So how are all those trade deals going? Does anyone care anymore?

I just googled "Groyper" cuz it's this week's It Girl. What the hell? It's this little troll Nick F and his fan-boy crushes? That's all? Great, now I hafta wipe clean my phone's operating system cuz I let this dickstain into my algorithm. Fuck.

Maybe I got dropped from the group chat, but who exactly are the violent radical left voices? Laughing at the Kirk death, calling for civil war in our streets?

Listening to discussions about crime in our cities, I think most of the country is at the "Well we didn't need all those civil liberties anyway" phase. Holy shit, we're doomed.

I love news websites that pop up their cookie policy with an "Agree" button only. No "No Thanks" button. Either allow us to infect your device with a human-centipede-like subroutine or keep walking.

GAVIN C. NEWSOM, MY FAVORITE NEW SUPERHERO

BRAVO, GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM!

What the living fuck is up with all that gold leaf shit on the walls of the Oval Office? It screams Saddam Hussein's Rumpus Room or Second-Rate Wild West Whorehouse. Make America Gaudy Again.

I never thought there'd be a mug I hate seeing more than DJT's, but man, I can't stomach Epstein and Maxwell's disgustng, smug faces every single night.

If you're yuck-curious about the whole original Epstein case (not just the files), check out "Filthy Rich" on Netflix. Four-part documentary about the guy's past and the cases brought against him. Worth a watch.

Why Colbert's cancellation marks a dangerous new stage for the culture at large

I'm so tired of Trump too...

Well, Supreme Court, it was a nice democracy while we had it.

Here's my prediction: Tramp47 won't kill American democracy. No, our country will collapse when the next Prez is just as corrupt (Bribes? Favors? Yes, ma'am!) but not a fucking imbecile. Nero wasn't the last emperor of the Roman Empire; he just shot it in both its kneecaps.

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I get that he's a senile, spoiled man-baby who just spews deranged thoughts like cat vomit, but the media doesn't help by making every stupid remark into some sort of prime directive. No, he's not "reopening Alcatraz," it's just another vapid thought-bubble from his diseased brain. Fake news.

Just watched Conan O'Brien accept the 2025 Mark Twain Prize for Humor at the Kennedy Center on Netflix. Definitely worth a watch.

I'm on vacation abroad and doing my best to avoid the daily news, I promise I'll follow back when I'm back in the game!

Why can't we just throw Pam Bondi's ass in jail for contempt of court? That might speed this shit up.

A good looking group if I may say.

Doesn't anyone in the room see the unadulterated irony that we have convicted felon proclaiming that we need to deport all the criminals? You're first, you fat fuck.

I know it's been said before, but Babbling Joe Scarborough on @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social has become unwatchable. Let your guests talk and shut your fucking mouth.

I cannot describe the satisfaction felt by smashing an old iPad repeatedly against the kitchen counter after it tells you it is no longer accepting updates to any apps because it is an outdated model, no longer able to update itself.

Eighty-seven more friends and I hit 8K. Imma hold my breath now. No worries. Really. Really.

We should bitch-slap any financial expert on TV who thinks we all have "other money" we can rely on to get through this shitshow? Hey, assholes, our 401(k)s and 403(b)s was THE OTHER MONEY WE WERE RELYING ON.

I gotta say I love reading y'allns' bios, cuz of just so much weird shit and juxtapositions, like "vegan bamboo biodiversity, re-emergent crypto-astrology, and the Mets." Shine on, you crazy diamonds 💙

Wow, just fuckin lovely wow. Not sure if i fell face first into a StarterPack, but tonight I'm having a ball reading bios and following back. Educators, farmers, vets, blue dots on red states, granmas, cat dads, writers, sci-fi nerds, artists, I'm amazed and overjoyed by this universe of people.

@stephruhle.bsky.social You're on fire with @nicollewallace.bsky.social today! Refreshing!

Oh thank god the stock market is rebounding ... just kidding, it's sinking even lower.

@eugenerobinson.bsky.social Godspeed, Eugene Robinson! Please let us know where we can read your words and wisdom.

@marcelias.bsky.social You nailed it on @nicollewallace.bsky.social All he cares about is his power.

When @steverattner.bsky.social gets laryngitis, you know it's a bad economic day.

Not to be too picky, but not even Donald Trump's signature makes any fucking sense. No crossbar to the capital T, and an upline where the lower case P goes. Such a dick, even on paper.

Wow, stock markets doin great this morning. Make America Go Ass-backwards.

Serious question: what did Hitler or Mussolini do with the arts in their countries? Searching for some historical context but not finding any. Help?

After Yertle the McConnell resigns, he better keep his fat fucking mouth shut about criticizing this shit-show in DC. "Oh, somebody should do something about it." Just curl up and die like Paul Ryan and Mike Pence did.

@msnbc.com I miss seeing Neal Katyal on the evening shows. What's up? Everything okay?

@nedprice.bsky.social @jenpsaki.msnbc.com Love to see you on msnbc tonight, am I crazy or are you two crushing on each other pretty serious? Adorable btw.

Why does Kash Patel always sit like he forgot to take the coat hanger out of his suit jacket?

Sorry, I can't take serious any news reports that mention "JAG Officers."

#ResignHegseth has a nice repostable ring to it.

When's this horrible asshole gonna just drop dead from an aneurysm?

@nicollewallace.bsky.social refers to Trump as a possible "Weekend at Bernies" scenario. Exactly!

So much bad shit going on these days, each hour of cable news has its own house-on-fire lead story. 6pm: Education! 7pm: Law firms! 8pm: Ukraine! 9pm: El Salvador prisons! 10pm: Tesla stock! I long for the days when each show led with the same story. "Biden mixes two names up! National crisis!!"

Good thing these immigration assholes are showing "contempt" of the courts. Somebody might actually get in trouble for that.

I'm no legal expert, but can't lawyers in courtrooms get thrown in jail for contempt of court if they disobey a judge's direct orders (like failing to bring pertinent information on a case they represent)? Might wake a few of them up in a hurry. @weissmann11.bsky.social @joycevance.bsky.social