Me: Your fly is down. MAGA Friend: No it isn’t. Me: Reliable sources say it is in case you are blind. MF: But YOUR fly was down last week, so nbd. Me: That was in the bathroom! MF: But even after you left the bathroom right? Me: No, Mike Johnson lied about that. MF: What even is truth? Nbd Me: 🫡

>Secretary Jaegermeister

Sounds normal

Bravo, imperial forces!

Bravo, imperial forces!

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

Every ICE agent too poorly trained to understand the Constitution should be jailed so they can learn the hard way.

Exactly.

No notes.

Never forget: Thanks to the Supreme Court, this asshole now has immunity for anything he does.

This is so on point it is painful.

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 80th day out of the last 92. The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown. It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

Thank goodness!

Legit no one can survive the Democratic emasculation and become a politician with broad appeal. I don’t agree with smearing Platner (a tattoo on a marine? come on) and chanting “purify, purify…” but posting bc this is an incisive video.

Seems fair. What even are conflicts of interest to the unitary executive?

At least 170 U.S. citizens have already been detained by immigration agents, including children. There's no telling how far this Administration will go if Congress does not act.

When the GOP obsesses about “George Soros”, what they are projecting/admitting is that their biggest movement pre-MAGA was a public relations op to draw heat away from the bankers responsible for the economy crashing.

add to this standing down domestic cyber defense against Russia and China, eliminating USAID, buttfucking NATO, pretending Cambridge Analytica was an opposition smear, and taking private calls from Putin: I give you Benedict Arnold, ladies and gentlemen. In re: 🇺🇦 alone, Trump has made us #traitors.

KGB (now FSB ) agent Krasnov is under control

Broncos? Thanks for that win 🧡

Using the people who swore a oath to protect and defend the Constitution as a prop for its transgression is not ”going above and beyond.” It is treasonous.

#sheeple out there don’t understand the deeper you dig, the more outraged you get: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec... Tl;dr: US gov’t sacrificed the pursuit of ACTUAL criminals to send dreamers (and some US citizens) to El Salvador.

For your talking points, start with th text of the Constitution.

I cannot tell if this is real news.

Are we great yet?

Underappreciated point. Of all the assclowns we have seen attempt to grandstand Congress with conspiracy theory soundbytes, it is COMEY who is being indicted. Peopl are upset because they see that we are no longer a nation under law.

There already was an “I Hate America” rally. It was on January 6th, 2021. The President spoke at it.

I hope there are many more like this.

I am a conservative sympathizer, but these are not conservatives.

More heroes needed.

Holy gobs of Great Fire, Batman!! This GOP Senator sounds COMPARATIVELY SANE! Like discovering a survivor in the wake of a zombie apocalypse.

A melting ice sculpture of the word “Democracy” was placed in front of the U.S. Capitol.

Too funny not to repost

Facts.

More heroes needed.

Simon says the Constitution means government: OF the people is a corrupt deep state BY the people means a tyrant via the “vesting clause” FOR the people means destroying every law & institution not in the original document and neutering the first and third branches Plus Jesus = the Founding Father

Just as the founding fathers envisaged. Crucio!!! www.nytimes.com/2025/10/15/n...

How can the #UnitaryExecutive have conflicts with its own agents when it is the democratic embodiment of all US entities? www.wsj.com/politics/pol... post-Citizen’s United, we shouldn’t even be talking about conflicts of interest. Imperio!!!

This guy is desperate for conflict; that’s the only way to put it. Like when Obama invaded Iran to stay in power—oh wait, that was then-candidate Trump projecting.

ICE Detains Citizen After Saying She Doesn't "Look Like" Her Last Name 🤬 Maria Greeley, 44, was on her way home from her job at Beach Bar earlier this month when she was surrounded, seized, and zip-tied by three ICE masked agents without cause or warning apple.news/AGcAMupaYRsy...

Yet another due process failure.

This would appear to be a content-based restriction on speech.

People of bluesky, the people in power are not right or left wing, they are fascists—cue the Dan Bongino clip on power and note there’s nothing conservative about that man. Further, we have to consider that the shutdown may be their means of trimming government permanently.

More like a time where stupidity (or perhaps lunacy) is more enfranchised and better networked than ever before.

Try to understand that millions of people are watching the leading law enforcement official in the most powerful country in the world treat opponents of this circus as violent gangster criminals. What percentage if viewers would have to buy it to create a dangerous situation?

Maximum lethality!