We’re not a serious country

How long before Trump starts requiring “FIFA Peace Prize Laureate“ on all his official documents? It could be shortened to FIFA-PP. Pu-Pu might be more appropriate than PP.

How long before the New York Times states, unequivocally, that the FIFA peace prize is much better than the Nobel Peace Prize?

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

He can't stay awake. Or walk. Or speak. I'm so sick of the GOP denial. The embarrassing flattery parades. The complicit press standing silent while he drones on incomprehensibly or insults colleagues who dare to question his lies. Or laughing obligatorily at his non-jokes. I'm just so tired of it.

Shouldn’t they schedule a little nap time prior to cabinet meetings? A little snooze and a fresh nappie might put him in a better disposition.

The “Old Trump” would be barnstorming the country with huge rallies to change the narrative and accuse others. Deflect! The “New Trump” is too weak, old and sickly to muster an effective counter-response. The end days are upon us.

This Veterans Day, join me in honoring each of the brave men and women who stepped up to serve our country in uniform. I will never forget the sacrifices they’ve made to defend our democracy and I will never stop fighting for them and their families.

The Washington Post rated the 2028 GOP presidential contenders. Although I feel I’d be a better candidate than all they listed (C’mon, Ted Cruz, Don Jr., & Kristi Noem?), I’ve decided to step up to announce I will not consider a run to be the next president. Talk about having a shallow bench.

Thanks Nikki! While many in Congress are hiding in their local offices, you’re on the road meeting your constituents. Can you get the Republicans back to Washington to reopen the government, approve the Epstein discharge resolution & extend the Obamacare assistance so insurance costs don’t go up?

Free meals for children affected by SNAP cuts at this Subway in Columbia, Missouri. Does anyone have similar experiences in your area?

Joe Biden on his worst day was a better President than Donald Trump on his best day.

It’s been 38 days since Adelita Grijalva was elected and Speaker Johnson has yet to swear her in; he’s exhausted from all his work. Apparently he’s unable to switch a single vote to offset the vote Grijalva will provide to release the Epstein files. We may be that close to the truth.

Tell me @gtconway.bsky.social Who had the worse Japanese appearance? George H.W. Bush puking on the pants of the Prime Minister or President Stinky-Pants trying out his new “Wandering Don” routine?

Who had a worse performance in Japan? A. President George H.W. Bush vomiting on the Japanese Prime Minister, or B. Grandpa Stinky-pants doing his “Wandering Don” routine yesterday.

The Nobel Peace Prize selection committee should stay away from riding in a small boat in international waters. Never know who the orange man will attack next.

My brother shared a 2022 of East St. Louis players prior to the Illinois state championship football game. This is a men vs. boys situation. They beat Prairie Ridge 57-17.

When are we going to stop calling them ICE Agents and start using their actual name - Stormtroopers.

Trump, a legend in his own mind, is hoping for the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday. Cue the whiny victimization for around 6:15 Friday morning.

Trump’s desire for the Nobel Peace Prize is very similar to his quest for an Emmy Award. Same results are anticipated. He’s a loser. Expect lots of messages using the word “rigged.”

In order to invoke The Insurrection Act, don’t you actually have to have an insurrection? By the way, just because words tumble out of the mouths of pea-brained Trump, Miller and Vance, it doesn’t make it true. If he’s so worried about Portland you’d think he would be there to take it all in.

Occasionally my wife & I have lunch at Arby’s. Always have the same thing - French dip sandwich as a “meal deal” which adds a soda & fries. Usual cost for the 2 of us is around $18. Last week we stopped while traveling through southern Missouri. Same meal was $25.45 Trump inflation.

It’s no wonder conversations are frequently difficult. If you say anything about meanness, pettiness, vindictiveness or cruelty Republicans always think you’re talking about them.

I’d hate to be the guy in charge of White House ketchup bottles the morning they announce the next winner of the Nobel peace prize.

Good for Watson. Words that should have come from Trump since he was there the first day. But this is the kind of behavior he encourages.

Sometimes I just shake my head and ask myself if there’s ever been a bigger piece of shit than Donald Trump.

I think it’s a good time to remind everyone that on the millions of dollars Trump is “making” through all his grifts during his term of office, he’ll likely pay no income tax.

Still wondering why leading republicans are so silent in the face of tyranny.

A man obsessed by fake charges against James Comey can’t understand America’s obsession with the lurid details of the Epstein files.

How is that the President of the United States can make a widely panned speech to the UN, leaving our friends and allies alike wondering about his sanity, and the embarrassing details fail to warrant extensive mention in the Washington Post and the New York Times? Shameful on so many levels.

I live within the St. Louis media market and our ABC telecast is controlled by Sinclair. Are there any plans to simul-cast Jimmy’s show on Comedy Central or MSNBC?

Those of us waiting for the release of the Epstein files should have learned a lesson from the wait for the release of Trump’s taxes.

The Disney brand, and the USA brand, sinking together. Parody from Dutch TV www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vRX...

What’s up next for renovations to the White House - onion domes or Reichstag decor?

So, has Trump renamed the White House as Kremlin East yet?

Is it possible for everyone to lose on Project Runway? Terrible people this year.

The Florida Surgeon General certainly has a strange definition of slavery.

What century is Florida living in?

So let me get this straight - the Republicans are trying to decide if they want to protect child rapists or assist the children who they raped and exploited. Is there really anyone who wants to protect the child rapists?

Lots of barbecues this weekend. I grilled Trump steaks this evening. You know the ones - steaks that used to cost $12 each now cost $20. Thanks Trump.

I’m as anxious as anyone to read the Epstein files, but as I’m waiting for their release I’ll just kickback and thumb through Trump’s tax returns. WHAT!! They still haven’t been released? Anyone who believes the Epstein files are coming soon is kidding themselves.

Has Paul Ryan fallen off the face of the earth?

I think it’s a good time to remind everyone that on the millions of dollars Trump is “making” through all his grifts during his term of office, he’ll likely pay no income tax.

Sometimes I just shake my head and ask myself if there’s ever been a bigger piece of shit than Donald Trump.

I’m a bit surprised the 10% share wasn’t transferred immediately to the Trump crime family.