot from me for this month, signups are here - docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

A “shy” maid lifts her skirt for you on #FursuitFriday 🤭😘

The scammers used to tell me I was preapproved for 60 grand. This one told me I was preapproved for 49 grand. I’m losing value. This is a true recession indicator 😔

With our move to Brooklyn coming up fast, I’m trying to bring a little less with me! The moving sale is now live with 40% off...everything!!! ⚠️All current designs are part of their final run so once they sell out, they won’t return!⚠️ 2/2–2/16. Discount applies at checkout! shop.waywardmutt.art

Next up is Hazel, my witchy sheep-goat! She's Elliot's half-sister and the secret protector of Whisper Falls (begrudgingly). #FurryArt #NSFW

The nurses are fighting 🙃 3 different nurses have come over to xray at one point or another to decompress. All 3 have given me different stories of whats going on

Anyone got some good ethnic dishes for me to try? I want to make some stuff outside of the normal American/Mexican food lexicon

Tell the farmhands a dragon ruined another bench 💸

Got a dead taste bud in the middle of my tongue thats been bogging me all fucking day. Can feel that dead bead whenever I talk. Uuuggghhhhh

im back from my hiatus so I give to you more flirty cervids 🤲

First actually busy day for me at the clinic. Banged out 21 xray exams so far today since 8am, driving back and forth between the two clinic sites 🚗💨 🦌☢

Ref update number 3! Bruno is Cassie's... partner? Boyfriend? Fuckboy? Whatever the case, he's a big softie and gives great hugs. #FurryArt #NSFW (Being snowed in did wonders for my productivity)

Over hearing the nurses scheming a way to make management close the clinic. "My truck is a rust, bolts and diesel. She lives an hour away. And we can just say you're fucking pregnant!" "Whoever is laying on their sofa at home that can approve us leaving needs to move their crusty ass" Lmao

Blizzard starting to roll in Time to read my book with a big mug of hot chocolate on my desk while at work. I swear to God if any PTs come to the clinic lmao

Another American executed by ICE. The founding fathers did a lot more with much less of a provocation

God I needed some morning wood head fucking bad today, don't know what I dreamt but it was hot as hell

Made a Tarte Tartin as a little surprise treat for when my bf got home from work. Hes been doing some overtime so he's earned it! ❤

Whacked the absolute fuck out of my head on the dryer door this morning moving laundry around. When I got in to work and walked passed the provider desk, the Dr. could see the bump through my hair and stopped me. 😬

MORE BREEDING MOUNTS!