Wonder how long until we start seeing obituaries with the following. The deceased did not appear in the Epstein files.

Marked safe for not being in the Epstein files.

Think I’ll update my résumé to include the following: Not mentioned in the Epstein files.

College and university researchers today.

Getting a different president won’t change things immediately. We have to be ready to go the distance with these knuckleheads.

Just wondering . . . has Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ name come up yet in the Epstein files? Or her Dad’s name?

I’m pleased to announce that Donald Trump will not be the recipient of the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize.

Isn’t it Ted-Cruz-heads-to-Cancun weather down in Texas? Big storm coming. Hope they’re ready. I’ll predict that everyone across the South will be a Socialist next week once the storm hits.

If, according to Trump-world logic, the U.S. can “take Greenland”, why couldn’t China take Taiwan?

Who is worried that Trump will send the Alaska National Guard to Greenland instead of Minneapolis? Didn’t he send some of our B2 bombers the wrong direction when he had Iranian nuclear facilities bombed? Oh. Don’t send them to Minneapolis either.

I stand with Greenland! Leave those people alone.

Does anyone find the John Hamm commercial about the Olympic hockey team hoping for “Canadian tears” a bit offensive?

If you’re looking to buy something from Italy you had better buy it this week. Once the Italians start booing the Americans during their entrance at the opening ceremony you know Trump will respond with higher tariffs. Please keep all ketchup bottles and nuclear weapons far away from him.

I’ve been thinking about Martin Luther King day. With the idiot running the country, is this the last year the holiday will be recognized?

I mentioned the Epstein files in a comment on Facebook. It’s a sore spot for a certain subset of MAGA folks. They let me know how “idiotic” it was to bring it up. I won’t stop bringing up the Epstein files.

Are we expecting tariff increases once American olympians are booed in Milan?

How will the Orange One respond when fans boo American athletes at the Olympics? People seldom have the opportunity to express their displeasure to Trump. The boos I anticipate they’ll hear aren’t directed at their efforts, but rather at Donald Trump.

Is everyone in St. Louis a Carolina Panthers fan today? Hit like if you hate Stan Kroenke.

Since we know the Department of Justice won’t do anything, why hasn’t the Minnesota Attorney General or the Hennepin State’s Attorney filed murder charges?

I’ve found that people advocating for prayer in schools always change their minds when I suggest a daily recitation of the Hail Mary. Christians seem to only want their version of Christianity. I won’t force them to follow my version. They shouldn’t be allowed to force me to follow theirs.

You would think that a guy who so quickly “healed” after getting shot in the ear wouldn’t have to put makeup on the back of his hand to hide the infusions he’s receiving for Alzheimer’s disease.

this year, I'm giving all my Christmas gifts to the richest child in the neighborhood. I'm sure they'll trickle down to all the other kids eventually

Given his obvious health decline, who’s betting this is his last Christmas? If so, he might want to listen to those 3 ghosts who visited Ebenezer Scrooge. Bah, humbug!

The GOP in Missouri falling over themselves to thank Republican Governor Mike Kehoe & the GOP legislature for their efforts to keep the Chiefs in Missouri are just practicing for how they will handle the eventual passing of Donald Trump from the presidency. “Thank you for screwing everything up.”

I hear a new Spirit Halloween store is coming to Kansas City.

Is the White House preparing to change the name of the moon? What sounds better? Trump Moon Mar-a-Moono

If the same amount of material in the Epstein files released last Friday was released each & every day, the full Epstein Files wouldn’t be fully available until March 31, 2026. They’re trickling it out to numb us to the contents. Maybe they don’t have enough black ink for the redactions.

I will not be watching The Kennedy Center Honors on CBS this Tuesday night. It’s sort of like the FIFA Peace Prize edition of the awards. Is anyone with me on this?

Release the unredacted Donald J Trump-Epstein Files! DJT has lots to hide…..🫣 it seems 🫣🫣

As you reach a certain age, you realize the number of Christmas gatherings with your family are growing smaller. If this is my last one seeing some of them, or if it’s the last one they’ll see me, I hope we can show each other the love we’ve felt, but perhaps not shown, throughout the years.

I believe I’ll use the Trump Kennedy Center name about as frequently as I say Gulf of America. We’re being governed by idiots.

Eventually he will be gone. But Europe and our other allies will long remember that we let an evil idiot ruin our reputation for the next generation.

Does anyone really believe they’ll be released this morning? You know what I’m talking about.

Joe Biden, on his worst day, was a better president than Donald Trump on his best day.

Could someone please watch the speech tonight and let me know the lowlights? I just can’t stomach him.

During this Christmas season, do you think Donald Trump will ever have an Ebenezer Scrooge conversion? Do you think he’s ever seen the movie? (Notice I didn’t ask if he had read the story - that’s too unbelievable.) I think he’s too focused on “decreasing the surplus population.” Bah! Humbug!

I seem to recall that a precursor to the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor was our actions to limit the flow of oil in the far-east. Since China is the largest consumer of Venezuelan oil, is Trump risking WW III with his senseless embargo? They may retaliate by attacking our ally Taiwan.

I hope whoever is fact-checking Trump’s speech tomorrow evening is getting a good night of sleep tonight. He/she will have lots of lies to refute.

We’re not a serious country

How long before Trump starts requiring “FIFA Peace Prize Laureate“ on all his official documents? It could be shortened to FIFA-PP. Pu-Pu might be more appropriate than PP.

How long before the New York Times states, unequivocally, that the FIFA peace prize is much better than the Nobel Peace Prize?

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

He can't stay awake. Or walk. Or speak. I'm so sick of the GOP denial. The embarrassing flattery parades. The complicit press standing silent while he drones on incomprehensibly or insults colleagues who dare to question his lies. Or laughing obligatorily at his non-jokes. I'm just so tired of it.

Shouldn’t they schedule a little nap time prior to cabinet meetings? A little snooze and a fresh nappie might put him in a better disposition.

The “Old Trump” would be barnstorming the country with huge rallies to change the narrative and accuse others. Deflect! The “New Trump” is too weak, old and sickly to muster an effective counter-response. The end days are upon us.

This Veterans Day, join me in honoring each of the brave men and women who stepped up to serve our country in uniform. I will never forget the sacrifices they’ve made to defend our democracy and I will never stop fighting for them and their families.

The Washington Post rated the 2028 GOP presidential contenders. Although I feel I’d be a better candidate than all they listed (C’mon, Ted Cruz, Don Jr., & Kristi Noem?), I’ve decided to step up to announce I will not consider a run to be the next president. Talk about having a shallow bench.

Thanks Nikki! While many in Congress are hiding in their local offices, you’re on the road meeting your constituents. Can you get the Republicans back to Washington to reopen the government, approve the Epstein discharge resolution & extend the Obamacare assistance so insurance costs don’t go up?