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Someone really looked at him and said "Boop, needs a flower on his nosie!"

I deeply resonate with my son's Garden Slut looks but his jaunty chapeau looks are always so timeless

I've been derelict in my duty of informing people when our gay shit becomes available. But MerSir! Pirates! Asshole sharks! And learning what the third "leg" is for! Check out "The Little MerSir: A MM Pirate Romance" on Radish via @radish_fiction radishfiction.com/stories/32260

Make America Gideon Actually and let's not pretend it's about something else

this is what mary shelly envisioned while she was watching lord byron top her husband

Celebrating 2025 by launching "Napa Valley Heat" on Radish! This is the one where 2 very bad daddies (and a dog named RBG) adopt themselves a poolboy 😏 radishfiction.com/stories/32168

My human son just gets better and better

Have you checked out Radish yet? It's an #ebook platform that lets you read #queererotica #romance for free*! Now my collaboration with @a-e-lemercier.bsky.social hilariously titled "The Bitchelor" is on Radish, with BONUS sexy content! #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters radishfiction.com/stories/32061

The cognitive dissonance of wanting to squish my kitten son all the time while also being real tired of his destructive shenanigans 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣❤️

This is a really important post about my new kitten sleeping on me:

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

what are 4 fics (or fewer) that you'd tell people to read if they want to get to know you as a fic author? ignore hits, ignore kudos—simply vibe. here's mine for #mdzs #theuntamed:

Nothing more horrifying than rereading your own fic over a year after it published and finding some deeply embarrassing typos in it. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Quote this post with your most kudos'd AO3 fic I can't believe it's my one time travel #Wangxian fic that I wrote in like a couple of hours for the White Day Exchange in 2021. Still going strong, the ridiculous thing! archiveofourown.org/works/29767950

When I got to clean the house Expectation vs Reality

My fic for #topxianbang is here! I had the privilege of writing for an absolutely lovely piece by @wrecklwj.bsky.social featuring TEN fabulous partners for our lucky birthday boy. 🥳 💦 14.7k, Rated E 💦 95% porn, 5% fixed-it AU 💦 Wei Wuxian Fucks Everybody: the Fic archiveofourown.org/works/60482914

Locked Tomb Wangxian AU? LOCKED TOMB WANGXIAN AU. Art by me, and INCREDIBLE fic by @wraithcaterpillar.bsky.social. Everyone go read all about our favorite necromancer and sword fighting duo, now in a different font!

There should be more Zhanchengxian art in the world but there's this www.tumblr.com/materlyowing...

BTW since a lot of people have arrived recently, I wanted to make sure everyone knows about two AWESOME FEATURES that would have been great on twitter: 1) if someone quotes a post of yours to be a jerk, you can detach your post from theirs! It vanishes & they can do nothing about it. It feels good.

For everyone: post a banger that isn't in English Well okay 🇺🇦 youtu.be/zNetXPSld50?...

So, yesterday I woke up to someone accusing me of being a #Zhancheng anti because I .... Gave them a happy ending in one of my fics?? Pals, I'm so tired

I've had this new phone for several months and I only just realized that I never logged into BlueSky on it. Hope y'all have been enjoying my riveting content of NOTHING 🙌🏻

Hey friends, one of my books is FREE today on Amazon! Shoot for the Heart a.co/d/6rRdh61

Also I need everyone to admire what a great job my wife did with this cover 😍

My latest hot and ridiculous shenanigans are available at the content provider of your choice! books2read.com/u/mdAYOW This one has polyamory, cock cages, and a dog named RBG!

I also wanted to share that our mlm romances can be made available for free at your local public library upon request. If your library doesn't already carry Simona Niles and A. E. LeMercier, request our gay shit on ebook and enjoy it FOR FREE 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Hey please check out this hilarious and sexy collab from my Writersona and My Wife 🙏🏻💕 It's THE BITCHELOR! www.tumblr.com/simonaniles/...

I think it's really charming how he looks like he went back in time to 2002 and raided my closet because he wanted to look like a young Ukrainian American sapphic 🤷🏻‍♀️

My wife is giving her gay porn away for FREE like a gay superhero! Happy Pride 🌈

This sparks joy 😻

I'm also personally gratified that my son decided to role play Marshall LWJ from my Western! AU

I've been starved for a touch of genderfuckery for him and at last my time has come!

I should really repost that with the amazing cover: books2read.com/b/mVXanp Rockstars! Poodles! Horrific song lyrics! Found family feels! Hot adult fun times!

Everyone should read this hot and hilarious gay romp that my wife and I co-authored together: books2read.com/b/mVXanp

Support your local Me and buy my book from the epublisher of your choice! books2read.com/u/bMEBav

@bonthewitch.bsky.social I can't figure out if Bluesky does private messages but I am not ashamed to rec you my wife's Bearfucker Fic - enjoy! books2read.com/b/bzqo1D

Happy Earth Day to Mama Gaia! Look at this hot bitch (Jane Fonda) youtu.be/6relEh-w1ao?...

Hey y'all! Against all odds and the Enshittification of my personal situation, I have finished Zhanchengxian Accidental Marriage: Supreme Idiocy Edition! 💙💜❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/540804...

I cannot believe I'm actually going to post the last chapter of this fic soon! It's been with me through some real shit. My dad's cancer diagnosis, the loss of my day job, me coming into my power as an energy healer, it's been a wild few months! Thank you, Precious Idiots!

Speaking of self promotion, I've dusted off my Writersona, so I can supplement my income by sharing my gay shit more widely with the world. Some of you might recognize this from its original incarnation (heheheh). The rest of you can enjoy ARRANGED MARRIAGE IN SPACE! books2read.com/u/49Jkyp

Hey friends, since I'm currently funemployed I'm trying to be better at promoting my energy healing services to supplement my income. Please share this link to my Etsy shop 🙏🏻 healingpendulum.etsy.com

There's really nothing more offensive than our cat being constantly annoyed and disappointed to find me in my room, where I live.

Hey friends, since I'm currently funemployed I'm trying to be better at promoting my energy healing services to supplement my income. Please share this link to my Etsy shop 🙏🏻 healingpendulum.etsy.com

Hello, this is a very successful, well known, wealthy individual's LinkedIn profile summary. Enjoy!

"Life is hard, but Boobies are soft" - a quote by My Wife ❤️

My darling idiots are 4 chapters into their drama and no where near getting their shit together. 🤷🏻‍♀️💙💜❤️🤦🏻‍♀️

My life mission is complete

Hey I'm back on my bullshit with this Modern AU with Cultivation in which my Three Beloved Idiots collide in every possible combination until they end up in a Zhanchengxian 🤣 archiveofourown.org/works/540804...

Happy Friday with this absolutely ridiculous (but also very sweet) Twin Jades body swap! archiveofourown.org/works/53478010