No.

"They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. But I tried to make it at home. . .there's more to it than that. 'You want some more homemade Sprite?' 'Not until you figure out what the f*** else is in it!'"

Just bumped this on DN as a subtle reminder that maybe everything doesn’t suck all of the time.

Dispatches from the moral high ground.

Can also use it as a stapler, apparently.

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.

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Team Triceratops 4Life

SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!

Yes, I'm religious, I believe in the holy trinity.

So let it be written. . .

thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event

One of the best parts of Thanksgiving is in full swing.

The Vikings could actually end up getting comp picks for Sam Darnold AND Daniel Jones (less likely). That's just smart asset management.

In the arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrms offfffffffffffffffffffffff O'Connell. . .far awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay from heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere. . .

"I love your quarterbacks!" "Yeah, they're rescues. They had a tough time at their old homes in New York and I just wanted to give them a better life."

Mister Jones and me. . .backing up Sam Darnold. . .

Minnesota Wild goaltender Marc-André Fleury from Sorel-Tracy, Quebec has been rocking a #Vikings Norseman on his mask this season. #Skol

Our picks are in for this week!

What do Vikings fans think the team's record will be over the next four weeks? Pretty good, from all accounts.

Our Daily Open Thread

A surprise move from the Vikings on Saturday morning before they head to Chicago.

Here are the questions we answered for the folks from Windy City Gridiron about this week's game.

Norse Code Podcast Episode 539: Evaluate the Vibe (With Guest @lorincox.bsky.social ) www.dailynorseman.com/2024/11/22/2...

Jared Allen makes the list of Pro Football Hall of Fame semifinalists. Kevin Williams does not. One of those things is expected and the other doesn't make a damn bit of sense.

"Table for 26, please." "But there's only 13 of you." "Yeah, but we're all gonna sit on the same side."

For future games, we might do updates here as well as on X, but I'm covering Facebook for the site this week as well and it's all just too much, man. We'll see what we can do starting next week.

Netflix is airing two NFL games on Christmas (Chiefs/Steelers and Ravens/Texans). If this is any indication it's gonna be an absolute shit show.