Let me go to bed

I just love how I save men in my phone when they do me wrong. “Uhn Uhn” just text me, and idk who that is anymore but UHN UNN 🙅🏾‍♀️😂

Classic Ashley. Acting a damn fool over somebody else business. Why do you care about Stacey being divorced when yours took forever!! #rhop

Idk Kierna… I get if you felt a way, but you shoulda said it then. Compiling it all and saying all this now is kind of weird. #rhop

Ain’t no way they named that baby Cush #rhop

Ashley is eating these confessionals 😍 #rhop

Ayee let me see where Happy Eddie is in NJ 👀 #rhop

Kierna and her mom are twinsss 😍 #rhop

I stand corrected, the natural blow out is it 😍 #rhop

Cynthia Bailey is always gonna make a housewives cameo lol #rhop

Giselle’s timing is A1. “I know we’ve all been hurt by a man” “no…not -“ 😂😂 #rhop

Stacey just stop omg 😭 #rhop

There’s gotta be a hairstyle that works for Ashley. It’s season after season 🤦🏽‍♀️ #rhop

Ashley starting early “in gen pop?” 😂 #rhop

BIG Latto (Giselle) #rhop

Oh Kurrn 😭 (she was such a fool to go to trial) #rhop

Time for #rhop

Me and my mom are literal best friends. Me and my dad are complex. We keep our relationship surface.

In college. My mom was a year older and didn’t want the freshman, that was until she saw him w her sorority sister and the rest is history. My oldest sister was born before either of them graduated, freshies 😂

Think I’m going to make some Cinnabons and coffee for breakfast

Gotta get back to Pilates

I made a Hinge account(first ever dating app 😬 wish me luck) and the Virgo in me really loves how much control I have on it.

Slipped and fell, cartoonishly, in the shower. I just laid on the floor for a min laughing bc I didn’t wanna look up 😅

The way he eats. Something about a man tearing up his food gets me 😭

Made shrimp and grits for dinner, omg so good 😋

I wish I could play my sims to blow off steam, but the game will not open for weeks now. Or is only open for 5mins then shuts off on its own 🙃

The universe is truly testing me today. Not one thing has gone the way it was supposed to. Literally not one. I have cried from frustration a million times and I’m all cried out. I’m about to get stupid drunk on wine, take an eddy and go to bed 🥲

Double it, at the very least

I’m so happy for Cassie omg!!! I know she has to be feeling such a freeing feeling rn 😭🥹

Judge: Exploitation and violence against women must be met with real accountability, to promote respect for the law. The Court reaches a few conclusions. 135 months would be more than necessary

He is cooked

Baby I am GLUED to @innercitypress.bsky.social 😩 LOCK EM UPPPP

Judge: A history of good works can't wash away the record in this case. You abused these women. You used that abuse to get your way, freak offs and hotel nights. The evidence of the abuse is massive. I was sitting right here, during the testimony

Where is the sentence?? Cmon w it!!! 🗣️Lock em upppp

Idk whyyyy I keep being tested like this 😭 it’s just these little things everyday that keep stacking up and are really trying to ruin my mental

Why I just get up and my freezer was open ALL NIGHT what the helll?! 😭😭

It’s my fault for trying to eat so late 😓 my uber driver got arrested around the corner from delivering my food. Now it’s cancelled. 😭

Hate depression so bad. This mfer will just grab onto me when I’m not even expecting it 😭😭😭

I am here to announce that Candy Corn is good actually, and people that don't like it are just haters. This is not an OPINION. It is true and factually correct. Accept reality. Embrace Candy Corn.

I see we all grew up watching Captain Planet 😊

Why I find out this bitch got me on a list calling me a block monkey?? I don’t have to like what you post bitch. Just block me back, but I’m not going for the “monkey” shit. Corny ass bitch nigga.

😂 he need to hear it JUST like that. A whole room of people chanting at you to put on a condom 😭

Littering makes me irrationally angry 😭😭

Tooth pain make you wanna take your head off 😣

Fun, loud, filterless Two silly things I do/did when I’m drunk: 1. I like to race. Am I fast? No, but I be wanting to runnnn lmaoo 2. I used to get drunk and go find something to stand on. A table, a stage, a bar, SOMETHING. Not no more though 🤭

I can’t say it enough. I don’t wanna see men spread in thongs on my TL. I really don’t care what yall post but be considerate and put the damn mod filters ON. All mine are on before yall start your stupid shit.

Whoooo got the fire alarms going off at 4am 😩😭