Three people in otherwise good positions playing interesting games sniped early because Jeff was bored and they drew the wrong rock 🙃🙃 #Survivor

Sometimes #Survivor is horrible

No April Fool’s jokes from me today because I live every day of my life as a fool 🤪

The stache is back

Tried to switch it up with my haircut today and it turned out almost identical to my usual 🙃

Being the human equivalent of Eeyore isn’t the flex you think it is.

Tumblr has been trying to serve me twink content the last few days and I don’t know what I did to deserve this kind of treatment 🥲

I would throw this immunity challenge just so I didn’t have to listen to country music #Survivor

Lulu Aka Lucinda, Lucy, Toosie, Gremlin, LuluLemon, Lucy Lu, Little Yeasty Muffin, Little Biscuit, Chewbacca, Princess Puddin’

Chat, Lisa Gilroy on Make Some Noise tonight will cure the depression, right?

Sometimes you just need a big guy to give you a strong hug.

Plymouth beach day

Couldn’t turn down a post workout thirst trap when the lighting was this good

Being able to listen to music during the workday now is such a pleasant game changer.

Sometimes a sunny 70 degree day is all it takes to kick the sad away

Proof of life post

It seems as though work has decided to save all of its chaos for the last two hours of the day

Just spent far longer than I’d care to admit trying to find oomf’s alt account after forgetting the handle

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate and happy holidays everyone!

Found a swamp puppy today and had Rita’s, I’ll call that a win

The South really has a thing for combining coffee and guns, and it’s real odd

Airports are completely void of time and space

Been neglecting this app lately, so to appease the gay gods here’s a thirst trap to make up for it. This post may self destruct once I decide I’m too self conscious for it

Holiday festivities with my favorite gays 💚❤️ @beardedexposure.bsky.social @mmart8810.bsky.social

After 20 years, today was my last day at my first (and until the start of this month) only job. Thanks Wintergreen for all the memories and life lessons, regardless of if I was ready to learn them or not. Glad to have shared a part in the 51 years of a small family owned business.

I am but the sleepiest of sleepy boys this morning but the weekend of emo activities was well worth it

Finally pull a god pack and it’s all dupes except one 🥲

My thoughts on every FCF

Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw: A Day To Remember My Chemical Romance x2 Real Friends Green Day All Time Low this weekend too 😍

First pack with more than one full art and it’s a double 🙃

Insert Tuesday photo trend caption here

After roughly four hours of sleep last night, this creamsicle Alani is the only thing keeping me upright

Oldest selfie on your phone 2015 Kyle enters the chat

I regret to inform you all that the new job has consumed me and I am just now getting to my weekly Tummy Tuesday check in 😭

First day of the new job is officially done, time for a 12 hour nap 😴

Reunited with my estranged father at the corn maze today

The grilled cheese from Starbucks has no right to be as delicious as it is

Carving night! 🎃

After over ten years, I’ve officially worked my last daycare shift. Thrilled doesn’t even begin to describe the feeling.

I’m all for slapping a nice filter on a selfie, but I promise yall that you look better without face tuning every pore off your body

I feel simultaneously seen and attacked all at once

Leaf removal step one

imo genre shifting/bending is critical for artists to stay current, but there’s something to be said for artists that just chase the popular sound and trends. *cough* Demi.

Who can turn down some nice lighting and a fall back drop? Not me

Another weekend at Knoebels in the books

Me if I were a scarecrow

Officially in three day weekend mode

Rachel is really encompassing the vibes at work today

In a ~reflective~ mood lately which is normally a bad sign, but for once in a blue moon things seem to be on the up for me

I… finally watched The Substance… and y’all really lied through your teeth on this one