Following weratedogs brings me joy every day.

My office has multiple construction projects going with much volume. I'm sitting here blasting Scissor Sisters and having a dance party. Who needs hearing....volume full up.

Every time I print something complicated on my 3d printer I'm like this is the future.. I'm on fucking Star Trek.

Adding to the list of home items we’ve had to buy this year, coffee maker, dish washer, microwave and now, our deep freeze.

Big fan of vaccines but we upped our covid boosters this weekend and once again it knocked me down to my bones.

My kid was hugging a pelt at an mdc event last night... I wasn't there.. I asked her about it later... mommmmm it was a possum.

dronexl.co/2026/06/09/p... Fuck this world. Can't we have nice things.

My Indian/Chinese family contingent is coming to visit the US in July and I'm the only one who is stressed about it. I also still always have my kids passports on me at all times.

The intern keeps his bananas in the fridge and I don't know what to do with this info so I bring it to you.

Another week of playing terrible mahjong but I'm loving it. I miss playing tile games with my Bubby, we usually did Rummy Tile. I've not had game buddies since I was in school. I'm not interested in all the new games with cats and tacos.. gimme canasta, etc.

Hubs wanted a new pride flag for our house and went out and bought it himself with our son. Good role modelling Boo.

No one was home to watch my kid take his adhd meds so he took a video and sent it to us on his own. So responsible and not the kid we had before the meds. But also.. he did the whole I'm in a psych ward.. let me prove I took it thing.

Mi Nina chips are now in STL. I love them but the spicy chipotle lime ones... whuff... my whole body is on fire.

Dear baby birds, if you can fly to my feeder you can feed yourself. Leave your mama alone.

@allaroundswell.bsky.social dude, my kids day made.

Good morning and Happy Pride Month☕

Pedro Pascal was on an episode of Nurse Jackie and he looks like a baby. Pre Game of Thrones Pedro is sooo different.

Watching tv and folks be meeting up for a date at 8. Like at night?

Yesterday I went down a wormhole of bats giving birth... Bless their hearts.. upside, fighting gravity and sometimes those things are just hanging by an umbilical cord before they can get their footing.

You ain’t ever gonna keep me down.

I've been obsessed with my 3-d printer.. yesterday I learned to not print during thunderstorms...power outages means restarting my print. I switched to little projects the rest of the night.

I saw boys in the wild playing hacky sack. The 90s are back baby!

Sour cherries off my Nanjing cherry bush and service berries.

There is water dripping into my dining room. I do not have any more money, I gave it all to buy groceries and gas.

I had bulk tuna wasabi poke from Costco and it was amazing and no one died.

I would like to kick my insurance in the nuts.

Learned today that Uncle Luke from 69 boyz can receive social security now.

Doechii is waking up a lot of women’s feelings. Rawr. Also her Gaga collab, fucking awesome, beeetch…..

I called my kid a ding dong. She did not appreciate it. Her response, "Don't call me a ding dong, I'm not a door."

BREAKING: Supreme Court temporarily restores full access to abortion pill.

I am friends with nature and am ok with snakes but the size snake that came out of this hole from my house is not ok. Can’t lure it out like rodent.

My Chinese husband has refused to help me learn Maj for years so I'm signing up at the synagogue.

I dreamt one of my coworkers shat himself last night and boy is that some deep thoughts about how I feel about him.

Steve's sleeves are back at Stage 1, resting stage. We can chill for now. Stage 2 is partial push up, Stage 3 rolled up.

The weather has me wanting an avocado. Who wants some guac while we basement chill?

I’ve not gotten a paper book out in a while, usually using Libby. Digging the metrics.

I cackled.

Its a weird time to be singing the Duck Tales theme song but instead of Duck Tales its hot flash wooo hooo.

We saw two possums this morning, it will be a glorious day!

Eating pho brings me such joy, every ding dang time.

The priest had his wedding robes on and was dancing to house music. His sweat might have been the tears of Jesus.

I’m at a wedding and I’m afraid I can no longer get low, low, low.

mmmm corn syrup and leavened bread..

I have a wedding to go to where the husband is anti everything I believe in. Can I just make a donation in their name to Promo MO?

I saw an ovulation monitor on a wedding registry and I'm possibly never going to get this cringe face to go back to normal.

I legit checked if I hit the seat warmer button while driving today. Nope, just a hot flash.

So on Seder night I messed up and grabbed a dairy bowl and gave it to Sarah with her matzah ball soup. She pointed it out and we decided it was our April Fools joke. This will be entertaining to no one.

PSA for university colleagues (and others, I suppose). It is now Passover, until the evening of April 9th. Jewish students cannot eat leavened bread products. This is a bad time to have a diversity, equity, and inclusion focused event that centers around eating pizza together.

Silly me thought the Noem thing was an April 1 stint.