My bank account is down to $10 because i had to buy food the first 14 days of the month & now im fucked If someone could throw me like $25 i would really appreciate it Cashapp/venmo MuslimMissWorld Paypal.me/aviewsocruel/

What i know my baba sees in his head when i tell him im hanging out with my friends

I don’t have the genre of autism that makes me good at math but i do have whatever genre of autism this is youtu.be/9yyoWOptOBw?...

Dee “it means we’re all alcoholics” Mac “…what do we do with that information” Dennis “what do y’do with any information; you just stuff it deep down inside & keep an eye on it” Dee “y’keep it” Dennis “im certainly not gonna stop drinking” Charlie “i mean i physically can’t”

NYT journalists: how dare you accuse me of belonging to an organization that systematically demeans women and victims of sexual trafficking NYT today: this greedy kid wanted money for braces and so ended up becoming sexually trafficked. The real victim? Matt Gaetz

Decolonization includes spiritual/religious stuff, it includes examining our faiths w/a critical lense, it includes spiritually divesting from a lot of interpretations (& entire faiths for some) Decolonization includes killing the colonizer in our heads telling us what to believe

Found one of my estranged uncles on fb & he’s following a bunch of busty goth influencers. Yknow what, critical support to estranged big tiddy goth appreciator unc 😭

“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”

“Chasing Cars” coming up on shuffle while i try to salvage what i can from my now deleted facebook is a little on the nose, my phone is so dramatic.

trust is neither given nor earned. it forms naturally between people who share the experience of having listened to Skinny Puppy at or after 3 am in the dark by themselves

Aw, c'mon - BEElzebub was right there! www.bbc.com/news/article...

Nothing online is FUN anymore. Everything feels like ur forever dodging corporate takeovers, censors, paywalls, ads & inaccessible bullshit. Half the users are bots & then half of the actual ppl might as well be bots for all the original or unique thoughts/input they contribute.

Well did u think i WASNT being a nuisance all of the 10th?

In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes. The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last. The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes. Why? It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.

“Chasing Cars” coming up on shuffle while i try to salvage what i can from my now deleted facebook is a little on the nose, my phone is so dramatic.

This is very @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social coded

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

I made a low effort meme. Blease clap

Cats are not mentioned in the Bible because they wrote it.

Me trying to impress the most beautifulest girl on earth “so have u heard Rush?”

The most beautifulest woman on earth that i been heart eyes about since high school has also heart eyes bout me??? THIS WHOLE TIME?? Oh yall mfs cant tell me shit. The beautifullest woman on this here planet of earth likes me back. MOVE IM GAY.

Okay let's sacrifice another war criminal to see if we get another reward or treat

“Some time when you least expect it, you’ll realize that someone loved you… and that means someone could love you again, and that’ll make you smile” -Homer Simpson

Non alcoholic beer is like wtf is the point? This supposed to make me drink LESS? Bitch u want me to drink carbonated piss for the fun of it?? Are u high?

Nobody lets Noors have fun

“How To Save A Life” & “Chasing Cars” playing on shuffle right after each other is actually a hate crime & targeted violence towards me personally as a Greys Anatomy fan. I’m calling the ACLU rite now Actually.

Wait, the grammys split the country music category in to “contemporary” & “traditional” & have the CAUCACITY to call good shit contemporary when it’s literally Black artists that 1- invented the genre in the first place & 2- got me in to country?? The fuck??? Like ok, tourists.

Definitely gonna be hurting for money this month. 🙃

Nobody except tj & probably tom cruise understands how determined iam to make the Edmund Fitzgerald my wife. “McDreamsy” this & “McSteamy” that but i’m team McBoat, is that a thing.

idk fam someone both liked my costume & hated israel equally so much that we made out & now all my drinks are comped. Reparations or whatever .

I dont Monday morning quarterback, but i do watch shows & loudly inform the characters in the show about how i would have handled a situation better. (Because if there’s one thing i’m known for it’s handling any situation maturely & without completely crashing out 🫥)

Watching Grey’s Anatomy & the Ravens game at the same time on 2 different devices. My ADD doubletasking game on lock.

Coincidentally on the same week as the Louvre heist? I know what you did, writers of High Potential.

Nothing like walking for 10 minutes on a 3 inch lip of a curb with a bunch of thorns on one side, a whole 5 lane highway’s worth of cars on the other & dangerously uneven ground just to get from the nearest bus stop to the store to remind you that people do not fucking hate car culture enough.

im on the greys anatomy episodes with the bomb in the guys chest. I remember these episodes being The Thing that got me like “oh crap i think i love this ridiculous show”

I gotta cut through this very cute neighborhood to walk to the post office & every single gate has a beware of dog sign except the one house where a large dog barked so angrily that im pretty sure he just called me a slur

We need an upper age limit for public office. Say, 80. Yes I know ppl older than that with sound minds but this crap really must stop.

Greys Anatomy rewatch, because who needs mental health anyway

Im at the bar drinking alone, what makes u think i WOULDNT play Rush on the jukebox. Come on now.

(Earlier) Me “I just don’t want to rewatch it after ive been drinking is all” Sean “Noor it’s The Good The Bad & The Ugly, not the Qur’an”

The only thing that sucks about being at a bar alone is u have no one u trust to watch ur drink if u gotta pee. (Also it’s weird using bar bathrooms to pee instead of do coke, im like “oop peeing in the cocaine room”)

This video was clearly made for me personally youtu.be/0CZNHKlH09I?...

Yknow. *hits blunt* I’ve never seen Trump & Xenu in the same room together is all.

tbt getting really drunk upon learning nick cave is a raging zionist & chugging vodka & absinthe in the dark while crashing out on 4 different social media sites for 9 hours. Honestly, still the most understandable noor crashout ever.

I feel like such a monster when i let a plant go on my Dustbunny plant game, it’s like im sorry pixels on a screen. I just already have the same plant & space is limited. But awww u just grew a new leaf & u were so excited 😭 I would NEVER survive a COD lobby bruh 💀

hacking the chatgpt servers to make all the ai girlfriends friendzone you

the way an Eminem song ended my last relationship bc i sent my ex gf like the 406th video of me drunk & singing & it finally came to “noor oh my god are u ever gonna stop drinking” & i was like “u know what queen, probably not; in fact for ur sake lets just break up”. She was right & should say it.

It should be illegal to expect bands to have “clean” versions of songs ever. People need to grow up. If you can’t handle hearing a cuss word maybe you shouldn’t be alive.