I love Malcolm In The Middle so much dude, v nostalgic for me because I also grew up with 3 brothers & it came out when i was in 10th grade, it perfectly captured the chaos. We were all obsessed with this show in my house.

I’ve been talking to one of my best friends from when i was on h 20 years ago; we reconnected & are both clean off heroin & other opiates & it’s wild how we’re still 2 sides of the same extremely awesome coin. After all this time, man! Some friendships really are for life. Bless!

My cat keeps photobombing me & it’s so cute

Awesome I love it when libs do solidarity like "how much Tylenol did Trump's mom take haha get it Trump is autistic which is bad like how he's fat and gay and has incontinence and when fat gay incontinent autistics say "idk if this is ideal praxis and rhetoric" I will tell them to enjoy the camps"

Oh is this the day that all the Evangelical Christians get raptured & finally go away?

HELLO FROM MY DREAM CONDO! All moved in, now for the arduous task of unpacking 😅 Pics 1-2 living room & dining room from different angles 3-4 my bedroom from different angles

Sean kindly sent me 2 Star Wars astrobiology/xenobiology videos for me to get really high & watch, and on account of being really high, i got so excited when i started to watch one that I almost sent them right back to him like “omg look what my best friend sent me- wait”

Oh god oh god oh god oh god the movers are 2 hours early oh god i am SO NOT READY i had 2 hours of shit i need to do aahhhh, panic! at the apartment complex (so naturally time to stop everything & Post because i am internet poisoned)

Maryland girlies can never leave home without our trusty Old Bay. Just in case.

No matter how much time u spend preparing for & working on a move, the night before will inevitably gift you with “oh dear God I am not done or fully prepared at all” panic attacks. Source- i move a lot. (Hopefully this condo will be home for many years insha’Allah)

I laughed at this for like 10 minutes

I remember this cover because I was staring at it at a newsstand and it was next to the Playboys so my mom yelled at me

Not to beat a dead horse but oh my god tech is so ASS now, fym i need an external hard drive now bc half of my laptop storage is taken up w Microsoft bloatware that’ll break the whole thing if i delete it, Jesus Christ literally everything is a fucking scam nowadays.

Willian Gimenez was abducted by ICE yesterday in Chicago. He had been part of a lawsuit against off-duty police and Home Depot employees for abusing day laborers. Latino Union says he was targeted for advocating for his rights as a worker. @bloomekatz.bsky.social and I report.

Having animated one sided discussions with YouTube channels (where i hit pause & respond to everything just said) in case ur wondering what alcoholics do when they’re trying not to Jar Jar Drink.

All boats are girls & im a lesbian so.

O yeah bc im trying to quit drinking i sadly had to retire “Jar Jar Drinks” the best name i ever had on here. “Boba Fettuccine” however is also very funny as a star wars pun (well EYE giggled). I’m such a dork i came up w a whole list of ideas & im gonna use them all over time.

I was so busy shitposting that i totally forgot to point out that Neil Peart’s birthday was yesterday please forgive me holy gods of Rush.

imho they’re less asking for a fight where both sides agree to do it and more asking for the legal right to come and kill people, assuming some resistance groups that either dont wanna be murdered or wanna stop the murders would rise, thus “war”. like how they call the gazan genocide war.

It’s true yknow

“He was killed for his Christian beliefs” Oh damn, they killed him for feeding the poor? “No” For wanting to care for the sick? “Ew no that’s socialism” For loving his neighbor? “No” Oh! Speaking against greed! “No that’s socialism” Which beliefs then? “Oh… you know the ones”

Mfs reminiscing about how America “came together” & “unified” after 9/11 like the overnight uptick in & steep rise of islamophobic & anti-Arab racism & hate crimes was invisible to you fucks, yeah ok the country “unified” against ykmow, a whole race & religion. But go off I guess

“IDC how much we disagreed on; in spite of the vile hateful things he said & all the genocide & hate crimes he cheered on, I can’t celebrate someone’s death” Yeah that’s the fucking problem. You should care. You fawning losers would condemn mocking Hitler’s death if it was today

Reminder: The far-right will put people like you and me in camps. They will commit genocide at the first opportunity as Gaza shows. Liberals answer is to “face them in an arena of ideas” and give them a hug to change their mind. No, fuck that. Fascism must be fought with fire.

Charlie Kirk was (hopefully "was") a truly garbage human who was working to bring back actual slavery bsky.app/profile/left...

You know with the HUD housing thing. Admittedly all I keep thinking about is why doesn’t every disabled person get this? Why doesn’t every low income person get this? My HUD condo is going to change my fucking life & I want to live in a world where that is available to everybody!

I touched styrofoam w my bare hands (😵) THEN when i put (ok screamed & frantically threw) it all in the trash it made a very unpleasant STYROFOAM NOISE & i am far too autistic for all of this so pray for ya girl.💀

So who’s throwing a 9/11 Party this week.

Got the keys to my HUD condo 🥰🥰🥰 move in is 9/18!

May today be my last hangover & a new start. I’m out of booze & it’s easy to decide to get sober when u have alcohol. When u don’t shit gets real.

Oh my god?? All the things I love are tied in w alcohol?? Football 🤝🏼 alcoholism Rush 🤝🏼 alcoholism 4 hour long YouTube video essays about psychologically concerning ppl i’ve never met that I MUST discuss with my cat 🤝🏼 u better believe that’s the power of alcoholism

TRUMP: i am going to nuke every major city in america DEM STRATEGIST: holy shit we gotta hammer him on this. look! only american gladiators contestants are allowed to wear those cufflinks

Why the entire fuck did I make the terrible decision to give up alcohol right before Football season tho. Noor, u & ur 3 brain cells fucked up again. The Seahawks have never once made me want to drink Less.

Addiction is so dumb dude FYM i got off heroin, meth, coke & crack but it stays “no u see, cat piss rotgut vodka keepin’ u in a chokehold” LIKE BITCH??? WHY???

I choose to live.

Bout to be in my ✨healing✨ era & nobody is ready (admittedly, least of all me 😬) Move in to the condo is 9/18 Went to my 2nd NA meeting in 11 years today &am DONE being this person. I’m done. I’m scared as fuck but (as Maynard said in “Gravity” off 13th step) I choose to live.

I walked 500 miles & then I walked 500 more just to be the dumb bitch that walked 1000 miles to be told Staples doesn’t sell stamps.

The superintendent in that “Unknown Number; The High School Catfish” documentary is named Bill Chillman & all i can think is mans missed out on a Lucrative career as a dealer bc my stupit ass woulda bought anything from a guy named “Chill man” 😭

vaccine "skepticism" leads to "skepticism" of healthcare in general, and then into general anti-intellectualism and conspiracy. if you let a person believe that vaccines are a scam for doctors to get money from big pharma they will eventually extend that mindset to all medical care

Far be it from me* to say that billy corgan sounds like eric cartman when he sings. *I’ve in fact been saying that word for word (as a pumpkins fan) since the first episode of south park aired & im still not wrong.

Thank u Snapchat filters for making my alcoholism look cute.

This city got me fucked up breh. The love of bestie’s life is in town & she’s a regular at NA meetings & I was trying to find one to go to w her; & watch google dot fuck give me a bar as the first result. I’m gonna go out on a limb & say, fellas i don’t think that’s a meeting 💀

This city got me fucked up breh. The love of bestie’s life is in town & she’s a regular at NA meetings & I was trying to find one to go to w her; & watch google dot fuck give me a bar as the first result. I’m gonna go out on a limb & say, fellas i don’t think that’s a meeting 💀

ok fine ill put on wicked after my bug out call w/ @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social & rach

Honestly my facebook pic is such a VIBE.

Good. They all better know how cool i am.

Almost jumped in to what i still insist was going to be some riveting top sheet discourse on facebook then realized that it was a fucking tempur-pedic sponsored post. I hate the internet sometimes. RIP It has 479 comments too, all of them beautifully unhinged i bet. Smh.

Yknow. No one says “let kids be kids” when they experience “corrective” rape & conversion “therapy” No one says “let kids be kids” when a boy plays w his sister’s barbies. No one says “let kids be kids” when u tell 4 year olds about burning forever if u wrongthink. Just sayin.