Michael B. Jordan is the Michael Jordan of people named Michael Jordan who aren't Michael Jordan.

like, sometimes you have to go back to a scratch pad to revamp an outfit. i need to free-form sketch on paper way more often #lordarts #dndcharacter #paladin #artsky

augggghh i should have waited to post my #dndcharacter drawing cause i went back and re-designed the outfit and it fucks so much harder nowwww. oh well i'll just have to post it again once the render is done 👀

realised i almost NEVER draw characters looking in the camera/directly at the viewer. my autism is impossible to keep out of my art dlksjhlkgjfh

might go back to the drawing board with the outfit, but im posting anyway because ink is my best stage 💅🏻. this is Hymn Unrelenting, Oath of Vengeance Paladin #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dndcharacter #myart #lordarts #originalchracter #ocsky #dndwestmarches

I am the single fakest fan because I am fascinated by RE lore, love the characters, rewatch letsplays like they're comfort movies AND YET I have never played one of them. I would be terrible at it and have a terrible time and I care about my stress levels too much. But *chewing noises* it's so YUMMY

back in the art saddle thank GOD. anyway. i get to play this character (hopefully) soon and i can't waaaaait #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dndcharacter #myart #lordarts #originalchracter #ocsky

Things that I am learning are better without boobs #4283: wearing a backpack

we need polyam love songs Stat I need to make a playlist for this story ffidjsjsh

Gonna go to the library tomorrow... am I gonna do school work? No <3 I'm gonna work on my new threesome book :))))

I had a dream last night that's a fully formed concept for a novel. Beginning, middle, end, all of it. And I'm obsessed. I'm gonna drop my plans for today and start working on this.

sometimes I think about getting a decent microphone and recording podfics of my works but then I think about having to read the porn I've written out loud and I just chicken out immediately 😳😳😳

the future is for trans people

doing college online is nice because i dont have to go aywhere but also it sucks because it's impossible 2 stay focussed. im on my computer supposed to be learning but it's the computer! all my little blorbos are on there

like at this point im just going to have to put all the concepts for novels i have in a picker wheel and let random chance decide which one im going to actually knuckle down and write. but of course then id have to commit to a decision i didnt make and im autistic so id rather die than do that

it's been almost 5 weeks since top surgery and i keep waiting to have that "oh god what have i done" moment my anxiety always gives me after a big life change but i haven't. which could mean nothing. it could also mean the 'phobes with their "what if you regret it" shtick can eat my whole ass

guess im gonna have to tell myself a bedtime story (read one of my own half finished pwp docs and wisftully think about finishing it)

ao3 is still down... but i need my bedtime story (30k explicit fic i've read 3 thousand times)

The compression bandage Era is finally over! Now I get to live the rest of my life with just my shirt and nothing under it ever again!!!!!

#LestatDeLioncourt #TheVampireLestat #LouisDePointeDuLac #Loustat #iwtvs3 #Titanic #iwtvimmortalfamily #iwtvsky

worldbuilding is fun and all but then you have to actually make the maps scale and suddenly everything is bad and there's an imaginary geographer in your head yelling at you

just did that thing where you can't find something so you instinctively grab your boobs only... no boobs anymore lmao

hehehe back on my worldbuilding bullshit and i want to yap at someone about the maps i've made and the lore and the local customs ghghghghghgh

just found out it's gonna cost me 200 bucks to re-fill my printer ink (i have a really fancy printer) but i just spent 700 on a new standing desk so i am just losing years off my life thinking about dropping 200 bucks on ink lmao. but school starts on monday and i'm gonna need ink lmao

felt pretty good this morning, decided to draw for the first time since surgery, only to find out that all my artistic talent has abandoned me! great

I want to be able to post my art on Instagram, but my family follows me on there. Like. I want my ship art and the rest of my art to be one portfolio under one name, not splitting up what I post where on the basis of whether or not my family will see it. I'm just so creatively frustrated rn fr

GOD this was so iconic fr. Idk her but get his ass, queen

I don't consider myself proud to be Canadian, nationalism in any form is borderline icky to me HOWEVER I always get excited for Canadian althletes in the Olympics. Look at them go!! They're from the same place as me!!!

the thing about being a transmasc person who just got a mastectomy and likes to keep their head buzzed is that im so scared someone is going to see me and assume ive had breast cancer fkdjdhshdh like. i know that's not how cancer related hair loss works, but i also know that some people don't lmao

i miss drawing i wish i could use my arms more

My nipples have been killing me despite the fact I had my boobs removed a week ago and I found out the specific name for this is Pantom Breast Syndrome™️ and now I'm just imagining a ghost floating around my room with absolutely MASSIVE bazongas. Just HUUUGE gongolazongas. #topsurgery #transition

ice pack my beloved

recovering from surgery SUCKS because i feel so guilty letting ppl do everything for me even tho I'm literally not allowed to lift my arms djdjhsh why can't i let myself be taken care of

lol i forgot about my 25% non-fiction reading goal for this year, oops, i am Behind on that #booksky

should i start taking commissions again in 2026? not that anyone ever commissions me anyway lmao

I am a little behind my goal (6 books a month), but I ended January with top surgery, so now I have 6 weeks of recovery to read as much as I want 😊✌️ #booksky #readinggoals

no one warned me about the phantom nipple pain this shit is so funny dhhsshsh my right nipple hurts but it's not there anymore fjdhsbsb

ACHIEVEMENT EARNED: TOP SURGERY

TODAY IS THE DAY

I keep forgetting to post them here but I've been re-editing the same meme on tumblr for the last few days to be about top surgery preparations lol. Anyway here's today's meme:

ONE WEEK ONE WEEK ONE WEEK

Ran outta clean sports bras and I realised this is the last time I'm gonna have to put these fuckers through the laundry

I have never experienced the kind of tonal whiplash from a single episode of television than I have during Doctor Odyssey Season One Episode 6.

I don't leave for my top surgery trip for 10 days but here I am packing my suitcase like im 6 and going to Disneyland for the first time fjdjhhssb

Not me already googling where I can get realistic fake boobs so i can still audition for female roles in community theater fjdhdhsbsb

My conclusion about dating apps is that if you don't live in a city or have a car, they're functionally useless.

I want to post a new fic so baaaaad but I have nothing to post and no motivation to wriiiiiite. There are like 4 WIP one shots that are almost done and just need a nudge but I have no nudges! I'm tired ot seeing the same thing when I look at my ao3 works page :<

Certainly this sudden ennui about being chronically single has nothing to do with the fact that I am turning 31 in two days and had certain expectations or hopes about what my life would look like at this point.

Update: the dating app thing is deeply off-putting. Idk if it's the autism or what but idk how I'm supposed to connect w people under such artificially crafted circumstances.

how tf do you write a dating app bio