I believe they think this shows prayer hands . . .

I have always loved reading memoirs, but the genre has gotten so belly-button staring that I may be done with it. "I went to a foreign country and had interesting thoughts!" (Well, interesting to me, anyway.) "I had ADHD when I was a kid and nobody understood me!" I don't care.

I appear to have been shadow banned on that other site, so please interact with me here so I don't get lonely!

Are you in a book group? If so, how does it affect your reading choices?

My new blog post: Movie Mr. Malcolm's list is much worse than a cut-rate Bridgerton, with bonus reviews of bad novels by Suzanne Allain. Blog is 18+ but this post is clean. m-adws.blogspot.com/2026/01/movi...

From a review of my smutty short story, My First Submissive Adventure (the name kind of says it all): "Very cute and sweet erotica short story, also very hot! It's a quick read -- perfect for if you just want to get outside your head for a little while." www.amazon.com/My-First-Sub...

Is there anything better than a perfectly ripe mango?

This is Minneapolis: Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city. Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.

Week 2 of The Beach Trip is off to a sexy start, but there are surprises in store that may derail the foursome's plans. #erotica #smutsky #agegap #groupsex medium.com/@antonjpierc...

From a review of my smutty short story, My First Submissive Adventure (the name kind of says it all): "Very cute and sweet erotica short story, also very hot! It's a quick read -- perfect for if you just want to get outside your head for a little while." www.amazon.com/My-First-Sub...

Dads: Look at me, I'm not working on Saturday so I can go to my kid's soccer game! Totally worth the tradeoff! Moms: Look at me, I gave up my career so I can raise my kids. Totally worth the tradeoff, but . . .

My new blog post: Movie Mr. Malcolm's list is much worse than a cut-rate Bridgerton, with bonus reviews of bad novels by Suzanne Allain. m-adws.blogspot.com/2026/01/movi... #Mr.Malcom'sList #SuzanneAllain #TheLadiesRewritetheRules #TheWrongLadyMeetsLordRight #Romancereader #Romancereviews #booksky

For the love of god, I do not want your unsolicited advice. (Unless I work for ICE. Then I give you permission to give me unsolicited advice. Otherwise, under no circumstances do I want it.)

My new blog post: Movie Mr. Malcolm's list is much worse than a cut-rate Bridgerton, with bonus reviews of bad novels by Suzanne Allain. m-adws.blogspot.com/2026/01/movi... #Mr.Malcom'sList #SuzanneAllain #TheLadiesRewritetheRules #TheWrongLadyMeetsLordRight #Romancereader #Romancereviews #booksky

Has anyone else noticed that the wall calendar selection is way down this year?

My review of Middlemarch by George Eliot on Goodreads. (Spoiler: Middlemarch is Lord of the Rings but not as good.) www.goodreads.com/review/show/...

I am going to not one but TWO art museums this weekend. I don't know why I do these things to myself.

My review of Middlemarch by George Eliot on Goodreads. (Spoiler: Middlemarch is Lord of the Rings but not as good.) www.goodreads.com/review/show/...

Hello! How's everyone doing this fine Thursday?

Last night I decided to put on my pajamas before I turned on the TV so that it would be easier to go to bed. Naturally I put on warm pajamas as opposed to the summer pajamas I usually sleep in. Still fell asleep in the living room, dragged myself to bed, slept in winter pajamas-three leg cramps.

I had no idea that "watch out for black ice" is a meme. I don't know what to do with this. I mean, watch out for black ice, people. Seriously.

She dropped him to the mattress, climbing on top and grinding against his crotch. Everything moved swiftly — clothes coming off item by item, hands reaching for all the sensitive body parts, mouths connected by agile tongues. open.substack.com/pub/jordanlu...

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A short story set in a courtroom: How does a deserved conviction affect a family member of the perpetrator? Free on my blog. Blog is 18+. This story is not erotica. It addresses adult themes and trigger warnings apply. m-adws.blogspot.com/2022/09/non-...

Just bought a new tube of Crest toothpaste. I took it out of the box and the tube was squishy. I wondered if thye had change their formula -- but no, the tube is half filled with air. #shrinkflation

The calm before the storm when everyone settles down to work after the holidays and the emails explode. Enjoy your last night of peace.

A short story set in a courtroom: How does a deserved conviction affect a family member of the perpetrator? Free on my blog. Blog is 18+. This story is not erotica. It addresses adult themes and trigger warnings apply. m-adws.blogspot.com/2022/09/non-...

I've been enjoying Homeland, but man is its entire premise incredibly stupid.

In my new blog post I discuss how modern romance Love You a Latke by Amanda Elliot plays with but doesn't upend Hallmark movie tropes, with bonus review of better romance Sadie on a Plate. #AmandaElliott #LoveYouaLatke #SadieonaPlate #Romancereaders m-adws.blogspot.com/2026/01/mode...

I spent literally an hour with customer service at Venmo yesterday trying to figure out why I can't access it on my new phone. They finally gave up. Enshittification is real, y'all.

Part 11 of "Neighbors: The Beach Trip" is out on Medium - Tim and Christy finally make it out and are in for a big, sexy surprise! #erotica #agegap #groupsex #smutsky medium.com/@antonjpierc...

In my new blog post I discuss how modern romance Love You a Latke by Amanda Elliot plays with but doesn't upend Hallmark movie tropes, with bonus review of better romance Sadie on a Plate. #AmandaElliott #LoveYouaLatke #SadieonaPlate #Romancereaders m-adws.blogspot.com/2026/01/mode...

If I read 60 pages a day of Middlemarch for the next week, I'll be done in time for my book group meeting. 50 is doable but 60 is a stretch.

Were you disappointed by your holiday presents? Treat yourself with a very smutty dark dystopian novel about naked sex slaves, with a phenomenal plot and characters you will think of as beloved friends. You deserve it. www.amazon.com/Mindgames-Ja...

Looking forward to going for a walk today I've been sick and the weather has been terrible, so I haven't been outside in like a week. Tomorrow, the gym.

Start the new year off right with some award-winning erotica! Jim's putting his life back together after a divorce and layoff and finds support in unlooked for places - right down the street. #erotica #smutsky www.amazon.com/Consultant-N...

Were you disappointed by your holiday presents? Treat yourself with a very smutty dark dystopian novel about naked sex slaves, with a phenomenal plot and characters you will think of as beloved friends. You deserve it. www.amazon.com/Mindgames-Ja...

What are your New Years resolutions this year?

www.literotica.com/s/duchesses-... A joint story with @litalinax.bsky.social It's got aliens, its got humans, it's a lesbian romance in pretty dresses and deep love whilst wearing nothing at all, all sprinkled with plenty of pee, tattoos and piercings #erotica on @literotica.com #nudeday2025

May I suggest a New Years' Resolution for 2026? Read more good smut! Here's one of my sexy stories, free on Literotica, about a sub learning to trust her dom. www.literotica.com/s/learning-t...

Daily marketing matters. This is what happened to my blog engagement when I was out sick for the last few days:

May I suggest a New Years' Resolution for 2026? Read more good smut! Here's one of my sexy stories, free on Literotica, about a sub learning to trust her dom. www.literotica.com/s/learning-t...

Celebrating Christmas Eve with a high fever.

Under the weather. You?

Presents wrapped. Holding back some because my young adult daughter is so much on my nerves that I just can't with her. She'll still get a good haul, but --

From a review of my smutty short story, My First Submissive Adventure (and, yeah, the name kind of says it all): "Very cute and sweet erotica short story, also very hot! It's a quick read -- perfect for if you just want to get outside your head for a little while." www.amazon.com/My-First-Sub...

From a review of my smutty short story, My First Submissive Adventure (and, yeah, the name kind of says it all): "Very cute and sweet erotica short story, also very hot! It's a quick read -- perfect for if you just want to get outside your head for a little while." www.amazon.com/My-First-Sub...

The most romantic sentence in the English language: "What can I do to help?" The most romantic action in the world: Doing it.

Morning.

New romance novel review on my blog: "Totally and Completely Fine by Elissa Sussman is a beautiful meditation on mourning that hits all the romance tropes." Blog is 18+ but this post is clean. m-adws.blogspot.com/2025/12/tota... #ElissaSussman #TotallyandCompletelyFine #RomanceReaders