girl why are we doing a stand up at 8:45 when i have a vince staples album to listen to?

take me to retirement village now im done

i remember when i was classed as an essential worker (shelf stacker) during covid when i had high earning people come in once a week to buy giant amounts of wine, crying and thanking me for being there (it’s my job??) now we’re back to asking if min wage workers deserve dignity lol

let’s just say ird owed me a lot of money today

okay ai is bad so use your work’s ai for dumb shit like typing poo poo pee pee and rack up your organisations tokens so it gets so expensive they can’t afford to use ai anymore

girl ive entered my saturn rising

built the building in the middle with the purple shutters today in paralives 🥰

nz govt biggest dole bludgers

sometimes you just gotta go out w ur friends and get really drunks and remember that things are worth living for

in baby j i trust music.apple.com/nz/album/fee...

my top songs for autumn 2026 🍂 🍂 you & i - oppidan 🍂 unknown loverz - slayyyter 🍂 security - amyl and the sniffers 🍂 take your mama - scissor sisters 🍂 stratus - conducta 🍂 i’m actually kinda famous - slayyyter 🍂 chanel - frank ocean 🍂 tank! - seat belts 🍂 boy in red - isaiah rashad ft sza

me after nothing happened: is dido okay? is she safe?

i need to find the original crank acoustic cover asap, need that shit on my iPod

18 years ago today, Vanessa Hudgens released “Sneakernight.”

gonna need the breakfast of champions if imma get through today (energy drink and mince and cheese pie)

should have never let a man into my paralife house

Waterfall and bridge I did for Pixyls! #pixelart

when he goes gently into that good night when i specifically told him not to??

it’s barely 7am and paralives has hit the steam cart

i saw panic at the disco in 2017/18, met up with a friend in line who had adopted these 2 12 yr old girls who said their mum just dropped them off. they were singing while we waited (v beautifully) and knew all the words, had tshirts. was like damn guess im auntie now looking out for these kids

privacy breach this, serious harm that. you people don’t care enough to change so im in park eating a little fruit tart (getting my 5+ a day in) and having a little vape and redbull

She’s correct

ten years ago i was in civic square and this happened

girl i could talk about it until the cows come home but ai can’t do my job. i should know because ive been trying to train it to do my job

the thing about iwtv is that they’re all terrible people so i enjoy myself thoroughly

you know i can’t grab your ghost private sector jobs

Terrified Introvert One Away From Bingo

anyone else? anyone at all? music.apple.com/nz/album/do-...

legitimately my public sector job no longer have paper towels in the toilets, they’ve cut all they can guys

Diet Coke and Red Lipped Smokey #oilpainting #art

govt hacking marrow at this point. idk who else you can fire??

just saw the lyrics to hello kitty by avril lavinge for the first time in ten years

why did i think this was katya doing a bit

okay john travolta, put the beret down

just watched hoodwinked after like 20 years absolute classic

actually im $68,000 worse off since national came in lol

hitting my next successful job interview with a request for two references of my own and they can’t currently be at the organisation sorry

I swear this is going to cause so many people to stay in batshit situations bc they think this might be going on tv

wheres my jemi youtube fic girlies at??

i hate when work just saps my creative thinking, doesn’t really help the burn out

my twice divorced dad asked me to be on doors for his event and when the stand up comedian on stage made divorce jokes my dad would stare at me from across the room laughing

Lil color study sketch #pixelart

fuck the met gala

i love when corporate try to make you do the embracing change seminar like my entire life hasn’t been one big forced embrace of change

bro now that i have the sourdough starter idk what to do about it man. Im whelmed by making sourdough

happy 2 years since i found this album so whelming that i cried when i heard boa by megan the stallion for the first time hours later

unfinished business walked so boys in blue could run