Tailwind: We had to fire 75% of our staff because of how AI has affected us Dev community: Cool cool, can you add an llms.txt? It would make my life 1% more optimized

every day the uk government is like ‘we have to do bad thing because there is no possible alternative and also on an unrelated note we cannot do good thing because we dont wanna’

Bullied for having an android in my own home

Americans: Europe has no ice Europeans: yes we do Spain:

nice, very nice

She damn textured this in like 2 hours Incredible shit

Woman learned blender in a month and made this We all struggling with the donut

So the UK just released a new policy about asylum seekers and they have this banger

valve just released the perfect computer and I'm here for it

look! its got more things now!!

The beauty of 3D printing is that you can over engineer anything

product photography is my passion

in half the footprint the steam deck can do an astonishing 1,600,000,000,000,000 floating point operations per second compared to salsa who can do 0 (she doesn’t understand math)

greatest cultural export

insanely proud of this doohickey. finest engineering i’ve been up to this decade

pov: meow meowmeow

Today I saw the inside of a French power plug and they are just better than us Look at that contrasting yellow

It’s been nearly two weeks since we went on strike at The Berliner (@exberliner.bsky.social). We haven’t heard a single word from management.

Goes to France one time

oh wow how did they do that

Incredible Things Are Happening In The World Of Appliances

Yoo, fuck vercel amirit??

[looking at baby cats] before people knew how anyhing worked it must have been so confusing to watch some baby rats remain as normal adult rats and other baby rats grow on to get fur and look like small tigers

I started to believe it was impossible to look cool doing a talk and then @wts.rocks sends me this gem and now I am sure of it

Going back to NordicJS and maybe will even get another tattoo

UP: i guess she probably is not gonna now

So, the good news is: If I keep the alligator clip right there the screen works I guess you can deduce the bad news

Okay desk buddy lost the shell but gained a loading animation and I would call that a win

We just posted two new Game Boys me and Laura finished modding on ebay and first of all look at this pictures @freezydorito.lol took, but also I finally figured out how to make the prices pretty again on ebay and I am at peace

Nooo, who would have thought people would dislike giving their ID for porn? Madness

having a normal one

Update she's got patitas

[ignore the screen] @nikkitaftw.wtf and i made the spaceworld gba!!!

its been an exhausting year in here

Okay desk buddy is starting to look like teletext in a retro TV

she’s not gonna suspect a thing

heartbreaking how this was a sure fire way to get bitten but now she just looks annoyed

I work in the darkness of the attic so @freezydorito.lol made me this cat lamp and I love him ❤️

Brooo, Tesco started locking up the instant coffee

Bubsy 4D announced

From this day in 2013.

I may be a bean but I made my own monitor risers with some 3D printing and cheap wood from B&Q and without tooting my own horn this looks sweet!! Honestly me and @freezydorito.lol may be getting good at this DIY thing

*sticking a copy of halo 4 inside a tree* ah that’s my console log

why is portugal (speaks perfect fluent english, good but not great at football, eats a shitload of fish, gay) all the way at the bottom instead of in this convenient portugal-shaped hole up in the nordics are they stupid

im a little homosexual bean and i left my compyter unlocked in front of my hot girlfriend which by the way you should follow shes @freezydorito.lol and struggling to use my dumb english uk keyboard with a § key

Shout out to Sara (hope I got the spelling right) who said hey in 5 Guys. You too can find me in your local 5 guys, just check under the bins and I might come crawling out.