I hate these e-bikes so bad. I missed the light bc the bike wanna act like he a car in the turning lane 😒😒😒 get yo ass on the sidewalk

Trump just removed MLK Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks, and replaced them with his birthday But *we’re* the ones engaging in “identity politics”

The last 2 weeks I keep hearing, what I think, is my phone vibrating. Only it’s not!! What is thaaaat?! 😳

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I love how all my friends respect and love my cat 😂 She’s so spoiled, they literally shower her in compliments in person and online(like she can see that lmao), they’ve come up with “the cat tax” for her(pets on sight), she gets gifts too! Milo is truly that GIRL and everybody knows it! 🐈‍⬛✨

HALF?! It’s a whole lot more than half lmaoo

That’s literally it. Women have FINALLY decided being alone is better than dealing with that shit. Just be fucking decent. Mean what you say. Act like you like her. Be helpful. Stop flipping the script. Communicate. Be accountable. Have some integrity. It’s not hard.

Why this nigga just tell me he’s an introvert “in his heart”, after I pointed out he’s not an introvert by any means bc he’s always tf outside or with people. Stop playing w me fr 😒

A lot of men don’t realize the sheer number of chances they get to clean up their messes. These women complaining about what it looks like in these streets. You think you’re him when you really jut there by default. Don’t ever think that you’re bigger than the program.

I tried. Lasted 10 mins. Walked right back to the car ✌🏽

Apple Maps is really crazy. I’m parked directly in front of my destination, and it’s telling me I’m 7 mins away 🤨

I was planning on getting a walk in at the park today but I just opened the weather app, and it told me to plug up the walking pad 😅

My feelings at the end of this doc is all of these people are complicit. Literally none of them, outside of Cassie and Lil Rod, have my sympathies.

Whyyyy is Kalenna on this doc?? You gon support this man, who wouldn’t even help you with your child, after you acknowledged their relationship was weird. I haaaaaate women like her.

Bro wtf.

My dumb ass at the end of ep 3 😭 “is that the scarecrow from wicked?? Oh wait, it’s (redacted)” 😂😂😂 #StrangerThings5

Spoke w a recruiter for a job I feel like is damn near a perfect fit for me!! It’s exactly in my wheelhouse, lots of travel - otherwise remote, and it pays more than my last 🙏🏽🤞🏽 I’m praying for this one fr! PRAY WITH ME 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Ngl they doing their mfing thiiiing with the demogorgon this season 👏🏽🔥 #StrangerThings5

I am CRYINGGG 😂😂 Holly is getting her ass tore up in that room, and her parents are vibingggg 😭😭😭 nah #StrangerThings5

Did they expect us to actually SEE the show 🤨?! Why the hell is it so dark in every scene!!! #StrangerThings5

Toya reclaiming her title as the realest yet again 😌 #Married2Med

Jackie is really insane. How you gon ask this lady you just met, in front of everyone, if her thyroid is enlarged?? If that’s her bedside manner, she could never be my doctor. #Married2Med

Honestly, I don’t care about what’s in the bread bag Simone 🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ Idek what the issue is w Quad. Let’s just move on pls #Married2Med

That’s Angel from basketball wives?? 👀 hey girl 👋🏽 #Married2Med

I wouldn’t have all these half naked women around my house and man Quad. The Bravo relationships never survive it 😬 #Married2Med

Omg the kidssss 🥹 they’re so big #Married2Med

Time for #Married2Med

Ashley’s big ass head is full of literally nothing 😒🙄 “but you had his number?” Girl 🤦🏽‍♀️ #rhop

Organizing a whole ass event just to discuss Stacey? LMAO, oh she is -so- the H.B.I.C. and they know it. #RHOP

The leak in the Potomac Housewives is not K, is not Angel, and is not Gizelle It is CLEARLY Ashley Darby. She’s been bringing this Stacey + Chris Samuel’s drama up since the 1st scene of the season and immediately went quiet when they figured out there’s a mole #RHOP

Something about Kierna looks different. Idk … 🤔

Omg this Wendy scene talking about her money has me cringingggg #rhop

I cannot take Kierna serious. That wig and these faces she’s making are killing me 😭😭 Stacey is tearing her up omg lmaoo #rhop

Stacey 😂 “here comes the piggyback. Get on her back!” #rhop

Angel 🤦🏽‍♀️ #rhop

Why does Giselle insist on this ponytail 😭😭😭 #rhop

Stay over there baby. I will bring you a care package tho 🫶🏽 I do not play about getting sick.

I’m fighting tfff out of my depression rn. I been doing anything to keep moving and distracted. Taking myself on dates, exercising, spent a little time w friends, hung with my mom … I’m not sure it’s working. Buckle up, buttercup 🥲

I’ve been missing my sister so bad

Not I stumbled into Bingo at the bar 🤣 it’s also half baked bingo, and I smoked before I came in 🤭

Do you, like you do me. Ain’t no fun when the rabbit got the gun

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I moved out a few months ago, and now Hulu won’t let me access the family account. The gag is, it’s paid for by me!! 😤

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This can’t be real 😳

If yall are gonna do this thong thread PUT THE LABELS ON Like what kind of app is this?? Niggas just decide at any random time they gon violate and show you up their ass crack and you gotta act like this shit is normal.

I hate this app so bad. It’s 6:30 in the evening…

Having a lemon drop, putting up my Christmas tree 😌

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