Ugly Sweater Day for my last day of work before Christmas break! The amount of caffeine running through my body is concerning.

I’ve been horrendous at checking in on Bluesky, but life’s been pretty good lately 😁

In a surprisingly good mood, despite the amount of snow I had to shovel yesterday.

Holiday festivities with my favorite gays 💚❤️ @beardedexposure.bsky.social @mmart8810.bsky.social

The usual caption about restoring my gay powers and such 💇‍♂️

5 hours to go until my Thanksgiving break. Today is DRAGGING 😩

Crossed a bucket list concert off my list last night, thanks to @beardedexposure.bsky.social! All Time Low will always hold a special place in my heart. #It’sNotAPhase 🖤

After what felt like the longest week ever, I am so happy it’s Friday and ready for an awesome weekend ahead!

If Shakira’s character in Zootopia 2 is singing about a Zoo, that implies that zoos exist in the Zootopia universe. Dark 😂

Finished Pokémon ZA and most of the post game content. Despite some minor flaws, I really enjoyed it!

Frankenstein was incredible. No notes.

Could you even imagine the amount of gay couples that would’ve dressed like Victor and his Monster for Halloween, if Frankenstein came out a month earlier? 😂

Oldest selfie on your phone Also 2015. The hair was an insane choice 😂

Welcome to Derry is off to a fantastic start! I really hope it keeps this momentum.

Monday Survival Mode

Why do rainy days make me think too much about life? 😅

Embraced my inner elderly man and bought an oversized comfy sweater strictly for home use 😌

Say hi to your undead English teacher 🧟‍♂️ School Halloween festival was a success!

Easiest question I’ve ever had to answer 😍

scruffy + comfy

Best haunt of the year by far. Absolutely wild!

Post you from a different era (Ahhh, college)

Fully committed to my fall outfits even though it got back up to 80° again somehow 🍂

Twinless was absolutely fantastic. Would recommend. Dylan O’Brien was nice to look at too 😅

Monday is Mondaying 😞

If you understand, you’re my people. #NewProfileBanner 🎃💀🧙‍♀️

But have you ever really thought about what life would be like if Pokémon were real? The implications are terrifying.

Nothing beats a scalding hot shower after a stressful workday. My ice cold heart is briefly room temperature now.

Have you ever held onto a shirt for so long that it becomes completely destroyed and is downgraded to a pajama shirt?

Had a delightfully spooky time at our first haunt of the year with @beardedexposure.bsky.social and @mmart8810.bsky.social! 💀👻🎃

It’s the official start of haunt season for us tonight and I’m so pumped 😍🎃🧟‍♂️

What are these fortune cookies trying to tell me? 🤑

Under blanket reveal 😈 Might delete later.

Elphie’s new game for the past month is immediately taking my seat when I get up and staring at me like this when I ask her to move.

Do you remember?

My favorite thing I’ve been seeing on my Discover Feed multiple times now. Original Poster: “Ugh. I’m so __________.” Commenter, agreeing: “You’re right!” Original Poster: “How f**king dare you” We love to see it 😂

Went to the fair with some awesome people, but more importantly, “Meatball Splash” is now a part of my daily lexicon.

It’s us. We’re the favorite gays.

The bathroom wallpaper at this wedding was too good to not take a picture.

It’s been 23 days since I posted a new selfie, so I give you: “running out of patience and consciousness at work.”

FINALLY

Watching “Oh, Hi!” and Percy Jackson chained naked to a bed is really doing it for me.

Wow. #bb27 just took an instant turn for the worse 😔

Me being scared to touch a $10 bill in a parking lot after touching everything in a McDonald’s, a Popeyes, and a shopping mall movie theater in one night.

Conjuring: Last Rites was alright.

supernatural is by far my favorite Ari song, but this version really did not need to exist

The hard shift of my mood after the meeting I was just in is staggering. Ready to scream into the void.

Being in a skircle. What’s that like?

Let’s see you at 21 21 vs 34. What happened? 😂