Tuesday will be 20 years off heroin. I’m still here. I’m still here. I’m still here.

what do you Mean the Chesapeake Bay is starting to freeze over & i still have to pay rent???

Thinking about the most recent Epstein files release…

GOT MY MAIN ACCOUNT BACK but this definitely reconfirmed that I need to find a way to manage & keep up w oomfs better because social media has become so uncertain, so often the loss of one account can result in being totally cut off from support systems & solidarity network.

The endless cycle of begging twitter Support to HELP 😭😭😭 Main- hacked 2FA- Elon switched free users from text 2fa codes to be forced to use (largely) subscription only model authenticator apps Trying to unfuck a hacked account made undoable unless u pay. I LOATHE the new internet.

Man I gotta be honest I dont give a fuck about elections and election talk. Its always about the election and never about whats happening and now look around.

Watching Good Will Hunting like. I wish i could do math.

i gotta say one more thing having worked in animation for years now, calling this "animated" is a fucking mortal insult. completely get fucked. animation is a creator thoughtfully and painstakingly giving something life. this is fucking nothing compared to animation

People really need to understand the networked Stochastic violence machine The far right has been building over the last 20 years is directly tied to the federal government and it is working in lock step with them to target anyone they need to discredit and terrorize with violence.

'eat the rich' includes taylor swift

Should be able to get my account back within a few days. Elon changed the 2 factor authentication process for free users w/o prompting us to change anything in settings. Classic him. I had 2FA set up but free users now need a code/authenticator app already set up- something we were never told to do

My twitter got hacked

SSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSS BOYYYYYYYY WE GOIN TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!!

🚨 attention all planets of the solar federation 🚨

Rush Fan Actually Goes Outside 👀

Minority Report is on tubi, time to fuck all my mental health up again, WHEEEEE!

🎶Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & California Reapers🎼

It’s gonna be really awkward when i have to explain the joke to someone on ego alley one day.

As well as recipes, my patreon is full of my art. You can help support me and get paintings and drawings like these sent to your inbox every week. There's a whole series done in the style of Picasso with African influences on subjects like Black women.

dont worry everypony noor is ready for the snowstorm

“I’m starting to understand why the government tracks ur phone” -my gf 💀💀💀

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

“What have Palestinians ever done for me & mine” is not ever a serious question asked by serious people.

Oh no i accidentally took an edible twice because i forgot i just ate one 10 minutes ago & im about to have the best night ever on account of i have the memory of a goldfish.

ATP, still referring to Gaza death tolls from 2023 should be treated as a form of genocide denial. Far FAR more than 60k have been massacred since Israel implemented their final solution & it only helps Israel when you so dramatically understate the number of Palestinian victims.

Man… Germany sucks for so many reasons. SO MANY. But on GOD, when it comes to beer. I gotta hand it to the kings.

i dropped my Szechuan popcorn chicken & it spilled everywhere but joke’s on you, God, im a fuckin gremlin.

I work harder at my Animal Crossing Happy Home Paradise job than i would ever willingly work at a real job.

Cussing out my playstation like my name is Kyle bc i cant beat a Gran Turismo 7 race 😫

Dennis “what’s your favorite hobby” Charlie “uh, magnets” Dennis “magnet- what- ok like making magnets? Collecting magnets?” Mac “playing with magnets?” Charlie “just magnets” Dennis “…I’m gonna put snowboarding”

“Ohhh, you & your principles 🥰” -my gf lmao

Me “HOW DO YOU LOSE JOHN DIMAGGIO’S AUTOGRAPH” Gf “well i don’t know where i put it!” Me “WELL YEAH I guess how does anyone lose anything” Gf “Exactly”

My baba is a Commanders fan & he’s visiting my youngest brother in Philly right now & let’s just say the family groupchat has been hilarious because my brother was outed as an Eagles fan & the last time the family was so divided is when i came out as a lesbian.

At everyone lighting off mf fireworks what made my cat cry & hide under the couch

The face i make when it’s 1977 & i just spent all my rent money on one bourbon, one scotch & one beer… and im not sorry.

Nothing makes me hornier than when Zionists I’ve never interacted with already have me blocked (& yes I’ve watched Attack On Titan, and… yeah ok fine, admittedly it IS a close tie to be fair)

Sent @northjerseydan.bsky.social a picture of me pouring Old Bay in to my mouth as a chaser. In case ur wondering how far gone i am in to the cult of Maryland, im at the “i drink old bay seasoning like water to prove a point” level.

Should i do yet another complete re-read of Anne Rice’s entire bibliography for both horny and literary reasons? Yes or YES.

Sean told me no less than 4 times tonight that i have too many pillows (yeah sure FINE every time he said it, it was bc i kept falling off the couch on account of all my pillows). All i heard was “Noor, u should absolutely get way more pillows”

I feel kinda bad because i yelled at God that if He was real my hiccups would stop (& they actually did, like immediately). What the entire living fuck do i do with this information. I feel like “omg damn, thanks big dawg” is insufficient as a response, but that’s what i said tho Theology W/ Noor

MFs using “antisemitism” in the same way conservatives use “woke” Like yes yes peepaw, everything u hate is woke & antisemitic, now let’s get u to bed.

So everyone on Threads is being extremely Normal & definitely not on really bad meth.

Me *drinking for 12 hours & gleefully upends a bag of hot & spicy beef jerky in to my mouth* “why does my tummy always hurt & i always feel like im about to die???” It’s a mystery, yall.

my Cousin’s water broke while the cover band was playing Rush at the bar & i sent her a video bc i was drunk & excited. Now im not SAYING my new nephew is the reincarnation of Neil Peart but I’m not NOT saying it.

Me (Cousin Whisper) “Do You Need An Edible?” Lil Cousin Whomst Shoulders Hurt “ilysm noor, ur so sweet to ask, but im ok!” 2 aunties & my mom “idk why u had to be so dramatic noor we all know” Me “well nevertheless” Nonna “what’s everyone talking about” Everyone in unison “pasta”

My mom got me a bottle of rosé for xmas & im ready to be everybody problem now . So shut up & look at the pictures i took of the sunset on the chessie from the eastern shore… motherfuckers. I am ON my Maryland girlie just ate an unholy amount of crabs I love this state ass xmas.

It turns out Little Drummer Boy was just about me mastering YYZ so hard that i created a wormhole and then I played it for baby Jesus & everybody cheered especially Geddy Lee (bc i mean obviously the 3 wise men were Geddy, Alex & Neil).

You are more penalized for hating Israel than for hating America. You are more penalized for hating zionism than hating any other religion-fascist group. There are more demands that criticism of israel/zionism be made illegal than ANY OTHER criticisms of western empire/proxies.

THIS IS SUCH A BANGER WHAT THE FUCK. youtu.be/66M8NwkRmew?...