Sound familiar? Not to us!

We’re so thankful for our partnership with the Home Deport! Without them instantly caving and failing to protect their customers we wouldn’t have been as successful! Thank you Home Deport You can see just how much they helped us below boycotthomedepot.network

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.” — Charlie Kirk Thank you for your service Charlie! www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...

When are we setting up @governor.ca.gov vs Bongino in the octagon! Our money is on newsom, he has the reach!

@fetterman.senate.gov thought we told you not to be so obvious next time? What are you doing!

When are we setting up @governor.ca.gov vs Bongino in the octagon! Our money is on newsom, he has the reach!

in a sane word it would be considered wildly inappropriate for the Deputy FBI Director to go on Fox & Friends and cut WWE-style promos on sitting governors

That’s why we hired him!

drove past a WHY WON’T THEY RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES billboard in semi-rural Texas somewhere south of Waco

You know it’s bad when the Dept of Labor says immigration raids are “threatening the stability of domestic food production and prices for US consumers.” @opinion.bloomberg.com #CPI www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

Going to drop the parody act for a second The flag is a complicated subject. For some it’s a symbol of patriotism and for what the united states stands for. That last statement is what makes it’s so complicated. For another set of people this flag is a symbol of their oppression.

Absolutely 💯 agree with Jasmine Crockett........

LOOK AWAY!

Maybe we’ll send the Texas national guard there next to help end Macron’s crime wave, Abbott will be standing by for the order! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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The corrupt begat corruption

So cool of CA Senator @schiff.senate.gov to attend a protest in DC rather than standing with his constituents as the LAPD shot 40mm less lethals at them.

@booker.senate.gov 👀

All covered in the files you guys will never see! 😁

The Supreme Court ruled yesterday that it’s legal for ICE to do this. Trump’s America is beyond parody.

Shhhh! Let it happen.

Breaking News (PARODY) KRISTI NOEM was stated not only will ICE be at the SUPER BOWL, but ICE will also be deployed to the PUPPY BOWL as puppies are dangerous and can be shot. She knows about that, FILM AT 11

That March wasn’t the entire plan right? That was the first step. Please tell me that was the first step of a plan.

Holy cow who is running Andrew Cuomo’s campaign and how do they not understand the difference between South Asians and Southeast Asians.

Immediately.

Any media outlets that don’t address this video of Trump wearing a crown dumping shit on Americans is normalizing it. As with everything else this authoritarian regime does, you’re either calling it out or normalizing it. There is no third option.

San Diego VIBES. I love that I live here 💙🚫👑 #NoKings

This should also be a warning. Looking at you 🍎 www.wired.com/story/apple-...

Oh, I totally agree. I think mocking them is one of the best weapons we have.

We currently have a president who is so childishly crude and grotesque that newspapers consider it indecent to accurately describe the video he recently posted, and TV shows think it is indecent to show it. But many Americans are OK that the Oval Office is home to the nation's crassest toddler.

This is a parody account but sometimes it’s hard to tell!

The Vice President simply meant they’re good ol boys

Ha ha ha! Everything's a joke! The government's our plaything, even the military!

We have received word from @homelandgove.bsky.social that it was FBI Director Patel’s aim. Next time don’t put stuff there! He’s been instructed to stay away from the missile guidance systems. We’ll be in touch @governor.ca.gov

What are we supposed to tell Homan now??

Darn 😢

Release the Epstein files, put America First, and open our government. Shutdown Republican made. ☺️

Can confirm… -Homan

If your ever standing next to Kash at a urinal, for gods sake … do … not …. Ask him a question

America is worth selling!

Not Where We Were Aiming…

Kash was aiming that one… won’t happen again!

Thanks for bringing this up! We’re actually going to be coming out with MAGA white hoods! Now our supporters can be what they always wanted to be for Halloween! Stay tuned!

Breaking: President Trump has been informed he has a tumor. Fortunately, RFK and Dr. Oz have looked at it and determined it is benign but will need to be removed to be safe! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Stop! Daddy doesn’t like when you point this out…

Remember we are racists!