"Well it's 0800 and I should start doing stuff because I'm already well into the morning," I say to my little dog on Saturday morning. (She does not reply.) This adulting is horseshit. We want cartoons.

I'm busy at work today with science-y problems so here's a cool photo I took back in May (Also partial face reveal) Happy Friday, BlueSky friends!

#W1PP It's a dangerous, forbidden game. "Your turn," she says. I share another sin. As I speak, her hand drifts under the table, her breath quickens. "Now you." Her confession is equally shocking and tantalizing. We can't take much more of this stripping, this baring of souls. I reach for her.

Recycling this for #ThighThursday because I'm a believer in tradition

This could be us but you refuse to lay upon my bed of bird seed

Oh heyyyy girl! Want to go get a cocktail with me? 😮

Does anyone else have to turn on notifications just to see what your friends are posting? I won't see posts from someone for a few days, so I'll search them out, only to find that they've been posting the entire time. The 'Mutuals' feed is not accurate 🤷‍♂️😭

A shameless plug because my latest story has stalled. If you haven't read it, give it a try! Rate it! You don't need an account to rate a story 5 Stars! 😉😉 ✅ Humor/Satire ✅ Teensy Bikinis ✅ Oral ✅ Nerds ✅ Exhibitionism/Voyeurism ✅ Sarcastic Death Incarnate 💀 www.literotica.com/s/a-teaspoon...

Just some #birdsong after a morning run Happy Wednesday, BlueSky friends

I just finished this lovely story. Well told! Give it a read! 👇👇👇

I had the second shingles vaccine and my body isn't thrilled. My brain is riding around in there, presumably jiggling away. Like Jell-O. 💉🧠🔥🧟‍♂️

For anyone who missed it yesterday, check out @padty.bsky.social’s latest story. It’s a short tale overflowing with originality and wit. 💯% free to read right now on #literotica!

Hey, BlueSky friends! I have a new short story for your reading pleasure! It's over @literotica.com and it's 💯 free! Read it, rate it, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘵! #erotica #literotica www.literotica.com/s/a-teaspoon...

A perfect story for Sunday afternoon! @hyperion742.bsky.social has such a knack for writing likable characters, that I always find myself rooting for them. Lovely! (Also, I never miss a Dune reference, Eosphorus 😉) Give this a read! 👇👇👇

I'm posting this photo for your enjoyment. Not pictured: brutal heat

Just at the deadline, I submitted a very short entry for The Nude Day Story Contest @Literotica It's the 1st story I've released in a few months and it has: ✅ Voyeurism ✅ Exhibitionism ✅ Oral sex ✅ Masturbation ✅ Death Incarnate💀 True to form, it's in the Satire category because I'll never learn🤷‍♂️

Heyyyyyyyyyy girl I'm out here at this party without a date 😉😉

[whispering:] paaarty poopers...

Oh hey Thursday people wp.me/pfRFx7-hX

I see that BlueSky has a group chat function now, and I can't tell you how many ways this does not affect me

Though these @literotica.com #WritingPrompts are tagged as weekly, you can write a short (ideally < 500 word) piece in response to any of them at any time: forum.literotica.com/threads/coll...

Willy Wonka and the Ass Factory

I knew when I put this story in "Humor & Satire" @literotica.com that I was taking a chance on low readership But whew!! Abysmal view count! Give it a try! There's dark humor, conspiracy theories, and there's Great Danes. There's even sex! #Literotica #smutsky www.literotica.com/s/like-and-s...

Happy Canada Day to my neighbors up north! 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦 I'm a child of 80's music so here's a Canadian banger from back in the day 😉: open.spotify.com/track/5ubLPd...

I snapped this photo yesterday during an evening run wherein the temperature was about 100 °F (38 °C) I was very, very wilted. The flowers were not. Who's tougher? 🤔 Happy Wednesday, BlueSky friends!

No touching The floor is lava (105 °F ~ 41 °C)

My partner said, "You're my favorite ass" rather than, "You have my favorite ass." I'm not sure how I feel about this, but she's definitely smarter than me.🤷‍♂️

Hey, girl. Wanna light? ✨

I had a nice little comment on one of my favorite stories* (Yes, that's exactly where the title came from, and it also fits the general theme of loneliness and isolation.) Thanks, Someone! *Link in comments

Pssst I'm supposed to be working but www.npr.org/2016/04/25/4...

I ran 9 miles (~14.5 km) this morning and took this photo along the way 𝘞𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘞𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦

I took this photo yesterday because it reminded me of everyone's original favorite AI

Are you fucking kidding me #HottestEver #Scully #Seriously

I'm unsure why these caught my eye, but likely because my long-term WIP has a Wizard of Oz theme. On the bright side, I'm in the home stretch on that story. #AmWriting

#W1PP "𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘹 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺."* We embrace this notion with enthusiasm. Tonight, I'm her number one fan. I run my hands along her thighs, wild-eyed, playing my part. "I'll take good care of you," I say, tightening the knots. She knows I will.

I'm of the magical age where years go quickly, but this week has been endless 😐

Look at that ferocious beast! Look at the murder in its eyes!

Can confirm! Great story! 🔥🔥🔥

A random Thursday repost because I heard this song today and it's a certified banger Listen on your road trip, girl

My Stories: Sex/isolation/humor/more sex/wizards My BlueSky Timeline: Humor/Sex/Delusions of grandeur My DMs: "Greetings and Salutations, I'm so pleased to make your acquaintance! Shall we discuss our favorite musicals, books, or movies? I'd be delighted to do so! How's your dog? I do worry about

This week’s @literotica.com #WritingPrompt is Waiting - as ever, your creative interprerations are welcome ☺️ forum.literotica.com/threads/thur...

I'm a perfect 10 up in here

Throwback to January for #WagonWednesday

Hey, girl

Check out this wonderful story! (Warning: No elves or wizards appear within) 👇👇👇

Good morning from the backpacking trek! Happy Father's Day to those that celebrate! Happy Sunday to all!

Sleeping under the stars tonight after a long long long long hike (No commas because I'm too tired)

I'm taking four teenagers to a concert tonight, so if you never hear from me again, it's because I'm old.

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Hi! Welcome! I'm JS, I write smutty stories that bring me joy. My writing can be found for free here: www.literotica.com/authors/jslanesmut Patreon: patreon.com/JSLane You can buy my book here: bookshop.org/a/114181/979... Here's my website: jslanesmut.wordpress.com