Type erling haaland into Google and wait a few seconds.

Delighted with this. In fact it's #Jagtastic

Only someone with a heart of stone wouldn't laugh at the demise of Jenrick's political gambit... playing out here in real time

Are you keeping track?

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My wife’s now written and illustrated three children’s books, a Scottish themed crime novel, over halfway through her next book. Appreciate anyone looking 👏 Also, we been together 23 years, which is longer than Swifty’s marriage will last to that lad who still wears a baseball cap back to front.

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European teams v African and emerging teams is like Scottish 70s football v premiership nowadays for energy and freshness.

Think the Croatia game over flattered england. Don't see anything special of a player or cohesion as a team.

Try and get along. Point and laugh at the snarling, racist clowns as they hide their racism behind concern.

Germans? They're schiesse at penalties.

The Argyle Street Ash. Yesterday was the first time I've ever noticed it.

1s time in here in about 30 years. Used to come in here before picking up Davie condra and heading to firhill.

Marina Purkiss, "Nigel Farage said 'up the Ra' for £86, What do you think he's willing to do for £5,000,000?

#politicslive right wing empty vessels crying about being called right wing, gammon, nazis. They really hate the loony left. If you don't want to be called a right wing, gammon nazi don't spout right wing, gammon nazi crap.

Not been this happy since I found the hole in my sta-prest pocket in 2nd year. Thought I had a mini stroke on Thursday. Turns out it was a stress triggered migraine. Hard to differentiate apparently. Break out the square sausage. We're back in the game.

Stolen from Threads. The reflection swamp could do with some professional TLC.

I have no love for labour or starmer but people, especially the msm, need to realise politics are not reality tv. I'd say we're 1 step away from badenoch on bullseye but we already dorries in the jungle. Time to grow the fuck up britain.

It’s one big club and you’re not in it.

Me in a Scoatlin' tap.

After the weekend's tremendous result, stocks of O group (particularly O negative) are lower than we'd like. Support Scotland's patients - book in and give blood at www.scotblood.co.uk or by calling 0345 90 90 999 (Mon-Fri, 9am-5pm)

Apologies in advance. youtu.be/EtOMl6mFGR0?...

PROUDLY ANTI-RACIST: SSP STANDS FOR WORKING CLASS UNITY SSP members joined today's anti-racist demonstration in Glasgow and the EGGEC Palestine National Demo in Edinburgh 🇵🇸 Workers unite: the enemy isn't migrants, it's Capitalism! ✊️ #Migrant #Antiracist #WorkingClass #Unity #Palestine #Solidarity

Elon Musk sees a future where AI replaces HALF of all jobs. If he’s right, our country’s wealth could get sucked up by a handful of billionaires while workers get left behind. We need to tax AI so Americans share in its growth—and Big Tech pays for the disruption it causes.

A wee bit of humanity after East Kilbride and Glasgow shamed me.

Shock. Starmer refuses to take any action after it emerges that his Scottish Secretary Douglas Alexander failed to declare a meeting with Peter Mandelson's lobbying company for 18 months. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I got Haiti in the world cup draw, so I've become an affiliate member of the Ton Ton Macoute and shall only answer to Papa Doc Dave-alier. 'Mon the Haiti. Let' s go do that voodoo that you do.

youtube.com/watch?v=2OPv... The International union shall be the human race.

Is tonight Kristalnacht for all the british pond life who have to blame their failings on the poor refugee, as opposed to the real enemy, the manipulative billionaire?

Left: Fiona Bruce making an excuse for Nigel Farage saying "Up the IRA", saying, "he says he was tricked into doing that" Right: Nigel Farage saying "Up the IRA" then smirks when Claire Byrne scolds him on Irish TV #BBCQT

#bbcqt jesus suffering fuck, the reform ukkk makerfield candidate is a stuttering, bumbling balloon and yet he is still receiving applause from scumbags in the audience. Pavlov's dogs of right wing idiocy.

#bbcqt the reform ukkk makerfield candidate Is even worse than I expected. He would be out of his depth standing in fartage's scum. Give him as much airtime as possible. Even for the tax avoiders ltd company he is inept.

Leila Cunningham of refurm ukkk showing her considered, measured response to tax avoiding furridge being called out for inciting racist violence shows they would be so good at leading a country. #newsnight

Not a bad analogy!

Woody Guthrie

Without mentioning Dylan who are your top 5/10 favourite song lyricists? Mine: 10 Elvis Costello 9 Neil Young 8 Paul Weller 7 Jake Burns/Gordon Ogilvie 6 Jimbob of Carter usm 5 Jagger/Richards 4 Strummer/Jones 3 Billy Bragg 2 Rev. D. Wayne Love 1 Nigel Blackwell

A Reform councillor accused of shaming a disabled man and a dyslexic colleague, has been put in charge of Special Educational Needs at his council Sam Journet has faced a barrage of complaints for bullying and intimidation whilst regularly using Meta-style camera glasses to film residents and staff

I was just remembering that Farage didn't hold any surgeries in Clacton for months (I mean, does he now?) citing the fact that he was very vulnerable because gov't had not given him enough public money to keep safe. But it now turns out that he had already pocketed £5m for security. Hmm. 🤔

#pmqs well done Hannah Spencer. Keep picking away at these anachronistic leeches.

#politicslive also is it not a bit early to be on the ching re the ranting headcase?

#politicslive Has that ranting eejit on the right (of the couch) asked any of her refurm mates do tax avoiding spivs like furridge not drive up the need for alternative taxation?

#politicslive re business rates. Everyone knows small businesses are paying to appease big business. Who lobbies for these big businesses? That is the problem. Stop the kickbacks.

For the last 40 years you've laughed, but baby, you know it's coming. #FORTRESS #JAGGERNAUT #PTFC

Katie Hopkins being forced to apologise to Zarah Sultana. Lets save it to laugh at it repeatedly in the future. 🤣

#thistle. I'll take that. Be a travesty if we lost it at the fortress.

My hatred for Robert jenrick is off the scale. I do not think he is of this dimension.

"We're prepared to stay, we're prepared to build, and I hope you'll join us." The SSP have run a vibrant and exciting election campaign - now it's time to build and resist the inevitable cuts from the incoming Scottish Government. #JoinUs #Election #Result #NoCuts #FightBack

Hello all - this August I’m taking my ‘Bad Mood Rising’ show an a tour of small-ish Scottish towns that often get bypassed on tour schedules. Any shares would be hugely appreciated. Thank you all! 💚

I just had the misfortune to flick thru @skynewsrss.bsky.social #skynews there. The "we are terrified of being held to account for our tax liabilities" pressure groups are getting desperate. jewish man is antisemitic. Criticising zionism is racist. Criticising genocide is terrorism.

The msm is really turning up the anti-zionism is actually antisemitism lie of late. The friends of Israel are really handing out the bribes.