The answer to both is “no.”

Ozuna can’t catch a break there… that was actually a decent cut.

They’re paying Ozuna $12 million for this.

That’s literally what they told us when I was in school.

PLAYOFFS BABY!

I ❤️ Malkin That is all.

Homewood. Bennett Street. Caller said he saw driver of a small maroon Ford collide into a motorcyclist and just kept going. The motorcyclist flipped over the handle bars and hit a fire hydrant. The motorcyclist is not responsive.

I shouldn’t be skeptical of claims like these. But it sounds so out of the ordinary for someone in a position like that, that I always feel skeptical. And my curious nature forced me to verify. This is true. And yes, it’s racist.

¡Chinga la migra!

The first thing I really remember on the front of trans rights is HB1 (that NC bathroom bill from like 2011 or whenever). Back then I lived in NC, and I wondered why they were legislating against something that was not a problem. They justified it by claiming it was about predators in bathrooms. 🫤

Federal workers used to be paid during lapses in appropriations. But, I couldn’t remember what year that changed off the top of my head. I used Google and the AI told me that workers were never paid. P.S. the answer was 1980 under Attorney General Benjamin Civiletti.

This might be the dumbest analogy of all time. Making Yale Law proud.

I’m coming to Pittsburgh next month ✨ I’m giving a talk at the University Pittsburgh’s Frick Fine Arts Auditorium on April 9th at 7pm as part of the Alice and Staughton Lynd Working Class History Seminar; it’s free and open to the public, so tell your yinzer friends!

I was kind of hoping Skenes would get to 400 strikeouts tonight. Would’ve been cool to be in the house for that.

Investigate deez nutz, Mr. President.

Looks like a lot happened while I was at PNC Park. Trump trying to paint this deal as a win is hilarious. The US is in a demonstrably worse position than it was before bombing Iran. How’s that a win?

Raise it!

Skenes, Skenes, Skenes, muuhfugga!

It’s a Paul Skenes day!

Draft stage coming along nicely.

This illustrates the difference between Republican voters and Democratic voters. Republicans will vote Republican no matter what. Democrats will refuse to vote if their candidate has bad food takes.

When you’re such a madman that you lose Alex Jones… 🤯

I was hoping more for a zombie apocalypse. And I had hoped I’d still be a little younger. But if this is how the apocalypse starts, it’s my time to shine, baby. I was built for a dystopian future. Follow me. We’re all still going to die. But not quite as fast as everyone else.

Trump said if he ain’t getting the Nobel Peace Prize, he’s going to murk everybody. It’s a bad time to make jokes. But jokes are my coping mechanism. I don’t know what else to do right now. The GOP needs to give its balls a tug and stand up to that madman. And that ain’t happening. 😔

April 7 is kind of an important anniversary for your boy. One of the proudest days of my life.

This is sick and twisted from anyone, much less the president of the United States. Trump’s genocidal language and indiscriminate warfare cannot be normalized or accepted. He should be removed from office.

When mutually assured destruction is no longer a deterrent, we’re fucked.

This is not the Pirates’ night. It’s a little easier to digest after a five game win streak. But, it’s still a little disappointing.

Marcell Obooooooooooona

What could go wrong? 🤷‍♂️

I think the reason I’m not particularly happy with Henry Davis is the story on him was what a great hitting prospect he was. And, well…

Changed pitchers one batter too late, imo. That’s easy to say in hindsight. But even if he got the out, I think it had already been time to pull him.

Goddamn it, Oneil Cruz! Oh wait, that wasn’t Cruz? I was told only he misplays fly balls. My fault.

Magical moment at the ballpark. 🌈

I want nothing more than Ozuna to change my mind about him.

That late start to 1B cost the Pirates a run against.

What the fuck?

That’s on the 3B coach. He would have been easily safe at home had he not been stopped.

Oh no, Pirates. What is you doing, baby?

Strangers whose opinion I didn’t ask for should probably not reply to me trying to argue. I’m not always right. But chances are I know more about what I am talking about than you do.

I preferred Connor Lamb to Fetterman. But you can bet your ass I voted for Fetterman over Mehmet Oz. I hope to not have to vote for him in 2028, but should he be on the ballot in the general election, who else am I going to vote for? His opponent? Fuck that.

Prior to 1980, federal workers were paid during lapses in appropriation because the logic was a deal would be reached eventually. However in 1980, Attorney General Benjamin Civiletti issued an opinion that federal workers should not be paid during a lapse in appropriation.

Forgot to post this on Friday.

Can I say how pissed I am that I am sick? This game would have been so awesome to be at!

Can you believe we used to watch hockey in standard definition? I mean, in general, it was harder to watch sports in standard definition. But, it was especially hard to follow the puck in standard definition.

Kansas City

Parker Witherspoon is the hero the Pittsburgh Penguins need.

Still not a fan. But I have to respect this: triblive.com/sports/i-des...

We definitely ate paint chips as children.

Wotherspoon is not here for Matthew Tkachuk’s shit.