Monster Hunter Stories really is the Annaki Splattershot Nova of video games.

Jumpscares are just volumeslop they're only scary because they're loud.

Nova on top!

“Nahhh” -Lymil

All I had to do was complain on the internet.

I think it’s awesome that Mega Dimension is structured in such a way that finding a regular Hisuian Goodra is taking longer than any shiny hunt I’ve ever attempted.

They should pay me to dust my knick-knacks all day long. My crystals are clean. My figures look fine. All dust that comes within a 5 foot radius of my being is instantly eviscerated by my intense tidy aura.

About halfway through Mega Dimension, my two hopes are Mega Meowstic and continued Urbain slander.

TWO of our teams have qualified for @ccasplatoon.bsky.social Circuit 2 Playoffs! Go cheer on RIT Orange Ocean and RIT White Marlins in two weeks! #compsplatoon

Happy Birthday best region.

Me in Brinewater queue after using my last genie wish to remove all the liters and dynamos.

Check out my frog y’all.

SwSh looked better

@neverluckyever.bsky.social Happy birthday!

Nobody tell them I can’t make any qualifiers.

We need to start naming afflictions after planets again. “Lead poisoning” just doesn’t have the same marketability as “saturnism”.

I like mtg! I like splatoon! so me and @lymil.bsky.social teamed up to turn our team into mtg cards (and they turned out great! :D) #splatoon #art full images down below 👇

Why it’s great: “Lymil” is 15 characters or less.

Div 1 is the second highest div because 1 is the easiest number to divide by. Div X is the highest div because LUTI staff didn’t pass first grade.

Make nova a lightweight and it’ll be the pen killer trust.

@lymil.bsky.social is leaving Riptide! If you catch her at home sleeping, stop by and say hi!

@kibryhouse.bsky.social Happy Belated Birthday!

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