G’morning. I need the motivation to shave my head and finally find a new gym. Gettin’ a little too squishy. 😩

Go do it.

Spent the weekend in a cabin in the middle of nowhere. Don’t force me back into society 😩.

Wake up, babe. The new candy just dropped.

Guys… look at my angry lil rock

First and last selfie in that hallway with that mirror. On to somewhere new. 2012-2025

Acid Trip Pikachu made an appearance at the gym this morning

💪

I am having way too much fun with Date Everything

If only the pump lasted all day…

Another day, another locker room pic.

The tris are poppin’ tonight.

Was sick for a week and generally unmotivated, but getting back on track. Anyway, here’s a good boy’s view of my tits.

Building up the delts

Fuzzy.

Are we feelin’ the front or the back today?

Brush your teeth; round and round... #dadbod on a Softie Saturday

You in a hotel

Oh we talking about Kano again? Okay- [deep inhale]

That’s how all Panda noses look. Stop staring.

I’m sorry for those of you that have to eat pizza that’s not from the northeast.

The arms are doin their thing 💪

Just a little bit of Easter underboob sweat.

“Grrr,” he said.

It’s a Charmander shirt and no pants kind of day.

Brushie Brushie

I just want big bara tits, damn it.

Once upon a time my thighs had a fan club on tumblr.

Bear face… ACTIVATE!

The stair climber is an evil, evil machine. 💦

*adds to gym playlist*

I like how my arms look lately 💪

Maybe one day the renovations at this gym will be complete…

Happy happy joy joy

Gasp. I own sleeves!

Maybe I should try out a hoop instead of the barbell for a while?

Post your most daddy pic (I think this one is pretty good?)

Can't unsee it now

Another day of lifting things up and putting them down.

The water is juuuuuust at nipple height today

Obligatory nip

bluesky by friday

So… this was on purpose right?

Feelin beefy 🥩

say it loud, say it proud

Same. MK11’s daddy version was the cherry on top, like 25-30 years later.

I guess my nipples are just permanently perky anymore

Damn, just call me a slur at this point.

Being a hoe in 3 frames. (With the help of one of my @butchdick.bsky.social shirts)