Why do rainy days make me think too much about life? 😅

Embraced my inner elderly man and bought an oversized comfy sweater strictly for home use 😌

Say hi to your undead English teacher 🧟‍♂️ School Halloween festival was a success!

Easiest question I’ve ever had to answer 😍

scruffy + comfy

Best haunt of the year by far. Absolutely wild!

Post you from a different era (Ahhh, college)

Fully committed to my fall outfits even though it got back up to 80° again somehow 🍂

Twinless was absolutely fantastic. Would recommend. Dylan O’Brien was nice to look at too 😅

Monday is Mondaying 😞

If you understand, you’re my people. #NewProfileBanner 🎃💀🧙‍♀️

But have you ever really thought about what life would be like if Pokémon were real? The implications are terrifying.

Nothing beats a scalding hot shower after a stressful workday. My ice cold heart is briefly room temperature now.

Have you ever held onto a shirt for so long that it becomes completely destroyed and is downgraded to a pajama shirt?

Had a delightfully spooky time at our first haunt of the year with @beardedexposure.bsky.social and @mmart8810.bsky.social! 💀👻🎃

It’s the official start of haunt season for us tonight and I’m so pumped 😍🎃🧟‍♂️

What are these fortune cookies trying to tell me? 🤑

Under blanket reveal 😈 Might delete later.

Elphie’s new game for the past month is immediately taking my seat when I get up and staring at me like this when I ask her to move.

Do you remember?

My favorite thing I’ve been seeing on my Discover Feed multiple times now. Original Poster: “Ugh. I’m so __________.” Commenter, agreeing: “You’re right!” Original Poster: “How f**king dare you” We love to see it 😂

Went to the fair with some awesome people, but more importantly, “Meatball Splash” is now a part of my daily lexicon.

It’s us. We’re the favorite gays.

The bathroom wallpaper at this wedding was too good to not take a picture.

It’s been 23 days since I posted a new selfie, so I give you: “running out of patience and consciousness at work.”

FINALLY

Watching “Oh, Hi!” and Percy Jackson chained naked to a bed is really doing it for me.

Wow. #bb27 just took an instant turn for the worse 😔

Me being scared to touch a $10 bill in a parking lot after touching everything in a McDonald’s, a Popeyes, and a shopping mall movie theater in one night.

Conjuring: Last Rites was alright.

supernatural is by far my favorite Ari song, but this version really did not need to exist

The hard shift of my mood after the meeting I was just in is staggering. Ready to scream into the void.

Being in a skircle. What’s that like?

Let’s see you at 21 21 vs 34. What happened? 😂

Obsessed with the wallpaper effects in iOS 26

I swear this cat always needs to be touching me 😂

We did it. We made it to pumpkin latte season 🎃🎃

Finally watching the Until Dawn movie with VERY low expectations.

It’s the last day of summer break and I’m celebrating by… going to work.

We found the treasure and escaped with minutes to spare! @beardedexposure.bsky.social @mmart8810.bsky.social (And my partner who has zero internet presence 😂)

Being the least anxious (but still very) in the couple means I got to be my partner’s bodyguard while he was shopping for a car. We survived the dealership thanks to my sacrifice! 💪😂

This is why I love Big Brother. This is an incredibly somber moment and this man has to fight for his life in the game while wearing a hard boiled egg detective costume 😂

Met up with @beardedexposure.bsky.social again and threw my body down a mountain at high speeds today. I’m pretty sure I survived!

It’s 90° outside, but 86° in here. That’s a win, right?

Justin Long. Am I right? 🥵

Chin scratches time is very, very important in this household.

Weapons was… good. I wish I didn’t let myself get overhyped for it, but such is the internet. Definitely worth seeing though.

Just finished season 1 of Interview with the Vampire and I have no idea why I waited so long to watch this.

My partner’s parents sent us some trail cam footage of us riding the four wheelers from when we were all camping this weekend. Cool, but now I’m mentally retracing our whole weekend on the trails and wondering what else they saw 😅