I’ve had enough of this shit already.

happy birthday to my fav redhead 😌🫶🏻💜💜

‘Pocoyo’ turns 20.

Little frosty mushroon

Happy new year. I hope 2025 treats you better than 2024 did

Ending the situationship because I can’t start a new year with a man who duck tapes his butt hole.

You are all very loveable and I love you all.

I was todays years old when I learned that pigs make nests

I am once again begging everyone to watch Klaus. One of the greatest Christmas movies ever made.

I need the world to know @miseryscrowned.bsky.social is the love of my life.

Give me one good narrative reason that boq would have his shirt off?

I really loved my lady Jane, penguin, sweet pea and the artful dodger.

I had a Cinnabon for the first time!

I mean If you are terminally ill and being screwed over by health insurance companies maybe some pew pew at a CEO is a fun little last hurrah.

TikTok putting a Seth Kate edit on my FYP has me spiralling.

Merry Christmas my loves!

Moana 2 really makes you appreciate how talented a songwriter Lin Manuel Miranda is.

I think that women should behave more like Moo Deng and start biting anyone who they don’t like. She does it daily and is universally adored.

Its been years since I read a book that left me excited to get a hold of the sequels. It’s a wonderful feeling.

I got that dawg in me. The dawg:

Of all the cakes to choose for you picked carrot cake?

Every moment of my day I’m thinking “I like my sootcase” I want to die.

Paul Mescal was thinking so hard he had to hold Pedro Pascal

IT’S A SNOW DAY!!!

Why am I awake at 6:40am on a Saturday?!

I hope Winston Bishop enjoys wicked.

Tnss memories @mythiccjoon.bsky.social @cosmicait.bsky.social @melopinions.bsky.social

One day I’m going to get my sense of smell back and I’m going to buy so many smelly candles

Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky

Glen Powell is in Glasgow and not in me. Devastating.

I’m sure it’s a coincidence that it happened just hours after “Ethics committee told there was a *second* sexual encounter between Gaetz and 17 year old” (That’s statutory rape)

IT GOT WORSE!! This is the worse paragraph I’ve ever read

Platypus is an absolute mess of an animal. What do you mean you have a ducks bill, beaver tail, otter feet, you lay eggs but are a mammal and you are venomous? They are the glorious little weirdos of the animal kingdom.

DODGERFOX are coming HOME they are finding their way BACK to each OTHER and to ME m.youtube.com/watch?v=BMnu...

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” Clearly you have never had a yum yum.

My list of people I want to dedicate this day to

I heard someone say “I need to pick up some hand sanny” in the shop today and I’ve never hated someone so quickly in all my life

It’s here and it’s perfect! @hollyblack.bsky.social

It’s far too early for this nonsense

What is the one conspiracy theory you 100% believe in?

A menstrual cup is just a shot glass for vampires.

Hello!💙