I’ve not gotten a paper book out in a while, usually using Libby. Digging the metrics.

I cackled.

Its a weird time to be singing the Duck Tales theme song but instead of Duck Tales its hot flash wooo hooo.

We saw two possums this morning, it will be a glorious day!

Eating pho brings me such joy, every ding dang time.

The priest had his wedding robes on and was dancing to house music. His sweat might have been the tears of Jesus.

I’m at a wedding and I’m afraid I can no longer get low, low, low.

mmmm corn syrup and leavened bread..

I have a wedding to go to where the husband is anti everything I believe in. Can I just make a donation in their name to Promo MO?

I saw an ovulation monitor on a wedding registry and I'm possibly never going to get this cringe face to go back to normal.

I legit checked if I hit the seat warmer button while driving today. Nope, just a hot flash.

So on Seder night I messed up and grabbed a dairy bowl and gave it to Sarah with her matzah ball soup. She pointed it out and we decided it was our April Fools joke. This will be entertaining to no one.

PSA for university colleagues (and others, I suppose). It is now Passover, until the evening of April 9th. Jewish students cannot eat leavened bread products. This is a bad time to have a diversity, equity, and inclusion focused event that centers around eating pizza together.

Silly me thought the Noem thing was an April 1 stint.

Seder is a wrap. So many years we read the text in different tones. I’ve never wanted next year in Israel. I think of it as Israel, a community. Next year may we all be gathered as Jews again. May we get to face another year.

How are we feeling on the ruling that Upenn needs to give out their list of Jewish members?

News is too fraught right now. Don’t screw around with April Fools garbage today.

Cleaning up after mom goes to bed. Ice cream trash, put her glasses safe and charged the iPad she borrowed.

Parenting our parents. They watch shows without headphones, ringers are at 100 decibel, and they fall asleep and deny it the whole time. Another words I'm re experiencing preschool again but with louder snoring and no squishy cute babies.

I bought three different matzahs for a taste off. I swear, I do have hobbies.

Someone told me there are places you can go for Passover for vacation and not make your house over and i'm like sign me up.

Had our grown up eval of Sarah and its nice when someone reflects what you feel. Shes an awesome kid, freaking funny, not great at paper stuff but has potential. She also has a pretty good memory when she makes the connection, she'd be the gal with your coffee order ready before you ask.

Why yes.. this kosher approved butter will go great with the chicken broth for a passover recipe. Thanks for the help.

8:47, I have had a pack on robin's eggs already.

I sound like I’ve been smoking for 30 years and keep choking on my own throat trying to kill me. Love ya StL allergy season.

Not hot take, listening to Oblivion by Eve 6 and think it would be an amazing song for a ballet performance.

Link and Zelda’s Excellent Adventure.

Playing video games in the hammock and drinking tea. Love the few days between snow storms and mosquito land.

Sometimes my daughter's love is so pure. I showed her the Courtney Show on FB and she watched a whole bunch of throwback live. Her response to all of it.. Courtney is so beautiful, I love her. This is also the kid who tells me I'm so lucky to have more than one chin.

Boy asked me what I'd ask a genie if I could have three wishes.. Apparently having my first dog, Simon back was not an ok wish. Then I was an old person who wished for good health,to sleep well the rest of my life, and for funsies teleporting. This was not the gold or dragon he was hoping for.

Today’s kiln haul was my biggest yet and 95% perfect. I’m pretty ready to make 20 more with this pattern.

The girl tried to get contacts today and couldn't let folks put them in. I swear, I wish we could sedate the shit out of her and give her lasik. Her disabilities would be helped so much by better vision. Glasses are always falling off and dirty.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who is like.. listen.. loved Firefly but I'm good.

Where are we going to be by the next election? I feel like we are at the start of some crazy movie, the fall of the world that becomes Mad Max.

Link and Zelda have arrived. I really failed not getting 3d printed arms holding a hylian shield.

News: As you might have heard, our Judge and Scorekeeper, with a voice on loan to God, Bill Kurtis, is stepping down from “Wait Wait” at the end of May. chicago.suntimes.com/arts-and-cul...

This memory popped up.

Sadly AI is coming in clutch. Whole Twilight series written at a second grade level and she can’t put it down. Each book made into 6 single page long chapters. And a teary mama listening to her read to herself.

In case I’m not feeling older today I’m searching for sunglass readers so I can read outside the spring.

My ding dong kid thought I got up at 2 and changed clocks. Who is going to care for me when I’m old?

Second night of the boy’s play. Some very silly kids got autographs all over their faces and bodies in sharpie. Can’t wait to see their looks tonight.

1. I want my husband to buy me a new swtich cause I can't pull the trigger. 2. I want to buy a new switch for the stupid new pokemon game 3. I'm 47 but this nonsense makes me feel like an 8 year old kid.

John Adams, Mr. Fenny is 99 today. Do I own the 1776 soundtrack on cd cause I stole it from my parents, yes. They’ve not noticed, I think I’m in the clear but the forefathers are disappointed in me.

Ugh.. gotta find a new chicken sitter.... the woes of the garden nerd.

Sweet lord is this a cold, a sinus infection or is my head imploding.. I'd like to drill through my skull with a corkscrew to relieve the pressure.

I ate so many robin egg whoppers today I might be able to fly home instead of driving.

Woke up wanting cream chipped beef. Sometimes the Pennsylvanian in me sneaks up and surprises me.

Apparently Sarah's teachers are using AI to rewrite books to be easier for their students in special ed. This is brilliant and I need to know more. Sarah's skills lack but she still wants a story that is age appropriate but written at a second grade level.

This year is Fire Horse.. lets burn it all down.