I got a heated jacket, socks and gloves from my partner for Christmas and as silly as it feels to charge clothes it snowed last night and I am currently the most comfy derg in the world.

this is what it's like, yeah.

Ol' bologna breath just won't stop close talking today. Remember, if you can smell your own breath so can those around you. And yes I did stand up to avoid smelling it.

Tears, sweat, saliva, cum, blood, piss. We're just full of all kinds of different flavors. Like a CapriSun variety pack but all in one fleshy juice pouch.

Sadly trolling the troll this morning didn't last as long as my day off morning blunt. YouTube it is I guess.

I was today years old when I stumbled on the fact that Steam has a dark mode. Darker mode? It's the high contrast option in accessibility.

If birds had knots they'd be called cloaconnectors.

*Me to my manager in front of our CEO today* I'm not slacking today, I'm just trying to give you the opportunity to really shine. Proceeded to tell jokes with the CEO for 20 minutes instead of doing my job.

Oh hey oops meant to mention I was live. I'm very good at this. www.twitch.tv/cactusfox9

Having two older cats around is like having two grandparents who love you for who you are but still judge everything you do.

If you stop liking a show or ensemble, and the only truly quantifiable metric is less cis white guys. Go fuck yourself.

Happy Labor Day to the office workers! Labourers, no one was talking to you, back to work.

Just made eight guys all make the exact same noise at the same time.

So, anyone else I know ever play Space Engineers or want to learn to play it?

Guy at the gas station just told me I could be a port star. I'm both very flattered and creeped out. More flattered though.

I will lube fart of your leg so fast.

Horses have hair not fur. Sorry horses. You're not furrys. You're hairys.

ALSO comms are just open for a while until i get a decent amount of them! Check them out here! kusalite.carrd.co Still offering the same stuff: -Emotes -Animated emotes -Animation Work -Badges for cons Interested in something else or have any questions? Ask here or through DM!

This is my shop, it would be super cool if friends shared it 🫶 thank you 👉👈

Dragons. For when you're both beauty and the beast.

Love me a tied up dragon. @sholvaderg.bsky.social #opossum #dragon #nsfw #bondage #chastity

🏳️‍⚧️ Silence equals complicity. #trans #transrights #lgbtq #rats #art

What is this? Who is this NPC? No Dialogue options. Spoiler: He's not immortal and only had his club, shorts, and 110 gold. He also didn't even fight back. He also is gone from the save right next to him while he's alive. Pretty sure a test NPC somehow showed up by accident.

Learned recently that an ex of like four years is apparently still making shit up about me. Do I have law friends who know if there's anything I can do about this?

been feeling this 🫠

Can't get this dragon off my brain. @sholvaderg.bsky.social #nsfw

These two dumb trash animals are engaged 🦝 🐀 🎨 by the fantastic @hoopdogtheking.bsky.social !! 💕 @schmeatyeater.bsky.social

Did anyone else notice those big street magician stunts like David Blaine and Chris Angel would do have all but disappeared since everyone has a quality video camera in their pocket now?

Some draws I've done of @sholvaderg.bsky.social so far. Lomv derg.

Going to be a little petty for a moment. Only one of these two accounts still exists. He was bested and I believe I've earned the new title bestowed on me by a defeated enemy. Hi, I'm Shol'va, the evil corrupt one. I have slain the warrior. I think this saga of nonsense is over now. 🌽🐲

My new friend who decided to argue with me over the wrong part of a vore joke apparently deleted all his posts. That's a bummer. Good thing I screenshotted a couple since it was the wildest shit I had seen in a hot minute.

Got some news today that's so good I want to cry.

Hey, sorry for the argumentative slog this morning if it shows up on your feed, please don't interact with that person on my behalf, they have their own inner demons to battle and no one needs to make that more difficult for them. Also I turned off responses so they just reply to a different post.

Since late in life Christians are called born again, are late in life atheists called unbirthed?

I have a very strong feeling toward dating again, but at the same time I'm fucking terrified to hurt like I have been in the past or worse. That being said, be gentle, am sensitive derg.

I try to do my best and see the good in people, but some people are just bad people.

Six times a movie viewed. But just a gif I share to you

As much as I enjoy losing weight, I'm going to have to buy more clothes soon because all my new pants from last year are too big on me.

Cooling a drink off in the snow just hits different when you're sitting outside smoking a keefy bong.

Got this cute little bean just yesterday with permission of the original artist of course. I'm so fucking happy. Original art: @fpop.bsky.social Tattoo artist Insta: @V.Chaann

Me actively rooting against local football team in hopes they don't make playoffs so I don't have to deal with game day traffic.

Thank you for making me smile silly steam review graph.

I see this every day I come into work and while I know it's a warning, I read it as positive affirmations.

Question for someone more educated in this than myself: If someone is mute and speakers exclusively with sign language would handcuffing them after a crime be a violation of their first amendment rights?

If you're going to do a southern accent it's not "What are y'all doing?" It's "Wha'chall doin'?" Make sure to learn the proper times for all the different forms of "y'all"

I never posted this ref sheet!? I did this for the one and only @sholvaderg.bsky.social who is really freaking funny and sweet and always an absolute delight to hang out with <3