Y’all need to learn to jaywalk better. If I have to pick between missing the light and running you over, I’m obviously mussing the light… but I definitely thought about running you over.

Awesome. As if prescription drug prices weren’t already high enough. apple.news/Aygq3lywjTXe...

“For my friends, everything; for my enemies, the law.” www.thebulwark.com/p/its-waterg...

“Please don’t fire me, Daddy Trump.” -US AG, Pam Bondi.

Better pic of the Mike Burrows autograph card.

Mail day:

Do you wanna shoot your balls off and/or be shot by a suspect? Because this is how you shoot your balls off and/or be shot by a suspect.

Calling roughly 800 Generals/Admirals, including those currently overseas commanding deployed troops, to DC for a meeting that probably could have been an email… apple.news/AfOEnx8RaRHy...

In making unsupported claims about autism, the Trump administration is "pointing the finger" at parents and making them feel guilty, says autism community advocate Colin Killick.

RAISE IT! HOLY SHIT!

Phew. I was worried he was injured.

Well shit, Cruz.

HORWITZ!

I don’t know how you don’t at least try to be competitive with this pitching staff. The Pirates need to try to win now starting next season. They could have a decent 3-4 run easy. And then Nutting can go back to being cheap. But this team could be really good.

Ugh. Not good, Nicky G.

Latest from NBC: “He didn’t have strong feelings about ICE as far as I knew,” said Noah Jahn, Joshua’s older brother. “I didn’t think he was politically interested,” he said. “He wasn’t interested in politics on either side as far as I knew.” www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

As I was saying…

Although Jimmy Kimmel and I generally agree politically, I don’t watch his show. I never really watched any late night shows. However, I am glad he is back on the air. I would say that of any host, regardless of politics. The government should never interfere with free speech.

RAISE IT!

That was a good play by Elly. I tbought Canario was going to be able to leg that one out.

I wish I was going to the motherland to watch the Steelers. I am so jealous of those who are.

Those goddamn violent leftists.

That was a nice play by Nicky Gogo.

Hunter Barco had a decent first MLB inning.

With the quality of Pirates pitching, they need to be aggressive in free agency to get a couple bats in that lineup. This really could be a playoff team very quickly.

Cruz with an oppo Cruz missile!

Might have to get me a Nick Yorke autograph. I’m starting to like this kid.

Do not like.

Meanwhile, over on the bad place…

Sometimes some of your opinions are going to match some of the opinions of objectively terrible people. Even terrible people are right sometimes. But, I’m not going to pal around with them because we share a few opinions. They still suck.

I'm just gonna keep reposting this inane BS from Justice Kavanaugh's concurrence on the roving immigration patrol case from LA.

These folks act like we asked to experience it.....

No own is more glorious than a self own.

Proud to announce our unnamed tech partners tracked the cell phone locations of hundreds of thousands of people without their knowledge or consent

How it started // How it’s going

I think it's a "NO BRAINER" I also wonder what JFK would say today???

Deinstitutionalization occurred in the 1950s and 1960s… prior to gaining greater understanding of autism, it was often misdiagnosed as mental illness. So those 70 year old autistic folks were probably lobotomized, clown.

Give me chili mac or give me death.

The 4th Fleet covers the Carribean. The current commander of the 4th Fleet is Rear Admiral Carlos A. Sardiello.

People actually voted for this dipshit.

Should’ve toughed out those bone spurs and served your country, dweeb.

Wherever I end up after the rapture tomorrow is fine with me. I’ll be wherever these weird Christian Nationalists are not.

Throwback to when Jack Posobiec saved my picture to his phone so he could jerk off to it.

I needed to reup my 5G coverage, so I just got my flu shot and COVID booster.

I still don’t think enough people realize just how dangerous this moment is. Organize. Not just online. In person. Resist.

This chalk art on the Roberto Clemente Bridge is awesome.

Man. I can’t believe I won’t be back out to PNC Park until next year. Where did the season go? It wasn’t a particularly good season… but I still had a blast. Made it to 29 games. They were 18-11 in the games I attended.

Birthday dubbya for O.

I have officially seen all 30 teams now.