tonight: should Stance Debates commit seppuku in the middle of the road during heavy traffic? Real people are debating it right now. Come make your case

i hate Mondays #garfield #garfposting #sheshed #elvis #d'oh #lasagna

Clavicular was hospitalized tonight after Peter Thiel accidentally extracted too much blood from him again he is expected to recover just enough to keep donating bone marrow to Palantir's anti-aging research department

crushing a cold beer and screaming “who ate all the good pussy”, but nobody answers. ive been alone for years. #L𝘪𝘧𝘦A𝘴A𝘯I𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘭.

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