Has anyone tried giving him Saturn? Much bigger than Greenland. He might even ask to go tour it.

Just heard a blue-eyed soul band insert the Law & Order theme song as a bridge in Steely Dan's "Do It Again". The vibes, against all odds, continue to fight.

Congress, not doing a single thing to try and rein in a president who is clearly an international and domestic threat: "Please re-elect us in the fall. We deserve to keep doing this."

Bearsn't

What have I become My Swedish Chef

I think that the Broncos should be allowed to take Josh Allen the rest of the way.

5/8 points on a road trip. Not too shabby, Leafs.

Buffalon't

"Desperately depicting a finely tuned insolence" is a great way to sell a show.

Tonight, Space Dandy special features.

Bo to the Mets, huh? Well, can't hurt us much in NL I guess. Time for the Buffalo Boys to make this team their own.

if we go to a museum and you're asking Gemini what all the stuff is I'm dumping you in a sarcophagus

LAWLESS INSURGENTS are painting TUNNELS on WALLS so that ICE agents RUN INTO THEM and their teeth fan out like PIANO KEYS

here's a mental cleanser for you youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I?...

If we're romanticizing 2016, I was working with friends at a job I loved and could see myself doing forever, enjoying regular game nights at the LGS, and living handy to most of my best friends.

watched Nausicaä for the first time last night

Bought an anime soundtrack in a grocery store parking lot this morning, in case you were wondering if it's 1996

Bandcamp bans AI music

Ernie Clement is going to play for team USA in the WBC. I humbly suggest that Canada quietly annex Buffalo.

The motion passed. Next and much harder step: Try to get the resolution to the floor at convention. I'm determined to do as much as I can to get people in progressive political circles interested in taking up this issue.

Watching The One With The Whales

My brain just identified every one of these as a person's name and now London Crime is the coolest name ever, I guess.

May have just found another rare record I've been hunting for.

Folks met my girlfriend tonight. It went well, by all accounts.

Had a nap after work and dreamed that they made a toy like the little green plastic army men but they were fluorescent colored women in powersuits with big hair

On the plus side, my brother is a Bengals fan, so he won't be chirping. Much.

Congratulations to the Bears, I have no idea where you're getting these comebacks but you're definitely due some good fortune.

I could have just gone to bed at halftime

What a meltdown. Miserable.

The Bears have a horseshoe up each and every ass on the team.

MATTHEW GOLDEN WHAT A PLAY

What the hell are they doing? Why has the offense turned into a pumpkin.

Packers stick to the game plan challenge

Keep the foot on the gas, Packers.

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring antifaphone

There honestly cannot be a satire cutting enough to make fun of Americans. What the fuck do you mean the highest colonial ideal you could imagine was a parking lot with McDonald's on both sides

If the Leafs want to do that thing the Blues did a little while ago where they were utter ass until New Years and then turned into a battering ram, that would be neat.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

I don't even know how to begin to articulate how frustrating it is, on a day like this, to have to deal with someone who is upset about their two dollar bag of fries being out of stock, every five minutes.

We got 30 cm of snow last night and somehow all the orders were on time. Even the ice cream showed up at 8:30.

(to the tune of Sugartown) shuh shuh shuh shuh shuh shuh shuh sh-shuh sh-shuh shuh shit yourself

Now light our crankiest hour #Transformers

If you're unsure about 2026 being happy, or whether it will be particularly new, you can simply shout "YEAR!" at everyone you meet for the next week or so.

I really cannot emphasize enough how extremely worth your time this entire series is

Going to save our timeline by going back and making sure that the movie adaptation of A Princess of Mars is properly marketed and has at least four fun, action-packed sequels

Well I guess they could go down the field in two plays and tie it. They could do that.

Well the Packers aren't going to do much tonight if they can't stop Henry.

“Enthusiastically burned alive by a Mormon big cat to the pounding beats of Donna Summer“ is a powerful ‘coke dream from 1981 meets mid-tens tumblr’ fever vision

The Sun will rise again