Slopfluencer
@no1rulefollower.bsky.social
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Everything sucks and it’s your fault. YES YOU
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20 days ago
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Jac
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[Foucault] Is it surprising that prisons resemble factories, schools, barracks, hospitals, which all resemble prisons? [girl eating hot fries in class] No because I been sayin, like
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Be president. Do crimes.
1 day ago
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There’s a lot of misinformation in the watching-paint-dry community
1 day ago
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My PCP is Dr. Reddit
1 day ago
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(Looking at the cumulative effects of nearly 100 years of bipartisan policy decisions) Fucking Trumpism…
1 day ago
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Homophobic dad: Oh you like being GAY? How about you fuck this whole CARTON of men
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Me as a 16th century pilgrim: I know I said I’d come to your homestead in the New World this weekend but I’m actually really busy practicing my candlelight shadow puppets right now :/
5 days ago
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82 year old millennial: 69! Aahaheeheeee! Remember that? 6 year old granddaughter: we’re going to euthanize you grandpa
5 days ago
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The title “Private Prison Executive” might be the thing that finally turns me into a maoist
6 days ago
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It sucks that you really can’t even reference things you see online anymore because you can never be sure whatever you saw wasn’t hyper tailored to your particular consumer profile
10 days ago
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Just occurred to me that Elon Musk basically killed “memes” as a cultural product now that Twitter has officially become Gab 2
11 days ago
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One of the UFO videos they released is actually just my ginormous ass
11 days ago
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On X, the everything app, Grok will talk dirty to you for a small fee
11 days ago
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Better Things Are Possible
11 days ago
You should know I'm not fascinated by the keys you're jingling in front of me because I'm a baby. It's intellectual for me. I'm contemplating the nature of the keys
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“I’m such a wonk” yeah, wonking off!!!
11 days ago
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Party being gerrymandered out of existence: Vote!
11 days ago
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AwOOOOga humina humina humina (smashing head with a hammer)
11 days ago
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Soon we will answer the age old Civil War question: What if the Union was pussy?
add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
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“I’m sapiosexual.” I’m sapiogonnakickyourass
13 days ago
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Oh I’m sorry, you’re “introverted?” Grow the fuck up and make some small talk like an adult
13 days ago
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(Types ‘80085’ into a calculator and turns if upside down) Oh my god... Oh my god. This is so scary. The calculator is talking to me
15 days ago
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I love my nutrient rich microplastics
16 days ago
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20 days ago
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MY PANTS HAVE JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE FULLY FREE OF POOP AND READY TO BE FULLY WORN. THANK YOU!
about 1 month ago
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“Our brave warfighters are DONE with the SISSY BULLSHIT. And that includes eating FOOD”
about 1 month ago
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The Antichrist. People are talking about him more and more. The bringer of chaos and despair-a lot of people say he’s no good! And then you have others who say he’s not such a bad guy-you know-the Antichrist. He’s got ALOTTA charisma. But we’ll be watching him very closely & I wish him all the best
about 1 month ago
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derek guy
about 1 month ago
i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content
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I have done my best not to learn anything about the Swalwell stuff and I’m sure he’s a scumbag but it’s funny to me that the president is a credibly accused child rapist and maybe child murderer and Swalwell is still resigning for whatever he did
about 1 month ago
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Chris Ingraham
about 1 month ago
Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute
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Normalization has been normalized
about 1 month ago
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Basically the kids we all knew growing up who lied about their uncles owning Disney World run the country now
about 1 month ago
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“You just don’t understand his negotiating tactics. You’re watching a master at work”
about 1 month ago
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(To the raving lunatic holding me hostage) lol. you’ll never stab me taco. folding taco pussy coward
about 1 month ago
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(Carefully aiming a hammer at my own balls) can’t wait to blame this on the left
about 2 months ago
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(Speed dating) I’m an influencer for pissing your pants
about 2 months ago
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(Through tears, in those most traumatic moment of my life) God I hope (sobs) I hope this gets a lot of views (clicks camera tripod on)
about 2 months ago
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Me (dead): I had a 1:500 follower count ratio God: wow (slapping forehead) Wow. Let me suck your dick
about 2 months ago
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I hate when you’re going to take a piss and you can’t find your dick so you have to open the hatch in your taint to crawl in and look for it
about 2 months ago
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Tactically pooping my britches
2 months ago
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All my friends and family love how decisively I shit my pants
2 months ago
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(Blast wave quickly rushing up behind me) Trust the plan
2 months ago
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Societal Enslopification
2 months ago
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It is very important for self-care to simply put your face in your hands and scream while you’re at work
2 months ago
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Seth Abramson
3 months ago
There's no reason for Iran to attack NATO nation Turkey—but a drone did. Iran denies sending it. There's no reason for Iran to attack a UK base in Cyprus—but a drone did. Iran denies sending it. Now Azerbaijan has been attacked. Iran denies involvement. I think this is Israel.
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warrior cop
3 months ago
OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
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Patriot /ˈpātrēət/ (n./slur) Term used to describe someone of submental intelligence. Similar: Moron, idiot
3 months ago
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President at all time disapproval levels embroiled in a child rape scandal unilaterally raises energy costs for the entirety of his polity. Only way is up from here!
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3 months ago
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Democrats: Well obviously I hate the means. …but these ends…
3 months ago
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Doing national socialism without any of the token socialist policies because you’re too dumb and lazy. That’s the Trump admin
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3 months ago
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Two things cannot be true actually. Only one thing at a time has ever been true
3 months ago
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