I can’t believe Jeff Probst was just on #bb28. I’m actually loving this theming.

“You look like the Fourth of July” has been my vocal stim all day 🎆

I love Pokopia, because I could do things like build an organized storage facility, which definitely is only storing items and absolutely nothing else 😬

I love how after 35 years, my anxiety and emotions still find new and surprising ways to manifest 🤪

Because I’m never going to stop posting wedding pictures, here’s a bonus one for the nerds

Contender for new profile pic?

About this weekend… 🤵‍♂️💍🤵‍♂️

The universe is testing me today. I can tell it’s going to be quite the week

Finally decided to pull the trigger on this behemoth. It has quite the reputation, but I’m intrigued.

The tribe has spoken 🔥 @beardedexposure.bsky.social @mmart8810.bsky.social

Screaming. Crying. Throwing up. Melissa was so nice 😭

Guys, I’m getting married in 2 weeks. Still almost doesn’t feel real 🥰

The ending of Hacks was absolutely perfect 😭

My MAGA neighbor is drunk and blasting Nickelback while doing yard work. Help.

This game is an absolute blast so far. Literally just an Arkham game, packed full of hilarious movie references, in Lego form.

Didn’t expect to find a sculpture from Burning Man off the side of the road in New Hampshire, but that was a pleasant surprise 😂

Surreal moment 😂

QTP with the pokemon that runs your account ⬇️

It’s Teacher Appreciation Week, so if you don’t have a teacher in your life, you can just appreciate me 🤷‍♂️

🎃 Halfway to Halloween 🎃 It’s spooky season now. Sorry, I don’t make the rules 👻 @mmart8810.bsky.social @beardedexposure.bsky.social

Had a fantastic birthday with some of my favorite people at Knoebels 100th opening weekend 😁 @beardedexposure.bsky.social @mmart8810.bsky.social

100th Anniversary for Knoebels this weekend, rain or shine as it should be Featuring @mmart8810.bsky.social and @nickphantom.bsky.social

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Christian at tribal council #survivor50

Either I’ve gained some kind of otherworldly perception, or people are becoming far too predictable 😂

I can’t stop. This game is too good 😂

You know it’s true love when he lets you stay in the car at the grocery store because you’re disheveled and sick 🤧

Passholder preview for a new coaster! 😁🎢 @beardedexposure.bsky.social

Big yikes. In fact, it’s the biggest yikes I’ve yiked in a while.

Big sleepy vibes today

I hate that feeling when you have a full story perfectly laid out in your head, and then the second you start typing, your brain just shuts off.

Wah.

Even though we’re freezing our asses off, we were the first customers of the season at our local ice cream window 😅

This Week On The Charts 4/2/1977: ‘Rumours’ by #FleetwoodMac began the first of 31 non-consecutive weeks on top of the Billboard Album Chart. Rumours has been certified Platinum 27 times & is one of the biggest selling albums of all time, over 40 million copies sold worldwide. #RockHonorRoll

It’s also a glasses day for me, because I stupidly took my contacts out after cutting peppers for dinner last night and practically maced myself 😬

Today’s classwork music is chill Kingdom Hearts tracks. My students are so lucky 😂

There are so many students dressed like me for Dress Like a Teacher Day, which is such an honor, but lowkey hilarious because many of the hardcore Republican parents in this town are pretty anti-LGBTQ+. If only they knew… 😂

Happy Hump Day, tiny people who live in my phone

Finished the main story line of Pokopia last week and now I have far too many plans for developing my Palette Town. I’m having flashbacks of how seriously I took Animal Crossing 😂

Luck of the Irish as background noise while we play Pokemon. What year is it? 😂

Stay away from me, I’m Irish ☘️

'Sinners' wins Best Original Screenplay at the #Oscars Ryan Coogler's first-ever win

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Hi 👋 I’m alive.

Recovery day after surviving 3 Christmases 🫠

I hope Santa spoiled everyone yesterday! 🎅🏻🎁🎄

Ugly Sweater Day for my last day of work before Christmas break! The amount of caffeine running through my body is concerning.

I’ve been horrendous at checking in on Bluesky, but life’s been pretty good lately 😁

In a surprisingly good mood, despite the amount of snow I had to shovel yesterday.

Holiday festivities with my favorite gays 💚❤️ @beardedexposure.bsky.social @mmart8810.bsky.social