Watching Carlos Alcaraz make his 3rd straight Wimbledon final <<< watching Carlos Alcaraz make his 3rd straight Wimbledon final with a dick in my mouth 🤤 Do recommend

Hadn’t gotten off in a few days here and let me tell you this morning was…explosive 💥

Finished another 5 miles and stripped down. Tanning with the sprinkler in my makeshift lawn chair 😍

10 years ago today, the Supreme Court legalized same-sex marriage in the United States.

Movies you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

This just seems correct 😍 #daddy

5 miles. 99°. A bit red (hoping it turns to tan lol). But hey, after a night of getting railed and having some bomb pizza too I’m feeling great!!! ☺️

Thanks for the unwanted info STL…🪿🪿🪿

Note to self, do not try and run the day after drinking all day at the pool…during an extreme heat warning. Or maybe just hydrate first 🤷🏻‍♂️🙈

They way I would let this man do absolutely anything to me…😮‍💨

I am sick of this weather!!!! How am I supposed to get TAN when the sun refuses to let me be at the pool? Rude.

What’s your favorite way to ward off the Sunday Scaries? (best responses get the “other” version of the pic)

Happy father's day.

Crazy Stupid Love Spy About Time

This will be the end of Johnny & Tara - one of them will not come out alive. Kristen is going all the way, especially if she teams up with THE Natalie! Monet will make it the farthest of any of the drag queens thus far, and the housewives…this group will bring back the GOOD(?) drama.

Does anyone else just feel a constant pressure and anxiety weighing on them? Just me? #struggling

The urge to go back to bed after a morning jog is STRONG! Someone help me stay awake 😆

Tan line starting to pop off! Probably time to break out the speedo

What that mouth do though…😈

Bricked up for this Roland Garros men’s final. Anyone else watching with me?

I can’t say it’s wrong…

i introduced myself to someone i’ve allegedly already met 4 times before

The death of a twink ☠️

So pride month has truly been homophobic thus far. Dumped on June 1st, and no dick since…come on boys, help a guy out here 😓😈 (dms open for business)

Already excited for next season’s reality tv game. Casting going wild 🤪

Everyone please clap for me! It’s summer break and I just slept past 7am 😅

Another hump day comes and goes…can it really be called hump day if there’s no one humping?

I’m watching Roland Garros for the love of the sport 🎾, the drama, the plot! …but really

now who’s gonna get me these shorts…🧐

Maybe I need to start reading more…👀

Very this

For real I would kill to get this body back…😓 Send help please. Emotional support totally welcome!

an historic moment in SNL history and SNL socials are already out there posting the bleeped version and we can’t have that so here is the unbleeped one god bless king Ego

I swear I’m an angel 👼

So much worse, but so effin good!

Hear me out. It was clearly for the role, but like…did she really??? 🤣😅😢😓😭

So like the Oscars are over now right? They just won the whole night I’m pretty sure.

As a musician myself, I absolutely love how the pit orchestra is featured center stage in that city skyline 😍

Her entire dress was the Ruby Slipper! Slay bitch 👸

I’d never thought I’d miss work, but at least it keeps me busy and I’m not going insane indoors all day 😆😣

My ideal Valentine’s Day:

I wonder if this was part of The Manuscript? Taylor? Any thoughts?

I think I’m ready for the “big game” today! #sports

Noah Kahan backs Chappell Roan against former music exec. Jeff Rabhan and pledges to match her $25,000 donation to aid struggling artists: “I’m inspired by you. Happy to help get the ball rolling. Money where my mouth is!”

Officially 24 hours fever free! This flu really kicked my ass…

And just like that…

Based on a True Story 😝

Pizza, wine, boyfriend - in that exact order.

Chappell Roan is Billboard’s Top New Artist of 2024.