Sholva
@sholvaderg.bsky.social
π€ 185
π₯ 129
π 271
Hi, I'm Sholva "The evil corrupt one" PFP: Keliff Banner: Hoop
I got a heated jacket, socks and gloves from my partner for Christmas and as silly as it feels to charge clothes it snowed last night and I am currently the most comfy derg in the world.
10 days ago
0
8
0
reposted by
Sholva
Margaret Gel
about 1 month ago
this is what it's like, yeah.
38
8872
2471
Ol' bologna breath just won't stop close talking today. Remember, if you can smell your own breath so can those around you. And yes I did stand up to avoid smelling it.
2 months ago
0
1
0
Tears, sweat, saliva, cum, blood, piss. We're just full of all kinds of different flavors. Like a CapriSun variety pack but all in one fleshy juice pouch.
2 months ago
2
9
0
Sadly trolling the troll this morning didn't last as long as my day off morning blunt. YouTube it is I guess.
3 months ago
0
3
0
I was today years old when I stumbled on the fact that Steam has a dark mode. Darker mode? It's the high contrast option in accessibility.
3 months ago
0
6
0
If birds had knots they'd be called cloaconnectors.
4 months ago
0
9
4
*Me to my manager in front of our CEO today* I'm not slacking today, I'm just trying to give you the opportunity to really shine. Proceeded to tell jokes with the CEO for 20 minutes instead of doing my job.
4 months ago
0
7
0
reposted by
Sholva
Cactus Fox π΅π¦
4 months ago
Oh hey oops meant to mention I was live. I'm very good at this.
www.twitch.tv/cactusfox9
add a skeleton here at some point
0
4
1
Having two older cats around is like having two grandparents who love you for who you are but still judge everything you do.
4 months ago
0
9
0
If you stop liking a show or ensemble, and the only truly quantifiable metric is less cis white guys. Go fuck yourself.
4 months ago
0
4
0
Happy Labor Day to the office workers! Labourers, no one was talking to you, back to work.
4 months ago
1
12
0
Just made eight guys all make the exact same noise at the same time.
4 months ago
0
5
0
So, anyone else I know ever play Space Engineers or want to learn to play it?
5 months ago
2
5
0
Guy at the gas station just told me I could be a port star. I'm both very flattered and creeped out. More flattered though.
5 months ago
1
5
0
loading . . .
My Season core Test
What's Your Season Core? Early Autumn Core
https://poomang.com/en/t/mycore_test/result/117990710?c=3&from_detail=True&kc=1
5 months ago
0
2
0
I will lube fart of your leg so fast.
5 months ago
4
10
1
Horses have hair not fur. Sorry horses. You're not furrys. You're hairys.
6 months ago
1
11
2
reposted by
Sholva
Kusalite π FC
7 months ago
ALSO comms are just open for a while until i get a decent amount of them! Check them out here!
kusalite.carrd.co
Still offering the same stuff: -Emotes -Animated emotes -Animation Work -Badges for cons Interested in something else or have any questions? Ask here or through DM!
loading . . .
Kusalite
Artist and Streamer! My socials and Commission options are available here!
http://kusalite.carrd.co
1
46
30
reposted by
Sholva
MetricVoid
8 months ago
This is my shop, it would be super cool if friends shared it π«Ά thank you ππ
add a skeleton here at some point
0
15
2
Dragons. For when you're both beauty and the beast.
8 months ago
0
7
0
reposted by
Sholva
Laika L. Gagarin
10 months ago
loading . . .
10
1870
743
reposted by
Sholva
Jasper
8 months ago
Love me a tied up dragon.
@sholvaderg.bsky.social
#opossum
#dragon
#nsfw
#bondage
#chastity
0
3
2
reposted by
Sholva
Erin Kidd
8 months ago
π³οΈββ§οΈ Silence equals complicity.
#trans
#transrights
#lgbtq
#rats
#art
35
6633
2752
What is this? Who is this NPC? No Dialogue options. Spoiler: He's not immortal and only had his club, shorts, and 110 gold. He also didn't even fight back. He also is gone from the save right next to him while he's alive. Pretty sure a test NPC somehow showed up by accident.
8 months ago
1
6
0
reposted by
Sholva
π»ππ»Chrissy π»ππ»
9 months ago
6
114
49
Learned recently that an ex of like four years is apparently still making shit up about me. Do I have law friends who know if there's anything I can do about this?
9 months ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Sholva
Official Derptiles
9 months ago
been feeling this π«
27
6168
1681
reposted by
Sholva
Jasper
9 months ago
Can't get this dragon off my brain.
@sholvaderg.bsky.social
#nsfw
0
7
1
reposted by
Sholva
Aksel | Comms: OPEN
9 months ago
These two dumb trash animals are engaged π¦ π π¨ by the fantastic
@hoopdogtheking.bsky.social
!! π
@schmeatyeater.bsky.social
14
57
20
Did anyone else notice those big street magician stunts like David Blaine and Chris Angel would do have all but disappeared since everyone has a quality video camera in their pocket now?
10 months ago
0
3
0
reposted by
Sholva
Jasper
10 months ago
Some draws I've done of
@sholvaderg.bsky.social
so far. Lomv derg.
0
16
3
Going to be a little petty for a moment. Only one of these two accounts still exists. He was bested and I believe I've earned the new title bestowed on me by a defeated enemy. Hi, I'm Shol'va, the evil corrupt one. I have slain the warrior. I think this saga of nonsense is over now. π½π²
10 months ago
5
14
0
My new friend who decided to argue with me over the wrong part of a vore joke apparently deleted all his posts. That's a bummer. Good thing I screenshotted a couple since it was the wildest shit I had seen in a hot minute.
10 months ago
0
3
0
Got some news today that's so good I want to cry.
10 months ago
1
16
0
Hey, sorry for the argumentative slog this morning if it shows up on your feed, please don't interact with that person on my behalf, they have their own inner demons to battle and no one needs to make that more difficult for them. Also I turned off responses so they just reply to a different post.
10 months ago
0
5
0
Since late in life Christians are called born again, are late in life atheists called unbirthed?
10 months ago
2
14
0
I have a very strong feeling toward dating again, but at the same time I'm fucking terrified to hurt like I have been in the past or worse. That being said, be gentle, am sensitive derg.
10 months ago
1
14
0
I try to do my best and see the good in people, but some people are just bad people.
10 months ago
0
11
0
Six times a movie viewed. But just a gif I share to you
add a skeleton here at some point
10 months ago
0
2
1
As much as I enjoy losing weight, I'm going to have to buy more clothes soon because all my new pants from last year are too big on me.
11 months ago
1
2
0
Cooling a drink off in the snow just hits different when you're sitting outside smoking a keefy bong.
11 months ago
0
1
0
loading . . .
11 months ago
1
5
1
Got this cute little bean just yesterday with permission of the original artist of course. I'm so fucking happy. Original art:
@fpop.bsky.social
Tattoo artist Insta: @V.Chaann
12 months ago
4
59
11
Me actively rooting against local football team in hopes they don't make playoffs so I don't have to deal with game day traffic.
about 1 year ago
0
10
0
Thank you for making me smile silly steam review graph.
about 1 year ago
1
6
0
I see this every day I come into work and while I know it's a warning, I read it as positive affirmations.
about 1 year ago
4
20
1
Question for someone more educated in this than myself: If someone is mute and speakers exclusively with sign language would handcuffing them after a crime be a violation of their first amendment rights?
about 1 year ago
0
0
0
If you're going to do a southern accent it's not "What are y'all doing?" It's "Wha'chall doin'?" Make sure to learn the proper times for all the different forms of "y'all"
about 1 year ago
0
2
0
reposted by
Sholva
Hoop
about 1 year ago
I never posted this ref sheet!? I did this for the one and only
@sholvaderg.bsky.social
who is really freaking funny and sweet and always an absolute delight to hang out with <3
0
28
9
Load more
feeds!
log in